Favorite movies

Twilight- Of Course even though it was kinda bad you have to love it if your a fan of the books

Ghost rider- I really don't know why but I like it

All of the disney princess movies- I like them too

Favorite Books

Twilight- who does not like it? Haters that is who

New Moon-Love it!

Eclipse-Its okay but I love it

Breaking Dawn- Renesmee! Bella as a Vampire!!

Vampire Diaries series -Did you know it is a show now?

Night world series

Dark Visions series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians series

Vampire kisses series

House of Night series

Milkrun

21 Steps to Happiness

Shopaholic series

Remember Me

How to keep a secret

20's Girl

Immortal series

Scary Beutiful

Cupidity

Major Crush

Princess Diaries series

Inkheart series

Holes

Ella Enchanted

Gilly hopkins

The cay

Darkest Powers series

ME vs. ME

Undomestic godess

Cross my heart hope to spy

Favorite T.V. show

Vampire Diaries

Lost

Flash Forward

Ugly Betty

Twilight fanfiction stereotypes

I write Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have no life

I read Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have bad taste

I’m a girl who read Twilight so I MUST be in love with Edward

I’m a guy who read Twilight so I MUST be gay

I love Twilight so I MUST have no literary taste

I hate Twilight so I MUST be a loser

I laugh about Twilight so I MUST be a meanie

I’m Team Edward so I MUST hate Jacob

I’m Team Jacob so I MUST hate Edward

I’m Team Switzerland so I MUST have problems with making up my mind

I like Bella so I MUST be an anti-feminist

I hate Bella so I MUST be after Edward

I’m Team Cullen so I MUST always go with the main stream

I’m Team La Push so I MUST be trying to be special

I’m Team Volturi so I MUST be evil

I’m Team Human so I MUST be boring

I’m Team Vlad & Stef so I MUST be into slash

I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST scream “OMG, I luuuurve Edward!1!1!!”

I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST have no writing skills whatsoever

I’m a twenty-something fangirl so I MUST be immature

I’m very short so I MUST love shopping and shoes and shopping all day long

I’m a klutz so I MUST need a vampire boyfriend to save me

I’m a redhead so I MUST stalk

I’m a blonde so I MUST want to steal your babies

I like sports so I MUST be an overgrown idiot and make baseball jokes all day long

I’m a mother so I MUST be an overprotective hen and clean the house all day long

I like Jasper so I MUST be emo

I’m very friendly, happy and hyper so I MUST be gay

I have a bad temper so I MUST be a sadistic witch

I have white hair and a bad temper so I MUST be an arsonist

I’m gay so I MUST be non-existent in the Twilight universe

I’m pale so I MUST be a vampire

I sparkle in the sunlight so I MUST be a vampire

I’m Canadian so I MUST hide evil vamps in my home

I’m South-American so I MUST create vampire armies as a hobby

I have a French name so I MUST have dreadlocks and talk with a funny accent

I’m of Spanish decent so I MUST throw random bits of Spanish in every conversation

I’m British so I MUST be compassionate

I’m Italian so I MUST trap poor tourists in my tower room and eat them

I’m Swiss so I MUST be Team Switzerland

I’m Romanian so I MUST be creepy and out for revenge

I’m European so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I liked Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a cheesy and unrealistic person

I hated Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a pessimist who just can’t appreciate a happy ending

I like Edward/Bella so I MUST be lame

I like uncanon pairings so I MUST be twisted

I like Jake/Nessie so I MUST be a pedophile

I like Jane/Aro so I MUST be a creepy pedophile

I hate stereotypes in Twilight fanfiction so I MUST try to use them as little as possible

Teams I ship

CarlisleXBella

VladimirXSulpicia

AroXJane

CaiusXOC

MarcusXDidyme

MarucsXOC

Teams

Team Give Marcus a hug

Team witch twins

Team Jaro

Team Carlisle

Team cullen

Team Volturi

Stories I'm writing

Forces upon- It is put to the side for now but I'll work on it eventually

I'm the twin of a cullen- I'm working on it now

The new story Didyme- I'm working on this one now too

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. XD only somtimes i swear

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you freak out during a thunderstorm because you truly think that vampires are out there playing baseball, copy and paste this on your profile

Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

The only reason people hold on to memories, is because they're the only things that won't change, even when everything else does. ~~Me ;)

"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is wrong for someone else. So...good luck with that."
~~Charlie Swan, Twilight Saga

What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp,some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live
together in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity

17 signs that you are falling in love

SEVENTEEN:
YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY.

SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM.

THIRTEEN:

YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME.

TEN:

YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

NINE:

WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.

EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM.

SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

FOUR: YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DID'NT NOTICE NUMBER TWELVE IS MISSING.

ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & YOU ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING.
NOW MAKE A WiSH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...

Now repost this as '17 sings ur falling in love' and somethind AWESOME will happen

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother ta

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

ught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. (You know you did).

13. Now your sad because you fell for it and you think you have to put this in your profile

Good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Good Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Good Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang we did it again"

Good Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Good Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Good Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Good friend: asks why you're crying

Best friend: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does mean more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Edward Cullen: Hotter than Jacob since 1901
Bella Swan-Cullen:

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN

List 12 characters from your fandom

1. Jacob

2. Emmett

3. Alice

4. Rosale

5. Seth

6. Esme

7. Leah

8. Marcus

9. Jasper

10. Carlsile

11. Aro

12. Caius

1. Ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

An Aro and Esme fanfic? No, but I know there are some out there.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Rosalie is pretty sure, but I am a GIRL! That would be strange.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Caius getting Jasper pregnant? I would be grossed out.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Mmmhmmm, I read a Jasper fanfic the other day!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Emmett and Esme? Umm NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Seth/Jasper or Seth/Carlisle? Neither! I hope there aren't any out there.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Leah walked in on Caius in Emmett? She woul phase and she and Caius would get in a super fight, because Caius hates were-wolves and stuff.

8. Suggest a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Alice and Carlisle? Umm a Father /Daughter thing?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Jacob/Marcus? No, but there is Seth/Marcus , which is just as strange

10. Make up a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Leah/Caius? I dunno maybe she imprints on Caius? And he um... says it is not her fault or something? He would only do that because of the imprint though...

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Marcus? I dunno some really sad song about the love of his life dying or something.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jacob/Esme/Caius? Probably M for Jacob and Caius' language.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Seth? Yesterday.

14. What would happen if Three walked in on Eight and Five having sex?

If Alice walked in on Marcus and Seth? I think she would freak out, and run out screaming.

15. What might Nine scream at a moment of great passion?

Jasper? The Civil war or soldiers.

16. How might Six describe a relationship between Two and Eleven?

Esme describing Emmett and Aro? She would say it is disterbing.

17. How emo is Seven?

Kinda emo? She hates that she cn't have kids, and is a wolf, and how Same imprinted on Emily.

18. Write a Sexy Ten/Three title

Alice and Carlisle?... I REFUSE!

19. Write a Romance Four/Eight title.

Rosalie and Marcus? No, I'm not even sure that would work.

20. Which two would make the best couple?

3/9~!~ Alice and Jasper!

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