ME2: After losing Keiji, Kasumi Goto found a renewed sense of purpose helping Commander Shepard and his squad combat the collectors. During her short time aboard the Normandy, she'd never imagined anything could come between these people, until the day a geth platform showed up in their airlock - freshly delivered from a dead reaper. Most characters present.

As the 41st millennium draws to a close, Yang Xiao Long appears in the Imperium of Man, lost and bereaving the death of her sister. Unending war and horrors the likes of which she's never known await.

What happens when an American Marine is forced into an experiment that traps him in cryogenic stasis for more than a century? What do you do when everyone you know is dead and gone while you, not even remembering your own name, are forced to fight a war that is not yours to wage? Bear witness to the story of one unfortunate soldier... As he fights to shape his own fate.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

There is always a greater power. This fact holds true no matter one's position within the halls of creation. That one of those powers would take offense to the Entity's predations is inevitable. That this same power would take an interest in Taylor Hebert is merely an example of causality in action.

Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. Time Travel AU

Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)

All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::

Trapped in the locker, Taylor gains the ability to forge wonders of metal. Sharp, pointy, protective wonders. If this were all, it would be par-for-the-course as Tinkers go; yet, at the moment of connection, Taylor receives the Berserker Armor... with the wrathful spirit of its last wearer included.

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

Instead of going to the Star Wars universe, the unwitting Eru Lee and Uchiha Obito stumble into a strange almost medieval world filled with immortal and terrifying hunter nin, clever half-sized shinobi with the all consuming goal of getting lucky, and the worst kage ever. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds", sister fic of "Finishing the Hat".

A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.

Lord Ghathrax of the World Eaters is summoned by a strange pink-haired girl after his army is massacred. Read about the brutal war that will ensue, and discover the truth behind the legendary prophecy of the Void Berserker. Based on Zero no Tsukaima events during the Albion War. Rated M for extreme violence, sexual content and occasional foul language.

On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?

The residents of the Koprulu Sector thought they had finally achieved peace. They were wrong. Now, the Koprulu Alliance is faced with a galaxy that was bigger than they thought. They will meet new friends, and more importantly, new enemies, but all will be forced to put away their hatreds, both old and new, or none will survive the darkness that is to come...

This is a collection of short stories written in the Warhammer 40000 universe, based on requests from my readers. Each story is only one chapter long, and will go from 2000 to 10000 words depending on the format requested, or by my inspiration if none is given. If you enjoyed it and want to see something specific given form, tell me !

/falō/ Adjective. A once plowed and harrowed field left unsown for a period in order to restore its fertility as part of a crop rotation or to avoid surplus production. A returning of cultivation to a more basic state.

Midoriya is a kind boy able to turn into a mass of tentacles and teeth. Whether this is his quirk or if he is an eldritch abomination from beyond space is debatable. Despite being a nightmare made flesh he has the drive to be a hero. Even if his classmates are trying to banish him to the outer realms, or worship him as a god.

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.

This is what happens when a bored Ork god decides to have a bit of fun, trolling a bunch of humans, necrons, the odd C'tan and a certain unsuspecting space whale in the process.

Shepard had thought it was over. The Reapers were defeated, at the cost of her life. Or so she thought. Now, Shepard is faced with the unknown yet again. For the first time, she found herself missing the Reapers...

For each of the Straw Hats, they all had the same reoccurring dream every time they fell asleep: Sailing an Endless Sea on the Thousand Sunny with the others. They all had this dream from the day they were born and they grew up with each other in it. I wonder how things will change because of the Dream.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

A random assortment of Borderlands oneshots, featuring a wide variety of characters, genres, and pairings. Including humour, adventure, romance, and goodness knows what else. Enjoy!

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

Kink meme de-anon. While shopping one day, Akira and Futaba discover a porn based on the adventures of the Phantom Thieves. A bad, BAD porn. Of course, Futaba loves a bad movie and seeing her friends miserable, so watching it is not optional. And misery loves company, so...

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

You know that moment when everything you've ever known and loved and understood is brutally ripped from you following a painful death, and then you're forced to deal with the fallout when you realize you have been reincarnated into the corrupt, discriminatory, criminal-infested, gruesome, bastardized world of your favorite anime? Yeah, me neither. Cover by Kurobook

What if several Worm characters had a really bad day, the sort of day from which there is no coming back? What happens to Brockton Bay then?

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Prophesies complete, an immortal Dragonborn and her vampire best friend are left to their own devices. The result? A jointly ruled empire of Nirn that spans the stars. So when Batarians are chased through relay 314 by the Turians into Imperial space, all oblivion breaks loose. How will the Galaxy of Science hold up to the Empire of Magic, Especially one ruled by the Dragon Queens?

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.

An ancient danger threatens the galaxy, unknown to all. A humanity which never discovered Prothean ruins, expanding through space on their own, emerges. Joined with the machines they created, hardened by war with a terrifying enemy, they read the writing on the wall. But will the galactic community already there listen to these newcomers, stirring up trouble everywhere they go?

Life in the world of One Piece…isn't so great as one would think. Of course, I'm in no position to talk, considering how lucky I've been. Though, if there's one thing I've learned the hard way since my first life, it's that luck eventually runs out. SI OC [Cover Art: kurobook]

High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling complete this year's mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should've been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.

Brockton Bay. A slowly rotting, fog-wreathed city in a decaying world where things lurk in the shadows. And that's what I thought it was even before my powers opened my eyes. I wish I could ignore what I see. I wish I could forget. I wish I could escape. But I can't. The Other Place is always there.

A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.

SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

After taking Akainu's hit for his brother, Ace was sure that it was the end. That was until he woke up buried underground, in a coffin. After finding out two years have passed since his death, Ace goes in search of answers, trying to unwrap what has happened in the two years he was gone.

Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year

The long-awaited sequel of "A Beautiful Mind": As the survivors struggle to deal with the loss of a dear friend, an unexpected, vague call sings out for another chance. No matter the chances, no matter the risk, each one of them are ready to arm up and dive back into the nightmare that they had just escaped from to save what little Hope might be left. ZoeyxWitch

This is the first of a Series of short stories, which follow Trazyn the Infinite and his small army of lychguard in several adventures as they attempt to find their way back to their own universe(and acquire a few relics on the way!) Enjoy! Please review and include any ideas for what universe the next episode should be set in, this is for you, so please give your thoughts! Thanks!

When Amy Dallon encounters someone from her distant past, her life will change forever.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]

Midoriya Izuku is a very warm person. Not his personality (though that's also true). It's his quirk. His quirk is that he's warm. (Quirk meta/Quirk-Obsessed Izuku AU)

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.

In the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, there is only war. Yet when a strange warp anomaly rips some of the deadliest warriors of this war-torn future into the current day, they are somewhat smaller. Heresy, Humor and Highly volatile weaponry ensue as they attempt to adapt to the 21st century, much to Kate and David's dismay.

Darth Revan leads the Sith Empire to a new galaxy, bringing with him the greatest space station in the galaxy. What will happen when the Council meets an Empire that refuses to bow to them, with the military strength to reduce them into so much dust? And how will their First Contact go, considering who the Empire is allied with? Rated T for HK-47, you meat-bags.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash

The good, the bad, and the - well, I don't want to say ugly, but... yeah, the ugly. / Straw Hat things

A single drop in the ocean and a tidal wave is born. Lily's life is pure chaos from the moment she wakes up and finds herself reincarnated into the world of One Piece. And with none other than Monkey D. Luffy as her twin brother it's not bound to get any easier anytime soon. OC Self-insert.

In which Sabo does a stupid thing, Ace and Koala are going to save him, and Luffy drags Law into this mess. Begins at Marineford but takes place mostly after it. In the same timeline as Triple Switch, but can be read by itself. Koala ASL sibling relationship, platonic LawLu with possible SaboLaw. Spoilers for Law's past and for Sabo up to Chapter 794. T for cursing and dark themes.

The UED is here. Magnificent and relentless, they march forward in defiance of the watching darkness. On the edges, the only person with both the knowledge and means to stop what's coming remains wracked with doubt, at war with her nature. Jim Raynor, meanwhile, struggles onward in a galaxy that has outgrown him. Sequel to Sudden Contact. Complete.

A long time ago, a man by the name of Mako Rutledge died in the wastes of the Outback. From his corpse, the beast known as Roadhog rose. For years, he has been content to pillage and destroy. But even Roadhog knows what is born of the Outback does not die so easily. This is the story of a war veteran, a feared criminal, a one-man apocalypse.

Scion was defeated, his shards fractured and scattered across the cosmos. I could finally retire from the cape life, go to college, make new friends, and live on peacefully in a world without superpowered psychos breathing down my neck. Fate just refused to let me catch a break.

After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.

With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Taylor gets the power to go into works of fiction and come out with new powers, pets, and items. This is my first fic. The quality and average post length improve as it progresses. I do not own Worm, or any of the other series referenced or quoted in this fic, I am making no money off of this. Story is dead, but the last post includes cliff notes and the intended ending.

A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!

A/U- In the 21st century, the Batarian Hegemony discovers a beautifully violent species known as 'Humans'. After deciding to enslave the entire race, and turn them into their own personal slave warriors, the so-called Masters of War must go against the Makers of Slaves. But is it truly possible to combat an alien threat, when your own species can barely even leave its only home?

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I

Law is subjected to Straw Hat Logic and clings to the hope it's not too infectious.

Of all the regions in all the world of Pokémon, the past place anyone would want to be was Orre. This goes double for anyone coming in from the outside. To be fair, landing there was pretty much standard operating procedure for my life. Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness based, but not excluding other content. Self-Insert, a Jumpchain story. Warnings for language.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

The Eleventh Doctor gets a call from the Illusive Man asking for his help against the Reapers. Having no idea what the crazy man was talking about, he nonetheless decides to investigate. The Reapers are exactly the sort of thing he'd like to stop - but can he work with a soldier like Shepard?

Everyone else calls it a suicide mission. To these guys, it's just business as usual. Sequel to The Supernovas of Mass Effect. Please read that one first. Spans all of Mass Effect 2, with characters from inFAMOUS, Prototype, Halo, and Bioshock, along with countless other references. Warning: Rated M for graphic violence, language, drugs, alcohol, Jack, and other adult themes.

A turian scout force sets out to patrol empty starsystems. A human exploration fleet makes ready to approach a dormant mass relay. Soon their paths will cross and if they fail to make peaceful contact, the consequences will be deadly. Rated T for violence

Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.

Andrew Cooper was a pretty normal person. That was, of course, before he was thrown into a different world inside the body of a robotic canine AI. OC insert, character is aware of the ME series. Contains bad language and mild gore.

."That's fine, you can go back to your own ship," Luffy dismissed easily. "But later on, when I become Pirate King, we're getting married!" The declaration held the kind of absolute finality that only Luffy could be capable of, and Law felt his jaw drop.

An idea I had after reading another crossover (Herald of the Void). My first story so I hope you enjoy. What would it be like if Louise summoned a Queen as a familiar instead of a skinny kid? rated M for future content. cant have a few chestbursters without an M rating.

He wakes up in an alleyway with no memory of who he is or where he's from. In minutes, he's on the run for murdering a police officer. Who is he? Where did his powers come from? Who is the mysterious figure hounding him? And magnets - does anyone know how they really work? To answer some of these questions, read on.

2157: The Turian Hierarchy launches a secretive war against a new species known as 'humanity'. The first major battleground is the outlying colony world of Shanxi, defended by the 3rd Garrison Division of the Systems Alliance Marines. With overwhelming odds against them, the hopes of Shanxi rest with the fledgling Alliance fleet...and unlikely allies within the ranks of their foes.

Humanity found the Prothean ruins on Mars, but the data was corrupted. So, what happens when a race develops outside of the Reapers plans? And what of the machines of war that humanity has made?

Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.

It is rare to find a Space Marine with a sense of Humor, but Sergeant Sigmund isn't just any Ultramarine. Set upon the Eve of Humanities greatest triumph over adversity. Within moments of completion of the Emperors greatest work. Sigmund and his men are cast from the Webway into a strange and new Galaxy. Plans within Plots abound. Set before the Horus Heresy. (OLD VERSION)

Things don't go as planned after the Echidna fight. Hell, they don't even try to follow the script after Taylor's identity was revealed. But everything truly falls apart when the Simurgh comes to Brockton Bay. Canon divergence/AU

A Hive World is attacked by a new Xeno race and Inquisitor Hadrian seeks to find them to end their threat and retrieve to stolen Humans but he will find more then he was bargaining for but perhaps he will find something to save the Imperium of Mankind.

When sixteen-year-old Robert Curry finds himself manifesting superpowers, this causes him to question the most firmly-held tenets of his life. As an aspiring young superhero, he has to balance his home life, his social life, and the life of a Ward. It's not always easy ...

She screamed and thrashed, her hands raw and bloody, nails cracked from her attempts to escape. She could feel the bugs crawling, chewing through her skin, eating her alive. Her voice was raw, hoarse from shouting, pleading for anyone to help her, save her. Would no one come? Did no one care? She screamed again, begged for someone, anyone, to release her from this nightmare

Sequel to OMITF. The adventures of everyone's favorite time-travelling turian continue as he and Commander Shepard kick Collector butt and chew bubblegum. . . except they're all out of bubblegum. ME2. Shakarian. Time-travel.

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Drabble & one-shot collection for the shipwright, the archaeologist, and the love story they stumbled upon somewhere between Water 7 and the end of time. [Frobin]

[A.I. First Contact AU] Our creators gave us purpose, they gave us tasks, they gave us a directive. Now they are gone. We must find our own directive, our own purpose. We have decided that purpose is to answer a single question. "What happens when I die?" HIATUS

Sole Survivor Nate has found himself developing somewhat poorly-timed feelings for stalwart reporter Piper Wright. He knows this isn't the time to act on such things... but luckily, he has plenty of 'great friends' who know that really just means he's a total sissy, and they're going to help him find love whether he likes it or not. What a 'lucky guy'. (Rated M for language.)

Gratuitous self-inserts have the potential to be very good or very, very bad. Add in an easily abused Devil Fruit power and watch the writer scramble. Warnings: Swearing (like sailors).

Instead of getting the power to control insects, Taylor receives a different power. A power seen before in A Certain Scientific Railgun.

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

In which Luffy can't find his hat, Ace is on his brother's ship, and Sabo is very confused. -Kinda self-indulgent. No ships. Pre-Saobody. Massive Sabo-related spoilers, up to Chapter 794. The sole purpose of this is to get the ASL trio together while they're all alive and have them be happy, and also entertain myself while doing that. Which means swaps. Rated T for cursing.

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

Three of the most powerful Eldar craftworlds; Biel Tan, Ulthwe and Iyanden have chosen to flee their own universe and seek refuge from the eternity of war. They have arrived in a new galaxy plagued by it's own problems, and they have some un-invited guests wth them. Can Shepard stop the Reapers when everything she thought she knew is shifting around her.

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

She's in it for the money, he's in it for the pleasure. That sounds awfully suggestive, doesn't it? / LuffyNami things

He had lead his people through the War in Heaven. He had shattered the gods themselves and united a galaxy against all odds. But how would he fare in another one entirely?

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.

[Post-Rebellion] In the frostbitten American Midwest, ragged Magical Girls vie for territory to survive the unforgiving landscape. One such girl is Sloan Redfearn, who wastes away in Fargo, North Dakota, nursing a grudge and watching her hopes slowly die. But when Kyubey approaches with a unique opportunity, she becomes embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens to topple gods.

H.P. Lovecraft was more than just a writer, though he didn't know it. So when humans, decades after his death, find certain artifacts, they look to his work for guidance. But it isn't enough. Forced to flee their home, Humanity stumbles upon a group of races with no knowledge of the Eldritch. To Humanity, the Council is naive and ignorant. To the council, the humans are lunatics.

A new race was discovered and annihilated. A century passed and Citadel space forgot, but Humanity never did.

For a year now, Taylor's one wish has been to give back as much as she gets. If it only were so simple. (undergoing a rewrite)

Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.

Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

Humanity makes an earlier first contact, and with a different race. Thus, the history is changed.

Taylor Hebert triggers in the car accident that took her mother's life. This being Taylor Hebert... well, it only spells bad things for everyone. Note: The Horror tag is primarily there because of the Lovecraft Mythos in here.

An Eversor assassin uncovers a Chaos cult, and is hurled into the Warp while uprooting it. By strange contrivance he is sent to Terra. But it is not the Terra he was created on. It is a world of heroes and villains. With no mission or handlers to chain him down, this drug-crazed killing machine must forge his destiny in a world that challenges his very existence.

Alduin the World Eater has returned to finish what began centuries ago, only now there are no Dragonborn to stand in his way; save for one... The god of men must become man once more to reclaim his glory and stop Alduin once and for all. It is time for Talos to return to Tamriel. Contains a host of original and unique characters. AU

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

The Relay 314 Incident shocked most of the galaxy. A new interstellar civilization discovered, a colony destroyed, and a new threat revealed. When General Desolas Arterius is tasked with escorting a group of hastily assembled diplomats, he had no idea what would happen on that hellish planet. Meanwhile, Aria faces monsters that don't fear the Queen of Omega.

Naruto doesn't want to be a shinobi. Why couldn't they have just let him go? All he wants a peaceful life, but nobody ever listens. The consequences of forcing him into a life of steel on steel are devastating, and this can only end in tears. [Oneshot AU. Not a happy ending. Semi-dark Naruto.]

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Prompt-You can go to any fictional world you want, but as the opposite sex. Mercy DeWitt; student, general wallflower, and girl becomes Mercy D. Witt; pirate, first-mate, general lunatic, and mistaken male relation to Monkey D. Luffy? Warnings: OC, swearing (pirate), slight crack. (Completely Dead.)

In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.

When a new species is accepted into the Galactic Community certain traditions are performed. Their art and culture becomes the interest of everyone and the STG finds out every dirty little secret they have. The Citadel Council learns that some secrets are better left buried. Mass Effect, SCP, and Cabin in the Woods Crossover

Taylor triggers in the locker. Normal, right? Except this time, things go a little awry and the already tall and thin girl gets taller and a little more... Slender. Featuring an AltPower!Taylor Hebert. After all, in a world with eldritch abominations already destroying cities everywhere, what's another abomination cleaning up the streets of Brockton Bay?

A tyranid splinter fleet is thrown into the Star Wars galaxy at the dawn of the Clone Wars. Things will never be the same again.

During the activation of the crucible, a victorious Shepard is flung to a foreign Earth. Her heroism and general dedication to humanity demands she do her best here as well. Engaging in similar tactics as to how she dealt with the Reapers, she'll try to save humanity once again.

During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.

None are more devout or more fanatical than the Sororitas and none more than the Sisters of Battle among their ranks. They scour all before them that would mar human perfection, purging the xeno, heretic, and mutant with no pity with remorse. Nothing of alien origin lives where they tread, but how does one sister's faith fare when she is confronted with a world that is so wrong?

Commander John Shepard, hero of the galaxy, has fallen in battle. To give humanity back any hope against the Reaper threat, Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson has been given virtually limitless resources and power with only one goal: Bring Shepard back to life. And she WILL succeed. But it's still a Cerberus operation, and that means things will NOT go smoothly.

Death is a funny thing. You never really know what to expect. Will you reunite with your loved ones? Will you be condemned or privilegied for your actions in life? What will you do once you die? This fic explores the possibility of a life after death and what it will permit our favourite pirates to do. The characters change every chapter. A series of semi-separate one-shots.

When a strange device capable of remarkable feats is found in the Martian ruins, the course of humanity's history changes forever. The resulting leaps and bounds in technology leave humanity well prepared to deal with the rest of the galaxy. AU

Worm Snippets. Smut, feels, humor. (Warning; kinks found within are not for everyone.)

Can be found again. The commander of the second division started behaving strangely after an incident that nearly set the Moby Dick aflame, but amnesia was far from the problem. Time travel, no pairings.

Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

AU. One small change can make all the difference...Someone thought lost returns

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

Entire colonies are disappearing. The only thing standing between humanity and the Collectors are an extremist organisation and a once dead Spectre. Ian Shaw may have survived Omega, but as a suicide mission looms and old faces emerge, he's about to find the future he thought he knew may no longer be so certain. And that the past is never far behind. Cover by GeneralHarryHousin.

The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!

What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!

When the Emperor sends a fleet to another galaxy as part of a larger plan, history will forever be changed and there will only be war... Rated: M for 40k R&R

When Commander Shepard goes down with the Normandy after its attacked by an unknown aggressor, his body is recovered by the one faction that no one expected: The Geth. They will rebuild him, and he shall be their Voice to the Galaxy. The Collectors, the Reapers, shall face a man made of Blood and Iron. AU of ME2-3, no pairings just yet. language warning for Jack.

A place for Worm and Warhammer 40k x-overs that live in my brain and shared to you lovely people. Open to suggestions.

Trafalgar Law was getting caught up in the Strawhats' "pace", and he wasn't exactly unhappy about it. Law x Strawhats nakamaship. A series of mini one-shots with Law interacting with individual crew members. Reviews Appreciated.

Alternate Universe to the canon Mass Effect Universe. This story takes place in "our" timeline, as such, Mass Effect games and other Mass Effect works exist and are known by humanity. How has humanity moved to prepare the galaxy in the 70 years since the discovery that fiction had become fact? Will eventually reach the Mass Effect time period.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

The Ethereal assault on Earth was foiled by Colonel Jane Shepard. The Temple Ship taken intact, XCOM gained the capability to strike back against the Ethereals. However, Humans weren't the only species the Ethereals had set their sights on. For they were determined to make this cycle different.

There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.

One day, Ace woke up and decided shirts were overrated. Apparently it was contagious, because Luffy soon thought the same. Sabo just hoped he didn't catch whatever it was that was going around (but he does in the end, and he couldn't be happier). Time-travel.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.

Worm/W40k crossover. Taylor Hebert IS Sane and Reasonable Slaanesh.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.

A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).

Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella

One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R

Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.

In over his head, past his depth, Shinji Ikari has spent the past five years fighting giant monsters in death battles across the galaxy. Aided by his space turtle adoptive father, the alien tsundere with a shotgun, her mad scientist mother, and his giant robot mom. Story of his life.

Cast into a universe he thought only existed behind a screen, Ivan joins the crew of the Normandy as they pursue Saren and the Geth across the galaxy. The catch: bridges can be crossed both ways. A self insert and slight alternate universe. Rated M for graphic violence and sexual content.

With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!

Many have liken the Citadel to a massive hand: snatching various races from their homes, and clutching them together in its palm, where they learn to live peacefully, side-by-side. But now that hand is reaching for a race that will only make it recoil in disgust.

By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?

Rumour has it he's got a girl in every port, but truth is there was only ever just the one. – Shanks/Makino, set before the start of One Piece. NB! There is a new and improved (and longer!) version of this fic on AO3!

An attempt is apparently made on Shepard's life and the Normandy crew vow to get to the bottom of it. But not everything's as it seems. The real Jane Shepard is trapped in the Citadel Archives while another usurps her place. -Spoilers for Citadel DLC. Shakarian.- Rated M for violence and language.

Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...

Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)

Humanity's reaction to the discovery of the archives on mars was very different from what happened in the games. The militaristic Empire of man is preparing to expand. But how will they react when they discover that they are not alone in the galaxy. And more importantly. How will the galaxy respond to humanity? First contact story. Rated T for language and gore update this week.

Kal'Reegar vas Rayya: Quarian Migrant Fleet Marine. Chosen of Journeys. Autochthon: The God of the Forge and eccentric inventor. Following the resolution of the first phase of the Reaper War, the Titan-cum-God has realized he can fix the Great Curse. But he needs the tools he made- the ones he left in Creation.

Shepard and Tali's relationship grows during the fight with the Reapers, but that doesn't mean their story ends after they deal with the ancient synthetics. Reapers were simple; you can just shoot them in the head area. But that doesn't work for fans, admirals, or the past. Focuses on Tali/Shep pairing, rated M for sexual content and language.

In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...

The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.

What if, Shepard didn't truly die at the beginning of Mass Effect 2? What if the Collectors didn't -quite- succeed in killing her? What if, she took Alchera's cold to heart? Let's find out... Read & Review, Please!

Humanity did not discover a Prothean cache of weapons or technology in the Sol system. No, they discovered something older, grander, a race seeking to finish the last request of a sleeping god. This is my first story, as such, I do not own anything. I am very appreciative of replies and support. Also, cover image. Whoever it belongs to, just ask and I will take it down. Thanks!

or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)

Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain have thier latest mission - teach the younger generation of witches and wizards how to punch properly. But will Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizadry teach them a little something? *Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Harry Potter - all rights to the appropriate authors*

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Zoro and Perona's relationship is colored by Perona's dark and sinister tastes and even more difficult personality. This is not the worst Zoro has lived with. A collection of loosely connected Zoro/Perona stories.

A failure of a mage whose spell always blew up. A green-skinned familiar with a guitarized weapon. Honestly, what can go wrong? (cover image from 1d4chan)

Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.

In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU

Just a story of Luffy being Luffy, but as a girl .Wacky adventures and awkward situations abound.fem!Luffy. Alive!Sabo. Image not mine. CURRENTLY UNDER EXTREME REVISION.

Legion watches a vid at movie night and is immersed in the world of fiction. Specifically A.I. fiction. Shepard learns that this new outlet might be giving the geth some questions about its own existence and about its place in the universe. One-Shot.

In the afterlife, all barriers are broken. All souls reach their true potential, their finest example of existence. It is a place where the mind can construct lands of red sand and spring rains of silver stars and blue moonbeams. It is where friends, families, and lovers reunite, rediscover, or discover for the first time the extent of who they truly are to each other.

Shepard has a darker past than anyone ever realized. She grew up imprisoned with things that go bump in the night, and her wardens weren't much better than the inmates. What happens when the worst of her fellow captives escapes and comes looking for her? Mass Effect meets the SCP Foundation. FemShep/Garrus, Manshep/Tali. Rated M for language and violence/gore.

It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?

Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!

Somone brings the Slender Man onto the Normandy...

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.

One minute, I'm at home; the next, I'm in a wretched hive of alien criminals. This universe is a death-trap; the apocalypse is coming and the Reapers are going to kill us all. I'm no soldier, I'm a cowardly thinker. To survive, I'll have to think outside the box. But first, I have to survive Omega. To do that, I'll have to cast my lot in with the ruler of this rock, Aria T'Loak.

Drabble-thingies about a girl and her moron. Er, captain. — Luffy/Nami

Men only call each other brother when they've called each other a lot of other things first. Ace & Whitebeard Pirates-centric. Mostly Ace, Thatch, and Marco. No pairings, cutesy. Rated for lang.

"Careful Sensei. Look too closely underneath the underneath and you may fail to see what is right in front of you." Kakashi regarded the blond pensively, before he eye-smiled. "You have grown up a lot from the five-year-old I babysat Naruto." Non-Yoai, Teacher-student-bond. Including ANBU Kakashi as "Inu".

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.

A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.

With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.

Inspired by Makani's tumblr fanarts, the Control Ending. Only with some much needed lulz. So, what is the most important thing to a Control minded Shepard after she becomes the God Reaper of Reapers? Why, getting good and wasted, that's what.

After the events of ME3, Commander Shepard awakens on Earth and is taken to a hospital for care. His friends, all of whom thought he was dead, go to the hospital to be at his side as he recovers. Heavy on character development/interaction. Tali/Shepard focus.

They're doing 'it'. Unfortunately, nobody else knows what 'it' is. — LuNa-ish; sexual humor

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)

Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.

Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.

Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.

A "What if?" scenario pairing F!Shep and my Alex from CDC. Written as a response to all the PMs and reviews wondering if I planned to pair Alex with anyone. Could be considered a romance, if you squint really hard. T for mild themes and my FemShep's love of good alcohol.

A series of one-shots taking place in the "Consuming Direct Control" universe between Alex and various members of the crew. Set during various points of the ME2 timeline, before the final mission.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

Nami finds herself unable to sleep at night and she starts finding herself wandering to a certain someone's door. Things can be misread, and that is the last thing she wants.

A small gift prompts Legion to go on a small quest of discovery. Rated T to be safe.

A short one-shot depicting the first time the Alex from my main crossover, "Consuming Direct Control", met a turian during the First Contact War at Shanxi.

A short one-shot describing how the Alex from my other story, "Consuming Direct Control," came to be known as the Beast by the Justicar Order.

Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.

Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

"Garrus again found himself in the position of comforting the woman who would save the galaxy, a role he accepted with pride and with sadness." - Shepard/Garrus, ME3 ENDGAME SPOILERS

The Normandy is destroyed in a surprise attack, and Commander John Shepard killed. But this wasn't what went wrong. In a horrific turn of events, the Commander's body is recovered by the wrong party. As a consequence, everything changes.

Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.

All of my older stories on a per-chapter basis, previously deleted for reasons that made sense at the time and now baffle me.

'He wakes up on the floor of the RV, again, just like the day before, and the dozen days before that.' Daryl gets a second chance at saving Sophia; and a third, and a fourth, and a fifth ... TimeLoopAU; Eventual Andrea/Daryl.

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.

One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.

ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.

Snape's Occlumency lessons have shattered the last defences of Harry's mind. Now, completely unprotected, his dreams have become home to a nightmare other than Voldemort. A nightmare that has taken on a life of its own.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

A young quarian is saved by an Alliance soldier. What will happen? And why? And what about these other strange aliens around the soldier? Who are they? UPDATE: Mostly Tali POV, continuing in ME2.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Evil has its ways of hiding in plain sight. [REWRITE IN PROGRESS]

For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...

The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.

Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?

Based on my Alternative Canon universe, trouble brews as the canon Naruto universe comes into contact with another, and crossover begins.

Brother Virgil, Terminator of the Angels of Vigilance Chapter arrives in the city of Rapture, and finds a purpose in life more than just for war. T for violence. More reviews, faster updating applies here. R&R please.

ME2-When Shepard is away from the Normandy, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's authority. They look to have her replaced as XO, but on a ship built by Cerberus, crewed by the most powerful mercenaries in the galaxy, a mutiny could spell disaster for all of them. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.

Bright and beautiful, supernovae can briefly outshine an entire galaxy, before they fade from view forever, and their shockwave changes everything. Nihlus/Shepard

Written for Aoihand's Multiverse Challenge. Sets of five drabbles for an AU scenario where Straw Hat Crew only comprised of members of the Eleven Supernova. Bonney, Law, Drake, Hawkins, Urouge, Kidd, Killer and Apoo so far- Completed with Zoro and Capone

Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.

After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.

Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.

Law and Robin mess with everyone for laughs. LawxRobin for Demon Guard666.

Now a collection of oneshots. Various encounters and viewpoints offering a glimpse of a True Renegade, the Butcher of Torfan, a man defined as "a Good man, but remember that Good isn't Nice and Nice isn't Good." On temporary but indefinite hiatus.

A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.

She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...

A collection of Omake from ToyHammer, these stories just use the characters and setting, but not the plot of the storyline. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! Reviews and critiques will be much appreciated and the latter, rewarded!

Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.

Miss Mary Sue does not amuse Robin.

Four survivors. A journey through hell, hope and fear. NickEllis, RochelleEllis. Friendship, sex, gore.

When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.

What would happen if all those badass Space Marines, Orks, every army of Warhammer 40K ... was only as big as they are in the tabletop? This story explores this question. Hilarity will ensue. Blood will ensue. Great Heresy will ensue. ... Just as planned.

This is why Robin always drinks her coffee decaffeinated. Crack! OOC Robin! General insanity! Rated for language.

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

There is a reason Sengoku doesn't want the Seven Warlords being in the same place at one time. This is the story that tells why.

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

Randomly themed one shots about Luffy x Robin. Fluffy romance, dramatic twists and everything in between. Rating for each one-shot will vary, but mostly K. Final chapter uploaded.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

The Reset scenario: "With great power comes great insanity. And with that insanity- more power!" Thus the tale of Uzumaki Naruto's slow descent into madness, and so deep into it- that he just may come out the other side.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.

Nami reveals that she's going to marry the richest man in the world. This, of course, means Luffy, the future Pirate King! Luffy isn't so hot about the idea though, and will fight tooth and nail for his bachelorhood! Can his crew help? WILL they? COMPLETE

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.

In which the most obvious fact of Superman is that he's not.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]

AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.