A second collection of Coffee sidefics that take place post-Seattle.

collection of warm up drabbles, most 500 words or less but it got longer as I went on. Given as prompts through my tumblr when I'm in need of something to get me writing. Collected here for your pleasure. Zosan

Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru

Everything came together to make the boy in the newspapers into the boy waiting on the rooftop with windy hair and cloudy eyes. Kaito expected Conan Edogawa, but found Shinichi Kudo. / slash/mpreg/

Extra scenes for the It Started Over Coffee universe.

Looking for a moment of self-gratification to take his mind from a recent break-up and slump in his work, Naruto finds himself flipping through a gay bondage magazine… only to find the person he least expected as the centerfold: Uchiha Sasuke - the asexual "no one touches me" heartthrob he'd gone to highschool with. AU NaruSasu Edited for ToS. Coverart by BriEva, Gift fic for her!

Being new at something isn't the same as being bad at it and if Sanji is going to make a challenge then Zoro won't back down.

A fic that started as a set of drabbles and grew legs and ran away. Sanji runs a cafe and Zoro is an oblivious moron. Contains love, or something like it. zosan

Sanji knows that you don't always get what you want but he'll be damned if he's going to let anyone keep themselves from getting what they need.

This hasn't been a feeling easy to admit. That him, the Enforcer – him, the Inspector – and mostly, him, Kougami Shinya, would lust over the nameless monster, Makishima Shogo. Warning: smut, spoilers from the movie, fangirl's delusions

No one ever said that pirates fight fair, but if someone bites you in a fight then it's perfectly reasonable to bite them back. Sanji has to learn that life isn't fair and nothing else is either but that bad jokes and falling in love certainly makes unlife worth living. Zosan/Sanzo tw:blood and blood drinking

Zoro is a blacksmith, Sanji is Sanji. Originally a one shot, now it's started mutating into additional chapters. It's growing! Heeeeelp!

Cross species interaction can be fraught with misunderstandings, especially when both parties are idiots. A Love/Hate Zosan fic where Sanji is a fishy bastard, Zoro is a human moron and both are stupid.

This story picks up shortly after Kogami breaks ties with the MWPSB's Criminal Investigation Department. He finally corners Makishima, but what should have been a simple execution turns into a night of twisted and forbidden passion...

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

Naruto's being rather aggressive and Sasuke's being oddly understanding. Normally, the boys can't stand each other, but something about the day of Naruto's birth and what it means to everyone involved pushes them together even when they think they'd rather be the farthest apart. So, what is it then? ...About that day? Tag in to fit in!

... Lot of things can happen.

Just as the title suggests, this story isn't just one but a FULL collection of all the NaruSasu shorts I've written the past year and scrapped or never finished. Now, they're revamped and ready to read JUST FOR YOU! Don't forget to favorite this story so that you'll get a notification because I'll probably CONSTANTLY be adding more rewritten shorts to this collection. Dig in!

AU. OOC. Everything was going well, my life was totally normal.. Well as normal as university life can be... But everything became TRULY weird when I realized my best friend Sasuke was pervert.. Find out what happens when Naruto has this revelation. Warnings: Smut, Swearing, Yaoi. SasuNaru. It's rated M for a reason people! Don't Like. Don't Read!

Bossun and Tsubaki don't have any intention to change their rivalry feeling to each other despite knowing that they are actually brothers. Who would have thought that living together under a certain circumstance can change that… maybe a little too much? Oh, this is a disaster in so many ways… or is it? Bossun/Tsubaki -One Shot- Sequel Twin Complex-Continued? UP!

Beached on an island after a plane crash, Sasuke and Naruto and have to survive together. Between imitating Bear Grylls, hitting each other with sticks, and fighting off jaguars, they begin to do more than just survive. Iruka and Kakashi have to work fast to find them before anything else happens SasuNaru, KakaIru. AU, Gore & Violence warning

Having to live overseas together, Kougami discovers Makishima a complete pain to take care of. Especially when it comes to his eating habit and eggs. A series of Kougami and Makishima's life overseas. Each chapter a complete piece in itself. M/M. KougamixMakishima.

