11 March 2015: I swear I am still alive people. Just been busy at work... with Starscream profile pic.

BOO!
"AHH! I be-I beli-I belie-I believe I just wet myself..." Porky Pig (Space Jam)

About Me

I am 27 from Sydney Australia - that is all you need or care to know. This account will be mainly dedicated to transformers (as I had returned to FF for that reason - can't remember my old name). Been loving transformers from young as my brother used to watch it when we were kids and I always remember loving the flyers. I would rush home to watch G1 and then run to my neighbours house and we would play transformers in the backyard all afternoon (he was usually Optimus but I liked to be Starscream or the other fliers). During the 90's I was wrapped in the Beast Wars universe, again racing home to watch it and calling another friend up to talk about the episode. So transformers have been with me since birth :)

(Did I just correctly and incorrectly write fliers and flyers in the same paragraph? Yes I did, and I am not changing it because err is to human as purr is to cat)

I have re-watched the G1 series (laughing hard), then my sister made me watch Transformers Prime (I am still getting my head around Starscream not being white, blue and red, and significantly more pathetic than G1), and my sister is now making me watch Rescue Bots (which I made fun of the theme song by converting it to Decepti Cons) and I am re-watching my Beastwars (sister claims she knows all the lyrics to the title song).

Fave Kids TV Show Characters

Transformers: Starscream, Prowl, Thunder Cracker, Ramjet, Ratchet, Dirge, Skywarp, Ravage, Rumble, Thrust and Blur (:D).
Beast Wars Transformers: Cheetor, Rattrap, Terrorsaur, Rhinox.
Transformers Prime: Breakdown, Ratchet, Airachnid, Starscream (but was not impressed with his comic relief use during seasons 2)
Rescue Bots: Chase and Blades.

Quotes

" For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."
- Audrey Hepburn

" When faced with senseless drama, spiteful criticism's and misguided opinions, walking away is the best way to stand up for yourself. To respond with anger is an endorsement of their poor attitude. "
- Unknown

" A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit. "
- Richard Bach

Stories
Many of these stories are AU (G1 based but mixed) and all interlace into an overall verse I call The Boganverse lol.

Ghosts of a Spark - Adventure/Drama, working on chapter 6. (20 planned) PRIME
Conehead's Guide to Dating - Humour/Romance, working on chapter 5. (15 planned) BOGAN
The Lanracnis - Musical/Parody, working on chapter 4. (10 planned) PRIME

List of Transformer OC's
I have a spreadsheet of about 50 OC's, all histories and perfectly flawed, but I will just stick with story active ones here

((Ghosts of a Spark))
Voltaegis - violet and green female jeep, Neutral (Mother to Aristar Guard)
Artistar Guard - navy blue and lime green female fighter jet, Neutral (Daughter to Voltaegis)

Questions!
Why? Because I gotta!!

1. Favourite transformer pair? Thunder Cracker and Skywarp. Opposites, cold mature one and the hot immature one. Perfect and complimenting.
2. Least favourite? Prowl and Jazz. *ducks* They're two opposites that won't mix. Sorry.
3. Least favourite transformer character? Grimlock. He is painful to watch and annoying, just like his Dinobots - but worse!
4. Transformer you could pair with? If I was a transformer, maybe Blaster.. cause hes normal and likes loud rock and it would give me a pet metal cat. (Bonus if I can steal Ravage too!)
5. Transformer you couldn't pair with? Every Decepticon and Sunstreaker. Every one of those would make terrible life-long partners.
6. Arcee vs Elita-One? Elita-One - don't mess with the best. Sorry peeps. Elita has more heart and humility then Arcee, is is known to make the greatest sacrifice of all.
7. What part would you play in the war and on which side? Decepticon Miner, I can't fight for shit and its better to be bullied by con's than to be killed by them! I aim to survive.
8. What would you say to a transformer? Can I have that one? *Points to Ravage* I always wanted an intelligent giant robot cat that can drive me places.
9. Who would you hang out with on either side? Prowl and Soundwave. They'll sit quietly and I won't shut up. Match made in heaven.
10. Favourite quote from a transformers series, game and movie? Series: "Away move before collide we! *Crash!*" (Jedi) Starscream in G1 Episode Auto Berserk. Game: "Give me a few Nanokliks and I'll fly my fist right into your face!' Air Raid to Thunder Cracker in Cybertron Adventures (Wii). Movie: "Not to call you a coward, master, but sometimes, cowards do survive..." Starscream in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
11: Funniest thing you've ever said? *To pet cat* "Frosty! Why you be so mean?" - embracing my inner bad asian accent without actually trying to.
12: Worse thing you ever said? *While cooking macaroni and cheese with a friend* "Maybe we should add corn to it... So it can be cheesy AND corny! HAHAHAHA" Me for the win of bad jokes!
13: What if? 'What if... Starscreams plans were all successful - where would Transformers be? And would Starscream be an evil Gary Stu?'
14: What do your OC's have in common? They're usually mentally unstable, glitched, have dark pasts, or struggling with something (adjusting, accepting, succeeding etc). I have maybe 5 normal OC's... the others... phew got so many issues - they need Jesus!