Name: Kitty Marie.

Gender: Female

Age: Too Old.

Sanity: What Sanity? I didn’t know I ever had any..

Favorite TV shows; Supernatural, Sherlock, Merlin, Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Legend Of Korra, Lost, Yu-Gi-Oh, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Adventure Time, I should stop here, this could get messy.

Favorite Movies: The Collection, Mama, Step Brothers, Harry Potter, Lion King, Howl's Moving Castle,

Favorite Music:

Favorite Foods: FOOD? WHERE?!

Favorite color: Orange

Favorite animals: All of them.

Favorite Books: The Zombie Survival Guide, Official Game Guide The Elder Scrolls V SKYRIM book.., Twilight, Hunger Games, The boy in The Striped Pajamas, The Bible,

Likes: Video Games, Music, Zwinky, Jackson Rathbone (obsession to its fullest), Pillow pets, Duct Tape, Stickers, Yaoi(lemons baby, being a weirdo, Thumbtacks, Giant hairbrushes, Candy, DumDum pops…, Tacos, Calling Mary Muggle/Peasent, The word Howdy, Sleepovers with Mary,

Dislikes: Stupid people (not in the disability way, you know those dumbasses on the internet? Yeah those... I hate those.), Waking up before 9am. But seriously I didn’t know Saturday had a morning.., Liars, Cheats, Cliques, Fakes, Assholes, people who think that dressing a certain way makes you something that you’re OBVIOUSLY not, people who touch Jasper(don’t ask... it’s better for us all), Riding in cars.

QUOTES _

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." – Bible-- Matthew 7:12 (I always try to do this.)

“When the mind, body and spirit work together anything is possible" Criss Angel

"The night is darkest just before the dawn." - From "The Dark Knight"

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean

"Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?" Ian Wallace (that’s my motto)

"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby." Ruth E. Renkel

"There's more to us than meets the eye."- Optimus Prime, Transformers movie

"A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behind the need to communicate is the need to share. Behind the need to share is the need to be understood." —Leo Rosten

"Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense." —Leo Rosten

"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." Edward Vernon Rickenbacker

"Victory means nothing, unless you can share it with the people you love. Because then, you're really a winner."- Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie

“You have a touch of destiny about you.”- Calypso, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"Fate rarely calls upon us at a time of our choosing,"- Optimus Prime, Transformer movie

"Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!" -- Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

"I write for the same reason I breathe--because if I didn't, I would die."-Isaac Asmiov

"My love is unique and none can rival her...Just by passing, she has stolen away my heart." - Ramesses the Great

"When you're young, everything seems like the end of the world, but it's not, it's just only the beginning." Zac Efron

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean (The sad part is that makes prefect sense... at least to me.)

"If you like something that's not enough, if you love something that's not enough; but if you give your passion to anything you would make it big." Zahi Hawass (He's a famous Egyptologist.)

“An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind.” Mahatma Ghandi

"You should live each day like it is your last, for one day you are sure to be right." Pegasus, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein( so true)

"People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within." Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

"Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others." Mark Twain

"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." Bible, John 15:13

“I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions.” - James A. Michener

"For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart." Zeus from Disney's Hercules

"I believe that everyone has an 'other self' inside them. It may be your ideal self, someone who it's your goal to become. But when you're pressured to be a certain way by the expectations of your parents or the world, the burden may be too much to bear and you may lose sight of yourself. In other words, your 'other self' is something you have to create, not that people can force upon you. I think it's best to take it easy and keep an eye on your 'other self,' and aim for that goal. But don't stress out about reaching it right away." Kazuki Takahashi

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quencier. It's the quenciast."- Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

“I’ve got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it.”- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Prince Charming is a real player, he's in every fairy tale." Author Unknown

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." Sheldon from Big Bang Theory (Now you know a extremely complicated version of rock, paper, scissors. XD )

"Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

"You can try, but you'll never catch me. Bazinga!" Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. “- Bill Gates

You think you can throw stones at someone just because their skin is different...? I'll cut the true meaning of different status on your skin!!" - Priest Seto

"I am the sole survivor of that village ... of Kul Elna. Now ... this city too, will drown in blood." - Thief King Bakura (badass)

"You forced me to gaze inside my heart, thinking I'd find only darkness, but you were wrong." Yami

When everything was dark, you gave me light." Serenity

Kisara ... don't be caught by the shadows ... always look to the light!" Priest Seto (manga)

"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity.

Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."

Stephen King

'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.' - Albus Dumbledore.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."- Albus Dumbledore

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.-Arthur Weasley

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.-Albus Dumbledore

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.-Albus Dumbledore

In dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own.-Albus Dumbledore

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.-Sirius Black

You place too much importance... on the so-called purity of blood! You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be! -Albus Dumbledore

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?-Albus Dumbledore

“You should write a book. Translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them.”-Ron Weasley, OoTP (Not a bad idea, Ron, but then all the fun would be lost)

NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!-Molly Weasley

Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!-Albus Dumbledore

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. -Albus Dumbledore

Other Awesome Shit

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH! FANS

Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
Normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
Normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!"
Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
Normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"
Normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
Normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
Normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.
Normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.
Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!
Normal people: Would never buy expensive things because they might run out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
Normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.
Normal people: Sing Lady Gaga
Yu-Gi-Oh (Abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (and receive many awkward stares XD)
Normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.
Normal people: Don't believe in the Apocalypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Yami.
If you are a YuGiOh! fan, then put this on your profile.

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.
You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

I am a chocolate lover! (put it on your profile)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Disney films ROCK and can be watched by all ages, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Merely going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Three...? As in three hundred, I hope?!)

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

98% of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2% that wants to punch them, put this in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we screwed up ... but that stuff was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your crap for so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that, girl, you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the hell outta them

Fake Friends: Will Just Read It
Real Friends: Will Repost it

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball (daw..)

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office (BUTBUT WHY?)

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar(well there goes his Christmas present)

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"(PFT)

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Its taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.(Shit...)

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"(butbut... -_-)

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand(Y U RUIN ALL THE FUN? ;sniffle; :( )

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals(lmao xD)

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"( butbut.. i thought it WAS the force? the Deception..)

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"(some people may not agree _)

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it( THAT IS SO ME xD)

16) I will not lock the Slytherin’s and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive(Okay, get them out of there!)

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"(Not even for Draco? :( )

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways(dundundunnnnn)

20) It is not nessicary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Slytherin.(So not fair)

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy(Fine.. _)

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling(heh)

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"(Neverrr!)

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate(yes it is.)

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween(okay i'll give it back)

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge(huh?)

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion(That's so Mary _)

34) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor(Daw..)

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"(Not all the time..)

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously(that one.. is true xD)

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions(Ni)

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet(dont rub it in jeeze.. _)

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice( YES IT IS)

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God(heh)

Never judge a book by its movie.

You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I took the liberty of stealing this next part from another profile, because I found it very fitting. Well, judge for yourselves...

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

If you are a YGOTAS fan put this on your profile

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your Drive-thru order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "Why don't the poems rhyme?"

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Copy and paste this onto your profile!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you cried when Atem left Yugi and his friends, copy this into your profile.

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this on your profile.

Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (It's what's school's for!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile