HELLO!! And welcome to my profile!!

My name is Paige but I liked to be called Ali.

I love the anime (and manga) Full Metal Alchemist. My favourite show is TDI/A/WT. Now for video games... I don't really have a favourite... cause I never really play video games because I usually watch my friend play but if I had to say I guess I would have to say Kingdom Hearts or Full Metal Alchemist. I would have to say my fav genre of movies are somewhat horror (to an extent), and I guess somewhat romance but mostly comedy.

My favourite TV shows are Criminal Minds, NCIS, and NCIS: LA. I absolutely love watching them and trying to figure out who the murder is or how they will find them. In Criminal Minds, my favourite character would definitely have to be Spencer Reid with Penelope Garcia coming at a close second! I wish the Emily Prentiss had stayed but if you get better offers I guess I would go too. But I love the other characters too! In NCIS, I love Abby!! She makes me laugh all the time! And in NCIS: LA, I can't pick one character that I absolutely love!

My favourite characters are;

Full Metal Alchemist: Alphonse, Edward, Roy (horse for a boss) Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Lin Yao, Lan Fan, Kain Fuery, Alex Louise Armstrong, Maria Ross, Denny Blosh, and Winry Rockbell.

TDI/A/WT: Bridgette, Geoff, Gwen, Trent, Owen, and Izzy. Izzy and Bridgette are my ultimate favs tho!

Kingdom Hearts: Roxas, Sora, Riku, Axel, Kairi, Namine, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto.

Class Of the Titans: My ultimate fav is Atlanta. Neil makes me howl! And I love Herry and Archie and Jay and Theresa. I love Hercules, Hermes (FTW), Aphrodite, and Persephone. Zeus makes me chuckle!

My wicked awesome quotes!!

My sister was helping me with my profile. And as I was writing Riza's name...

"Riza, Sharpshooting, Mustang... I mean Hawkeye." -My sister

Sitting in my sister's room just relaxing when...

"AHHHH!!" taps sister's belly "Belly." - Me

Is walking out the front door, or trying too.

"GAH!! Dang it, the doors locked." -Me

Hits the guitar I was holding on a closet door.

"Dang it I killed the guitar." -Me

Walks out the door and the guitar strap falls off.

"Dang it the strap fell off." -Me

Hears a thumping noise from the other side of the phone.

"There. My kitties attacked." -Me

"We're hoboes." -My sister

"What do you know about hoboes?" -My Aunty

"They don't have cable." -My sister

Listening to the radio in the car.

"I grew up listening to this." -My dad

"Oh, then it must be old." -My sister

"It's only from the eighties." -My dad

"Which eighties?" -Me

Mom walks into the bathroom.

"Why is there eyeshadow on my wall?" -My mom

"I will wash it off!" -Me

I get my finger wet and wet the wall before wiping it off.

"And it's gone! Like magic eraser!" -Me

Is babysitting two young kids when a commercial comes up that has Jerome Iginla in it.

"Who is that guy?" -Me

"He's in England and he's dead." -The boy I was babysitting

Sister and me sitting in the van and the door isn't closed properly.

"You didn't close it properly." -Me

"Just wait.. DA NINJAAAAAA!!!" -My sister

Door is slamed shut.

Me and my sister are hanging out downstairs when,

"For Halloween, I'm going to be a couch with wienie weapons!" -My sister

Music teacher going off on a rant about a canoe that came on sale at the worst financial time.

"If you get it, you should put a motor on the back. That way you don't need to row!" -boy in my class

"What do you mean? That is what I have four boys for! They can row while I sit in the back and watch!" -Music teacher

Random Quotes that I love:

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A Computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut and make his life miserable

I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.

People who don't know me, think I'm quiet. People who do know me, wish I was.

Sometimes I wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

My imaginary friends think you have problems

At my lemonade stall i give the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the second - it contained the antidote

If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't to bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed" but most of us would say something more along the lines of "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!"

My parents seem to confuse the meaning of "I'm bored" with "I want to do chores"...

"Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "Yeah, but it doesn't have an eraser." "You know... Life doesn't have an eraser." "Dude...That was deep..."

"So.. how far have you gone with a guy?" "...Well there was this one time...we made eye contact. It was awesome."

I saw a warning label on a packet of razors that said "Warning, Do not use during an earthquake" What? Who on Earth would just go "Oh crap an earthquake. Let me go shave my legs...?

My eight year old sisters advice on boys: "What do you do when you like a boy?" "You tell him." "And what if he doesnt like you?" "You kill him."

"Bro, do you remember what you did last night?" "Oh no! What did I do?" "You walked up to a semi truck..." "Yeah so?" "And whispered "I know your secrect... Optimus Prime."

Today I bought a new bottle of shampoo. I looked on the back to the directions and it said: "Why are you looking at the directions? It's shampoo, just put it on your head. Gosh, you're so stupid." Thank you shampoo. Thank you...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; “Mommy, you need to buy another baby."

"You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Places I have been:

Progresso, Belieze, Cozumel, Las Vegas, Grand Canyon Arizona, Hoover Dam, Jamaica, Grand Cayman Islands.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana ' .
6.Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9.Sing Along At The Opera.
10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12.When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Taken
Single
Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

If you can't beat em, join em.
If you can't join them, bribe em.
If you can't bribe em, blackmail em.
If you can't blackmail em, kill em.
If you can't kill em, well you're screwed!

If you think Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself and lost, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste onto your profile.

An Ode To My Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Please enjoy my profile and if you have the time check out some of my stories!! I don't have tons of time to say it but every favorite, review, and follow I get I really appreciate it!! Thank you everyone for all that you do!! :D