I-Love-Humans2hide bio
 Hello my fellow Humans :D~! My name is I-Love-Humans2 but you can call me ninja if you want (obviously because it's an awesome nickname-/shot/) . Anyways, I basically write oneshots but there may be a few surprises in the near feature (whatever that means). I'm also a huge fan for Angst, Yaoi, Shota, Romance, Humor, Horror, and Smut... Yep, i'm a sick person and I will be writing depressing/fluffy/smut filled stuff. So if you dont like what I write then it's simple, LEAVE . But honestly, if you dont like what I write then there is no need for such rude reviews and stuff cause all you're doing is making yourself look like an ass and I don't like assholes *EVIL GLARE*. OK, now that I'm done with that lemme throw this out there...Fanfiction is not my favorite genre to write about. Like most authors on here, I mostly write it to get out the ship plot bunnies. Therefore, you will not see frequent updates from me. I still hope you enjoy whatever I write from our shared interests :) That is all for now and have fun in my little awesome corner of FanFiction.net!!!!!! |
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Blue eyes by shottersnation reviews
Italy falls in love with Germany, a nazi. This takes place in Italy during WW2. slash pairing : GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,602 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Who's That Chick? by TheTownNutCase reviews
His kidnapping has left Gilbert jumping at every little noise. Ludwig decides they all need a break, where Gilbert meets a girl who doesn't judge him and accepts him for who he is. But who is the girl in the red hoodie and why does she have a guys name? AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Maiden in Men's Clothing by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Madeline fem!Canada is determined to become a theater major, against her father's wishes, so they strike up a deal which leads to her dressing as a male and attending an all boys' school. WARNING: SLOW UPDATES
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Getting Even by crosstheindigo reviews
Spain kissed and hugged Romano all the time yet treated Italy with the same loving attitude. It irked Romano more than he was will to admit. When his plan to get even goes wrong a hidden side of Spain appears that forever changes their happy relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,222 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Russian Sunflower by Sam King reviews
After growing up with a homaphobic father, Lovino Vargas doesn't think his life could get any worse. Till he is sold into prostitution for being gay. Now his only question is if he will ever see his friends again. Spamano, FrUk, GerIta, PruCan,and more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,306 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by sanemadness reviews
It is a year after Romano's suicide, can Veneziano and Spain find it to forgive and move on? what happpens when the one they both love and miss, returns? Fail summary -.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hetalia Academy by residentklaouw reviews
Everything starts when the new italian brothers arrive to Hetalia High school and find that they like their teachers more than they should GermanyxN.Italy, RomanoxSpain, GreecexJapan, AustrixHungary, AmericaxEngland, PrussiaxCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,432 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Checkmate by ParadoxpPanda reviews
In the Trancy's chess tournament, the winner will get whatever they want. What does the winner want and what does the loser have to give? A mature yaoi. There are somethings that would not be suitable for young people. Currently on Hiatus.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sebastian M., Claude F.
