Hola. Who are you and WHY THE HELL are you in my closet?

Huh? Oh.

Yeah... Let me start over.

HI! Welcome to my bio.

Name: Zeller.

Age: It's a number. Why?

Lives in: The U.K.

Music: Some pop. Rock. Punk. Heavy Metal. Country.

Likes: My friends. Being me. Cookie dough ice cream.

Dislikes: My enemies. Others being me. Too much cookie dough ice cream.

Bands: Ke$ha when I'm really bored. Katy Perry when I'm half-asleep and randomly turn something on. Paramore and P!ATD FOREVER. Taylor Swift, occasionally. Styx. Metallica.

Books: Mortal Instruments. Flipped. Morganville Vampires. Dragonlance (of any sort). Vampire Diaries. Healing Wars. Last Dragon Chronicles. Maximum Ride. Ender. Warriors... I'll just stop before I begin to ramble.

Couples I love forever and ever and ever and ever: Bonnie and Damon. Stefan and Elena. Clary and Jace. Magnus and Alec. Fang and Maya. Max and Dylan. Peter and Petra. Raistlin and Crysania. Bryce and Juli. David and Zanna. Claire and Shane. Eve and Michael. Caramon and Tika. Dalamar and Jenna. Leafpool and Crowfeather.

Those were in no order. At all. Sorry.

Here are some random quotes which I am constantly adding to.

"Fizban? I thought he was dead!" - Fizban the Fabulous.

"I have nearly escaped being burned alive, would you now poison me?" - Raistlin.

"Uh... BYE!" - me.

"Zeller. Shut up." - somebody I know. I can't remember who at the moment.

"Bad idea, chicky." - The Voices.

"It's the Kender Spoon of Turning!" - Rass. *hissing voice*

"If I had a nickle for every time I heard that... I'd have a nickle." - a lame joke.