Written right after I dreamt this having played too much walking dead and watched warm bodies in the same month. There's a zombie outbreak on the island and Zoro and Sanji get separated. Sanji is panicked and he's not sure if Zoro is dead or alive. (eventual Zosan) One Shot complete.

Really? What is insanity? This...Little things that have entered my head, and refuse to leave, mostly Kai/Shin, but may have other pairings

It's Valentine's Day at Leaf Valley High School, and as usual, Sasuke Uchiha's got the attention of all the girls; causing Naruto to sulk in jealousy. But the raven's actually giving someone a valentine this year. How can Shikamaru use this information to his advantage? And will Kisame finally actually get one this year? He doesn't care...but it would be nice... M/M pairs.

Sanji plans a romantic movie magic moment for him and Zoro on New Year's Eve. Done for the Christmas Zosan Drabble exchange.

Naruto has taken to stalking his best friend Sakura, because he is in love with her. She likes someone else, which is what leads him to this new hobby. Then again, Naruto's got a stalker of his own, and getting rid of him seems to be more trouble than it's worth. SasuNaru

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons

Since the writer of Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto, recently announced the manga to be ending soon, I've decided to direct the next couple sets of my fanfictions toward "endings" that I think are possible. This ending is one where Sasuke comes back to the village but is forced to hide his name and face as an ANBU member. Tag along to see how it all ends. (NaruSasu/SasuNaru)

When Naruto had followed Sasuke after class one day, he'd never expected to wind up abducted and trapped with him. Their friends are worried, but when the only cop they can trust runs into trouble of his own; what can they do? Outwit the kidnapper, of course. Hopefully they succeed before anything... interesting...happens... Contains yaoi AND LEMONS. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei

"Some countries take a day to celebrate all the things they're grateful for, and they call it Thanksgiving Day." (In which Robin introduces a new holiday to the ecstatic Luffy, who has about eight things he's grateful for. Nakamaship.)

Zoro is sick and Sanji is willing to make him feel better, as long as Zoro doesn't over-stress his voice. Not that either man would back down from a challenge. Some Sanzo feelings smut for you all.

When Gaara had accepted an internship at a renowned design company, he hadn't expected to be working for none other than Neji Hyuuga; the heir to billions...and also the man he'd had a summer fling with. Also, Shikamaru re-enters Temaris' life to discover that she has some unexpected news. Can lingering summer love prevail? RATED M and contains YAOI and lemons. NejiGaa, ShikaTem

Sasuke Uchiha had thought that what had happened over summer with Naruto meant nothing. However, when he runs into the blonde at college, he starts to see things a little differently...even if Naruto doesn't. As for Hidan, can he finally prove to Deidara that he's *not* a complete waste of time? Contains yaoi. Rated M. SasuNaru HidaDei KisaIta

Summer's here and Naruto Uzumaki is excited about his family vacation! Pity there's a certain Uchiha who he instantly clashes with. New friends and sexy resort employees: summer flings are in the cards! Warning: Contains yaoi and Lemons. SasuNaru, KisaIta, HidaDei, ShikaTem, NejiGaa. RE-UPLOADED: originally "Summer Loving".

When Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha moved to Konoha; a rumoured hotspot for the unnatural, they never expected to find a house full of less-than-normal inhabitants. Fires, teleporting and psychic meddling; Sasuke's going to learn how difficult it is to live with the supernatural. Contains Yaoi and LEMONS. SasuNaru, KisaIta. Rated M

Zoro's bad habit of wandering off without telling anyone forces Sanji to set foot on an island all too similar to his own personal hell. Yet while on the island, Zoro exposes the source of some of Sanji's trauma in a way the cook is not ready to handle. Sanji/Zoro. Spoiler warning: post-time skip

That was one hell of a party...but what the hell happened, and what will come of it? What messes have been made while drunk and require cleaning up while sober? Sasuke and Naruto had a competition, Neji made a public spectacle...and why's Kisame in such a good mood? Contains Yaoi and lemons. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa

"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS

Naruto is all about getting involved in other peoples' lovelives, so when he decides that the new labworker, Neji, is perfect for their boss, Itachi Uchiha; what can he do but interfere? But how can he and Sasuke convince the 'don't-mix-work-and pleasure' Itachi to give it a shot? And when will Hidan stop being such a jerk? Be warned: yaoi and lemons; SasuNaru ItaNeji HidaDei

It's been seven years since high school, but a reunion reveals that some people haven't moved on and haven't changed. Sasuke's still an asshole to Naruto, and uptight Neji still can't stand the lazy Shikamaru. Can a week trapped in high school activities and memories change what time hasn't? Contains yaoi and eventually lemons. SasuNaru, ShikaNeji

When Sasuke becomes the new supervisor of the Konoha University magazine's crazy writing crew and their perverted DJ friends, he instantly clashes with them. Naruto hates his guts, and Neji hates that he hired Shikamaru; of all people! Hilarity ensues. Contains Yaoi and eventually lemons. SasuNaru, ShikaNeji, HidaDei

As Sanji continues to experience negative side effects from the time he spent on Momoiro Island, Zoro makes a suggestion that leaves him both shocked and frustrated. Post-time skip. Sanji x Zoro. (Bonus chapter included: Zoro's side of the story.)

An extended Coffee sidefic. Naruto and Sasuke spend their first Christmas and New Year's together, but the holidays are not without their surprises.

Sanji and Zoro take lunch together at home.

Heiji makes it plain that his feelings for his best friend aren't entirely on the "straight and narrow." When the fine line between love and friendship is crossed, who will be in control? Yaoi: Heiji/Shinichi, Conan/Heiji, etc. Chapter 4: A skiing trip has Heiji sharing his warmth, and Conan can't help being suspicious.

Kidd and the new guy Law are climbing the crime world ranks faster than most. Too bad Kidd can't keep his focus on the job. Warnings: angst, language, gun kink.

Inspired by a letter found on the dear one piece tumblr from Perona to Zoro. One shot

For SinisterBug. The sixth in a series of past events in the 'Memories' universe. The morning after that night at the dojo... WARNINGS: yaoi, language.

"Sanji hates Usopp right now, everything is completely his fault and he hates him. He hates his stupid face, his stupid lies, his stupid nose and most of all his stupid PLANTS!" Zosan, Plot? What Plot? One Shot.

To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.

Five times Zoro kisses Sanji before he finally kissed back.

Anyone who knew the Generation of Miracles could tell that they were protective of one Kuroko Tetsuya. However, no one has ever suspected that Kuroko Tetsuya was as protective of his former team as they were of him. GoMKuroko

Kise's too pretty for his own good and attracts all sorts of wrong attention. Aomine knows this, and finds it his responsibility to protect the blond.

While in the Sunny's storage room, Nami happens to overhear some rather... awkwardly intimate activities. ZoroXSanji. yaoi. COMPLETE.

Short KaiShin blurbs as a result of chatting with a friend. **Chapter 100 is UP! WHOO! - Onsen**

Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.

Kise finds out the hard way just how much Aomine's voice turns him on, and how much of an ass Aomine can be when he finds this out. Fill for anon meme, Aomine/Kise, phone sex.

When Zoro catches Sanji both staring at him and avoiding eyecontact at the same time, he decides to confront the perverted cook. ZoSan!Lemon.

We follow Takao as he navigates splinters, spiders, and a glaring Midorima at training camp. He thinks Midorima is angry at him, but to his surprise, he finds out there is an entirely different reason for those heated glances. This is BL with - Midorima x Takao pairing.

Psychic and Socially Awkward Penguin Zoro is just trying to get by in life without too many dead people bothering him. It's not like he wanted this or anything. But stupid pushy blond chefs don't take no for an answer. ZoSan

Zoro didn't expect himself to become a pirate, even so, Zoro will follow Luffy wherever he goes.

After a fight things take a different turn. PWP. Warning: Explicit Sanji/Zoro.

Because of a mysterious fruit, Zoro turns into a kitten. But the adventure has only just begun for neko-marimo. Evil Marine captains and torturous subordinates, big scary oceans and an even scarier bath time! How will Zoro survive? SanZo

When Sanji tries to mess with Zoro to get his attention, Zoro starts to mess with him. Short one-shot.

Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS

Naruto is dreaming about Sasuke every night. Is this a chance to make peace with his old friend before the end or something else entirely?

5 years have passed. After waiting for so long, a moment of serendipity may give Sanji and Zoro the chance to see if the promise they parted with can bring them the to the destination they've strived for. AU The sequel to A Long Promise.

This is where my smutty stories/chapters are going, to keep them separate from my relatively innocent ShinKai stories. Summaries of each story/chapter are inside. The First Entry: The Sleeping Psyche. Enjoy, you perverts! XD

The first thing to draw me in was his eyes. After that I was always looking for him everywhere I went. Oneshot. Spin-off of A Bundle of Promises. SasuNaru

After years of looking at newspaper articles of the Demon of the East Blue, Sanji finally gets to meet the legend in person. Warning: light SanjixZoro yaoi.

My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto

Sasuke's one tricky raven... A spin off one shot of A Bundle of Promises. Dedicated to Reviews for Master.

When Wado Ichimonji's sheath broke in a fight with Sanji, Zoro was left completely crushed... Can Sanji make up for it? ZoSan or SanZo and sort of Christmas story XD

Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU

Zoro comes home to find a pleasant surprise, over and over again. Warning: Explicit Zosan.

It all started when Naruto opened his locker one day and found a dangling rose, and with that rose... came a promise.

Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing Ramen shops. They've never met but are rivals because of their bosses competitive spirits. How will an surreptitious romance throw off the balance of things? Find out. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Rated M for laters chaps.

AU. Naruto discovers he can make Sasuke smile.

How can you be careful what you wish for if you don't know what it is you really want? ZoSan. Swearing. poem isn't mine but I won't tell you who's it is until the end, I don't wanna spoil any plot-points. Will eventually be bumped up to an M rating.

Some Sheve I wrote for a couple of friends. Slightly over-emotional Nezumi like in the novels. What's in a plot. NezumixShion, Nezumi/Shion, ShionxNezumi, Shion/Nezumi.

Because I've never actually read post time-skip stuff I made stuff up. Enjoy.

Sasuke finds Naruto on his doorstep sopping wet and terrified by the storm raging outside. As he lets his rival inside, he doesn't know yet what he's getting himself into. Warning: yaoi, boyxboy, adult themes, 'slight' violence

It's Laundry day. Zoro loves Laundry day. Why? Because he catches a glimpse of something that makes him happy. Things get interesting when Sanji finds out he's that something. ZoroxSanji-ish Oneshot Post 2 year timeskip

The fifth in a series of past events in the 'Memories' universe. This is the story of that fateful night at the dojo... WARNINGS: yaoi, manxman, language.

Nezumi is just innocently changing his shirt when Shion comes in and starts seducing him. Plot? What plot. Nezushi, NezumixShion, ShionxNezumi, Nezumi/Shion, Shion/Nezumi. Rated M.

Normally Sanji would kick Zoro out of his kitchen but he found himself not caring.

Naruto has given up everything in order to save Sasuke's life- but why? Now, Sasuke is determined to find out what would make Naruto care so much about him after everything he's done. SasuNaru. Yaoi. After Shinobi War Arc. Plot and Romance.

Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs

For dragon5174. The fourth in a series of past events in the 'Memories' universe. The story of how Pell fit into everything, and how and why Sanji moved forward.

Naruto and Sasuke broke up over five years ago, but when Sakura invites them both to a month long vacation in a cabin, they are forced to meet again. Can they get past their former wrongs?

Wherein Kaito has a problem with Shinichi's soccer skills, and Shinichi has multiple problems courtesy of one Kaitou KID. Eventual Kaishin.

The third in a series of past events in the 'Memories' universe. This is the story of that awful night when Luffy said too much, and all hell broke loose. Rated M for language.

Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.

Kid discovers who Conan really is in the middle of a heist. KidShinchi, KidConan

So, he had a thing for mermaids, a fetish if you will. But that didn't mean that Sanji has a thing for Zoro at all, it's just… an unfortunately overlap of a fetish. ZoSan slash

During winter break, Sasuke decides to tell Itachi how he really feels. But how will the older Uchiha getting sick affect Sasuke's confession? Oh, it makes that much easier. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS!

Naruto thinks he has it all planned out. Naruto thinks he belongs with Sakura. Naruto thinks he's in love. Naruto never thought about Sasuke as anything but a best friend. So how does Taylor Swift and a rooftop change all of that? Two-shot! Please r&r!

Memories Universe. Law is tired of the Mob scene, he wants out. Luckily, he and Kidd have just "stumbled" upon some information that could be his ticket home. Warnings for language, violence, sexual content, and gore.

Set after Water 7 arc. Zoro is being pestered by the whole crew because of his fear. He doesn't tell the others about the truth but he will soon regret it. Non-con included. Eventually SanjixZoro. Cover Image by picmurasaki.

A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.

Sasuke knows what he wants and how to get it, but how will Naruto react when Tsunade tells him, by clan law, he has no choice but to marry the bastard.

X-Mas One shot. Kakashi has decided that Team 7 needs to learn about forgein customs and has them all over at Iruka's to celebrate Christmas. NAruto loves everything about the holiday, save for one little tradition. SasuNaru Will be edited 26th Decembr

For sahiko chan. The second in a series of past events in the 'Memories' universe. This is the story of how Zoro got his scar. Rated M for violence and brief language.

Series of ficlets set after the events of "Three Times When Sasuke Didn't Kiss Naruto". NaruSasuNaru.

First kisses and familiar stories. Sasuke and Naruto do it best. Waffy awkward stuff for MadSanja, based on her art.

When Naruto's world literally fades to black, he is left with one resolve: to find the one who saved him. Naru/Sasu/Naru

AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA

…and you know where those lead. Less than half the trouble Shinichi gets into is because he's nosy. Really, he's just too nice for his own good. Something Kaito takes advantage of. KaiShin.

Sometimes Zoro gets lost on purpose, just so Sanji can find him again. Oneshot ZoSan slash

After spending one last summer together, Sanji and Zoro are faced with having to part to achieve their dreams. Time is quickly slipping away. Can everything be said before they parts ways? AU Oneshot SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji

Usopp, Luffy and Chopper set off on a doomed quest to discover what's really under Sanji's fringe, gradually dragging the rest of the crew into their quest with them. A response to the one piece kink meme, no pairings.

For insipid gnome 19. The first in a series of past events in the 'Memories' universe. This is set just a few weeks before things start changing. Rated M only for language.

A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru

Another Memories side fic. A short story about defeat, and how it can make you stronger.

Set in the Memories universe. Sanji awakes to a beautiful morning and a beautiful gift.

When Naruto and Sasuke are zombies strange things can occur... Crack. Zombies. DISTURBING IMAGERY.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

In which Zoro apologizes like a Man and Sanji's response is appropriately Man Dumb.

The case in Osaka Conan and the Mouris, accompanied by Heiji and Kazuha, are investigating stays unsolved. What is the reason for Conan being shocked about 'Shinichi's' sudden appearance? – Besides the obvious one. Re-named from Tantei-kun to Kosodoro-san

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.

Sanji finally barricades himself in the kitchen after the others take advantage of it one time too many. Zoro didnt care what blondie did. Until Usopp makes a discovery that drives Zoro to the brink of madness. His only hope? Sanji. SanjixZoro *Finished*

If One Piece is a film and the characters are the actors and actresses... A series parody version drabbles of One Piece manga. Warning: major spoiler up to recent chapters and hints of many pairings in a way... YAY FOR PART XXI! GO GO GO!

Sometimes, even they don’t know if they’re fighting or flirting. KaiShin. Six shots in drabble form. Big thanks to nataeiy1 for beta reading for me.

In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!

On the 26th, he fell from the sky. The next day he woke up, and so, only six days were left. And Tantei-kun apparently wasn't planning on letting him go until he was declared completely healthy in the detective's books. Oh boy. Kaishin, December Challenge

Do you know what 'mellorine' means? Neither does Nami, until two pranksters draw her attention to a certain entry in the dictionary. Pointless little drabble.

KaiShin, Vamp!Fic// A late night, a lonely road, and an old manor house in the woods: It's a classic horror story set up, but, of course, that sort of thing doesn't happen in real life.

“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.

When Dobe is Bastard and Bastard is Dobe, chaos is sure to follow. Naru/Sasu.

ConanKid; Because logic, logically, shouldn't work on a being so reality breaking as Kaitou Kid.

Luffy was taking his first steps when he gazed at his grandfather. Then he gazed at Ace. Then he tilted his head, confused. Was he supposed to choose? Oneshot, No Spoilers, Only the cuteness of Garp raising the two brothers.

The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!

There's bursting potential located just underneath that hard kernel shell. NaruSasu

Due to bad timing a new spell of Akako's ensnares Kid. But things never go as planned. Find out what the plunnie made me do. KaiShin. Rated M to be safe.

It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

Naruto and Sasuke meet in a clearing. As usual they exchange harsh words and punches- but their constant fighting masks a deeper aggression... SasuNaru yes SasuNaru . Lemon PWP?

What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.

Sanji had no idea what he'd created. And honestly, he doesn't really mind. Can be considered a follow-up to The Way to a Man's Heart.

ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.

YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch

Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU

Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!

Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!

The Story of How I, Uzumaki Naruto, the Greatest Ninja That Ever Lived, Saved Uchiha Sasuke from the Rabid Fangirls of Doom. // crack!fic. SasuNaruSasu. Spoilers for recent manga story arcs.

How do Shinichi and Kaito spend their Christmas Eve together? I think the rating gives it away.

AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.

Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.

Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day

Sanji and Zoro have a nice little thing going...maybe...okay, so maybe not. But whatever they do have is about to crumble, all over one little, insignificant detail: Love.

Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu

For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.

In the classroom, there was Kudou Shinichi and Kuroba Kaito, and one of them was obviously in love with the other. ShinichiKid, slight AU

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru

Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.

Shinichi gets shot in the arm by a rogue murderer while chasing Kaito Kid. The thief notices, and takes advantage of that. Heavily. And Shinichi can do little about it but keep quiet. Kaito x Shinichi

Sanji is keeping a journal, and Zoro wants to know why. One-shot, fluffy ZoSan. Don't like, don't read.

-“I know, for sure, that I didn’t expect to miss everyone so much, including you.” Sanji cut a glance at Zoro and rephrased correctly, “Especially you.” SxZ, OtherxZ. Complete.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

SanZo, ZoSan. Zoro loses a bet that forces him to be Sanji's slave for one week. Surely this won't be the most horrible week of his life, right? That's up to Sanji to decide. Unless, of course, Zoro fights back.

“Sasuke Uchiha, the Earl of Andover is a veritable bastard!I would never help him,not in a million years!” Naruto stated firmly. “He is rude, arrogant and stuck up! If I could I would pull out my pistol and blow a hole through his head!” SasuNaru, Yaoi AU

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Zoro's inability to scratch an itch ends him in a deeper relationship than he wanted or anticipated.

Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M

Takes place after the Enies Lobby arc. Sanji pays a late-night visit to Zoro in the crow's nest, and the crew accidentally overhears their antics. Oneshot. Zoro x Sanji

Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru

Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Summary: Falling in love, bit by bit. ZxS. Complete.

Summary: Actions speak louder than words. SxZ. Complete.

Naruto and Sasuke bond unconventionally over XXX Yaoi fanfiction. Neji turns out to have an interesting talent or two. Gaara is Gaara. Psychotic and unpredictable, with a penchant for black. SasuNaru & plotcentric NejiNaruto

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

Zoro/Sanji. Dedicated to Melissa. Zoro is distracting, and Sanji decides that the crew can live without a cooked dinner, because, to be honest, he has better things to do.

If it was ever a choice between the brilliant Shinichi Kudo and the 'child' Conan Edogawa, Heiji would have no trouble zeroing in on the love of his life. But Conan wants to know how he can choose between the two knowing they are the same person. [yaoi]

A collection of short, unrelated Zoro x Sanji stories, from One Piece. Shounen ai or yaoi.

As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi

When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll

Damn, doctor appointments can be such a drag...but depending who your doctor IS, they can turn out quite fun...SasuNaru, M for hot, smutty sex loves

Naruto falls asleep at school and wakes up to find none other than a certain Uchiha in the room with him...[AU, NaruSasu, Yaoi. M.]

I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.

Small stories that accompany 'Come Home With Me' mostly dealing with Sasuke and Naruto living together. Language,ShonenAi,WAFF,Yaoi

Usopp’s birthday just so happens to coincide with a day full of goodnatured fun.

Sanji thinks Zoro has too much free time.

Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10

She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu

The things Zoro loves.

Chopper describes a tradition he’d witnessed during his birthdays growing up on a winter island. The crew reacts.

After finally completing his life's mission, Kuroba Kaito, otherwise known as Kaitou KID, finds himself under Shinichi's scrutinizing care. With his goal accomplished, is it finally time to consider a career change? Kaito x Shinichi

There are repercussions for those who sexually harass. Even those who don’t know they do it.

Sequel to Approaching Dawn. It's been a week since the nightly encounter between Zoro and Sanji. What is poor Zoro to do with the way Sanji's been acting. ZxS

Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru

Sanji tries to have a little “me” time on board. Ha. Right.

In a slip, Shinichi finds himself in a hostage situation. At least he has company: none other than Kaitou Kid himself. [KaitoxShinichi]

Zoro storms into the kitchen one night looking for a drink but ends up getting something more in the end. ZxS and implied LxN

Zoro and Sanji get captured. A lot.

OP YAOI drabbles. Mostly ZxS, but other pairings are starting to make appearances.

A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic

Oneshot of Kiba. I just think he has the worst timing ever... I don't know why...

Usopp accidentally overhears something going on in the galley. Whoops. Implied ZoSan yaoi

Zoro has been ticking Sanji off even more than he usually does, but Sanji isn’t quite sure why. Then he figures it out. ZxS lovin'.

In which Sasuke dances around the issue of his feelings as Sakura and Naruto watch on in perplexity. SasuNaru, cowritten fic, fluffy

Zoro and Sanji can be a little loud and disruptive, so Nami asks them to keep it down. SxZ yaoi.

Zoro and Sanji's 'first time'. You know, first time 'doin' it'. Its obviously yaoi.

Sasuke is tired of Naruto's constant chattering so he demands Naruto to shut up. And Naruto did just that. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

A change of pace for Zoro and Sanji leads to some unexpected realizations. SanjiZoro YAOI Please review!

Sanji has cancer! Chopper has a problem! Usopp has feelings, too! Zoro's in love... but with whom? And what the heck is up with Nami? All of this and more, in this installment of... All My Pirates! [No longer a oneshot. Meta! Inanity! Etc.]

Sanji isn't nearly as smooth as he thinks he is. As usual. ZxS yaoi one shot.

Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!

YAOIThe importance of something unimportant. Like underwear. You wear it everyday unless you lead a very adventurous life and barely notice that it’s there, but you don’t want to be caught dead in the wornout one. But this fic isn't about underwear...

An extended version of a drabble that I had done for onepieceyaoi100. Just Zoro and Sanji being themselves...but sometimes nekkid.

Sanji's day in the life continues... but with a yaoi twist!

Sanji's every day schedule.

[complete] Set after chpt 19 of 'I think I better leave right now': After Sasuke falls, what will become of Naruto? Will he stay around to pick up the pieces, or has his heart already been shattered beyond repair? SasuNaru - for all the romantics!

Zoro makes a claim. Sort of. Well, he forgot to not make a claim.

Rampant stupidity- Zoro snipes about how it’s all gone wrong.

[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile

Sequel to my series posted here under the title of 'Listen'. Third chapter added. ZxS, naturally.

This is more of a series than a story with chapters. ZxS. Completed.