Tenten knew the world had ended the day she had to undergo her first seduction mission escorted by three men. And not just any three men - three logical, overbearing, non-hyperverbal prodigies. Add a little lust, love, tears, laughter, sentiment and rationality to the mix and follow Tenten as she attempts to exhibit that there is no such thing as the laws of logic. Please review!

"Look. I already know about what you do. You're a street racer, you drift, and I want in." Neji's back instantly stiffened. Naruto's eyes grew wider. Sasuke and Shikamaru drew their lips in thin lines and glared at Tenten who smirked and narrowed her eyes more. If he was trying to give her hell he sure sucked at it. Heaven always won, always.

It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot