HI!! i don't think i'll ever upload any good stories so don't even bother looking. i mainly just like to read other's stories and see how other people write. :)

uh...there's not really much to say about me. i'm sixteen, almost seventeen, and i love to read, write, and draw more than anything in the world.

MY FAVORITE QUOTES:

"so...what's that for...?"
"It's my beating stick." :)
"Oh..." 0.o

"He chose Emma!"

"Does frozen food get cold?"

yah, no one is going to get why some of those quotes are hilarious to me, they're all from my life and were born during strange times...i like using dots :)

and smileys.

More random quotes that i have not come up with myself!!

-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

-A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Life is not passing me by, it's running me over

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

-I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

-Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!