okay...here i go!!

Name: Sarah Sparks

Age: 14

Gender(for those of you who cant take a hint from my name): Female

Location: Ontario, Canada

More about me: IM ME!! That about sums it up but if you want my life story, then your just going to have to imagine it cuz im smart enough not to put everything about me online... ;P, but i will give you a little bit.

Well, obiously my name is Sarah, No I am not related to Jordan Sparks in any way, shape or form. I am obsessed with the book twilight. my hobbies include: Waiting for Breacking Dawn to come out(yes i already pre-orderd it), waiting for the Twilight movie to come out, and re-reading, for the who knows how many-th time Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse.

IM AM FINALLY DONE THE HOST, it was a very awesome book, i loved it sooo much, but not anymore than the twilight saga, if u would like to discuss the book the please PM me, do not reply to a story or anything like that...people read them and i do nnot want any spoilers!!

any way, if you have any questions i would be happy to answer them, and add the answer to my profile, but nothing to personal please, otherwise ill give you a warning your getting to personal then just ignore you and do whatever i can like block you (if i can, im kinda new to this site)

Questions + Answers

TakenyellowCars - sarah. by any chance does one of your best friends happen to be named Jenny
Ransom? lols!

Me - Jenny, one of my best friends might, possibly be named Jenny Ransom...I have to give that one some thought...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh, when you put on a Halloween costume in the middle of the year for no reason and walk around the park singing a random song. Crazy is when you make a comic with your friends about a zombie flower from beyond beyond the grave! Crazy is when you get up during the middle of a test and sharpen four pencils on the electric sharpener JUST so you can break the silence!Crazy is whe ur reading all of theses thing and agreeing with everone of them!!If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" or " 911 Turbo Porsche " you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like your men (or women for those male readers) cold, dead, and sparkling, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, TakenYellowCars, the.pen.of.endless.ink

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, TakenYellowCars, the.pen.of.enless.ink

The electric chair was invented by a dentist, dentist have to give you laughing gas to make you calm down...wouldnt you be calm already if there was nothing to worry about?? If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning these facts, put this on your profile. (another thing to add to a long list of reasons I hate the dentist)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (for me, it's everything at the curling rink. Those rocks are dangerous man!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a patio door(the tall clear glass ones) then copy and paste this into your profile...

If you've ever walked into one more than once copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile...many times...

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers have tried or do smoke pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that don't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever triped going UP the stairs, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you know that 'Twinkle Twinkle', the ABC's, and 'Baa Baa Blacksheep' all have the same tune, copy and paset this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love werewolves, copy this into your profile!!

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Emmett" or "JACOB" you freak out and have a small fit because you love them/ him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire or werewolf (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, Emmett McCarty Cullen, and/or Jacob Black copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

(Okay i no i might have some doubles but OH WELL live with the fact im to lazy to look for them and delete them)