Some Things Hallmark Just Doesn't Make a Card For by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SUPER CRACKY USUK! America is too rough during sex and accidentally gives England an anal prolapse. England is pissed. However is a hero to make it up to him? America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just What You're Looking For by Roxi2Star reviews
Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,161 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
That One Dream by Sakue Sayuri reviews
During school, Germany has a rather inappropriate dream about his big brother and can't forgive himself. Will Prussia be able to change his mind? Germancest. Yaoi. 10th reviewer for each chapter will get story of their choice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Altered Flight Pattern by Xazz reviews
Malik is Ezio's best friend and has had a crush on him since he can remember, though he never reciprocates. It sort of all goes out the window when Ezio's family from Syria visits and Malik meets Altair and all bets are off. -complete-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Slowly as We Fall by Lyrical-Silence reviews
How a single day, a single hospital trip, a single meeting can turn the life of transparent Canadian teenager on its heels. How everything can change. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Canada, Prussia
The night the magic went bad by EmoChickOfDeath reviews
With a single drunken mistake America could change all the countries forever... I know I suck at summaries... WARNINGS: Rape, Lemons, Language, Yaoi, Abuse and alcohol. Lots of pairings, see inside for full list.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - America, England/Britain
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sound Life by Self-Titled Demo reviews
Spain is dead, leaving Romano distraught and wishing for there to be a way for him to see his beloved Spaniard alive and healthy...Only to wake up in a strange alternate world... with another Spain seeking his affection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,352 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Therapy for a Philophobic by mezza-verita reviews
Lovino has many problems in his life, the biggest being bulimia nervosa. He's determined to stay sealed away from the world that caused him so much pain but, one annoyingly affectionate Spaniard forces his way into his life and discovers a bigger problem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
My Blonde Angel by doublequartereighthnote reviews
Alfred has been have dreams about a beautiful Angel. One with silky blonde hair and deep green eyes. When the Angel leaves his dreams, he enters reality.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Night at the Inn by Gaxxy reviews
After days on end of travelling, and finally coming to terms with their feelings Ludwig and Gilbert check themselves into an inn to relieve the sexual tension. UDLDV companion PWP. Reading the main story is not necessary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Stockholm Sydrome Стокгольмский синдром by shutupmidnight reviews
Based around WW2 not ment to have any kind of proper hard history but has things here and there, Prussia is moved into Russia's house where he slowly looses himself to the persona of Kaliningrad. Rated M for a reason. Russia x Prussia,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,323 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Why Leave? by Ryuu Sayori reviews
The responses of Gilbert's friends and family to his suicide. Sequel to 'Why Stay' No pairings, just a character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Prussia
Losing Sleep by Romanoma reviews
Love is jealousy, love is fear, love is everything Spain needs and the only thing he has left to give, in the dark, beneath the sheets. Spamano. teen!mano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Aroma by Jacquzy reviews
This is how it happens; how Antonio Fernández Carriedo comes to fall in love with the sweet-scented child seven years his junior. Human AU. Warnings for sexual activity involving a minor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Broken by Anarchy-my-love reviews
"Have I really slipped this far, to do this?" he murmured to himself, looking at the hand gun. He picked it up, slowly inspecting it before taking the safety off. Re-upload. Gerita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
It's Just not Worth it by sanemadness reviews
Spain leave Romano and he's left to figure out what went wrong as he relives his memories of Spain. Rated M for Romano's language and character suicide, if you don't like suicide please do not read
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Truth Be Told by Karuka Ikashi reviews
The Well of Uncomfortable Truths is discovered & deals Spain a hard fact- "Whenever you said you loved him,you didn't really mean it. You were thinking of his brother. They were empty words." Can Romano be convinced about whom the Well was talking about?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by gypsywriter135 reviews
Dark fic. Rated M for safety. Pirate!England and Pirate!Spain. After the defeat of his Armada, Antonio is left to the cruel, uncaring hands of Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2011 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Small Victories by rustypolished reviews
Small victories counting towards some completely inconsequential total they'd laugh about in the morning - 2011 series, Tygra/Lion-O, slash
ThunderCats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Lion-O, Tygra - Complete
Scheiße by Alaeryn reviews
Germany finally gives in to his little, lusty Italy. But what happens when he, at long last, tastes his sweet gelato lover? It is the beginning of a dismantling addiction. Strong sexual themes. Yaoi. Read, enjoy, and review! More to come.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Romano Holiday by Karuka Ikashi reviews
When Romano undergoes a sudden personality change overnight, both Spain and Veneziano are shocked. What's the reason for the Italian's unexplainable cheerfulness? And will Spain be able to accept it? T for language and sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Tall Cold Grass by Jacquzy reviews
It was wrong. It was disgusting. He was his brother, his dearest baby brother, and he could still remember how he'd first found that small, frightened child, shaking behind the tall, cold grass. Warning for incest. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
How They Met by 94 Bottles Of Snapple reviews
How some of our favorite canon couples came to be. Ch 1: Ladd & Lua. Ch 2: Isaac & Miria Ch. 3: Jacuzzi & Nice
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
The Final Act by cold-crescent-moon reviews
Suicide. No Happy End. Rated M for fear of tainting still pure minds. Gakuen Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Never Again by CrackStories reviews
Hear that clatter of metal as the man in green shifts through his toys? 8D Pff Watch me fail that should be the summary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete