Name: Dave

Age: Bitch you don't need to know that shit!

Gender: I'm a mothafuckin guy! Nigga do I look like a woman to you?

Country: America!!!

Ethnicaity: White Black

Sexuality: No offense to all the niggas out there but I'm only interested in bitches, a-ight?

Relationship Status: I don't got no hoe. Wish I did but for whatever reason bitches don't like me. Oh well. *shrugs*

Hobbies: Reading bitch ass fanfiction, hitting on fine ass white girls (though they apparently like to play hard to get, bitch I aint got time for games and shit okay?), and eating ramen fucking noodles