Cheerio. Let's begin with this stupidity by saying: GO TO HELL, FRANCE! *ahem* Anyway. This fiction thingie is for my amusement. What you find here may or may not be of good quality. I'm rather anal about grammar, punctuation, spelling and the sorts, so that is not the reference I am making to "quality". I am speaking for the other type of "quality", as in, to put in simple terms: I CAN AND WILL WRITE CRACK IF I SO WISH IT.

I am a proud supporter of slash with a plot. No plot, no pr0n. (Not that I'm a fantastic erotic writer to begin with; LoLz)

I'll write more if I feel like it later~