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Hey Everybody! Hows it going?
My name is NONE OF YOUR BEES WAX! Lol, sorry I'm slightly parnoid so I probably won't tell you my real name but you can just call me Micky.

About me:

Favorite food: Um I like most sea food in general as long as it isn't raw! If its raw don't think there's anyway in all of planet Earth you are getting me to eat it! (and don't think thats an excuse for you to drag me to the moon and make me eat raw fish there!)

Favorite Animal: I always like African Elephants for some reason along with wolves and coyotes.

Favorite Sport: To play I like softball but to watch, ice hockey.

Things that make me happy: Jesus, Twilight, Harry Potter, the color purple, books in general, writing, the color yellow, being outside especailly when its quite, being in the woods, my cats, my puppy did but sadly he died :(, playing softball, painting, listening to music, reloading shotgun shells (please don't ask me why, I don't actually know, I just find it entertaining), watching Little House on the Prairie, rubber duckies, singing, playing my french horn, drawing, shooting skeet, talking with my friends, shopping, 4-wheeling, waterballoon fights, quiet lazy days between 70 and 80 degrees with a slight breeze and the sun shining (yes i know that is kind of specific but it makes me happy :D) my friends, swimming, anytime that you forget your troubles because you are with friends and the people you love doing things you love or just totally relaxed :)

Things that make me angry or sad or irritated: Jacob Black (lol), Justin Bieber, my brother (not always but sometimes), animal rights activist who think we should all become vegans and so on (don't get me wrong I'm all for stopping animal abuse and cruelty but to all the people who think we need to stop killing animals completely no matter what the reason, you really annoy me. I completely support ethical hunting. if however you hunt unethically I think you are a complete jerk, so there!), commercials unless its the super bowl, rap music (for the most part, some of it is ok), people who don't like me because I'm a Christain, I think I could make this list very long but I'm gonna stop here.

Favorite Songs/Artists: Taylor Swift, Tom Petty, Christina Perri, Carrie Underwood, Flyleaf, Aerosmith, Cher, Kelly Clarkston, Scotty McCreery, Alyssa Simmons. You Belong With Me (Taylor Swift), Armagedon theme (Aerosmith), Clair De Lune (Claude Debussey), Young Forever (Jay Z feat. Mr. Hudson), Deal With It (Alyssa Simmons), Miss Independent (Kelly Clarkston), Before He Cheats (Carrie Underwood), All-American Girl (Carrie Underwood), Refugee (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers), Grenade (Bruno Mars), Just The Way You Are (Bruno Mars), People are People (Depeche Mode), Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis), Turn Back Time (Cher), I'm Yours (Jason Mraz), Jessie's Girl (Rick Springfield), Just Like Jesse James (Cher), Temporary Home (Carrie Underwood), Jesus Take the Wheel (Carrie Underwood), The Lonely (Christina Perri), The Final Countdown (Europe), All These Lives (Daughtry), Live Like You Were Dying (Tim McGraw), Don't Stop Believing (Journey), Mickey (Toni Basil), Wheel In the Sky (Journey), Hotel California (The Eagles), I Hope You Dance (Lee Ann Womack), Voices Carry (Til Tuesday), Heart Like Mine (Miranda Lambert), Gunpowder and Lead (Miranda Lambery), Last Kiss (Taylor Swift), Gypsies Tramps and Thieves (Cher), Every Rose Has it's Thorn (Poison), Mary's Song (Taylor Swift), Bang Bang Bang (Christina Perri). Ok there are so many more I could put but I won't. This is why no one ever asks me my favorite song! I love music, all kinds for the most part, I have a pretty diverse taste in music.

Favorite Books: The Bible, Twilight, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heros of Olympus, Trixie Belden, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Giggler Treatment (that one is a favorite from when I was little), Pride and Prejudice

Favorite Movies: Twilight, Harry Potter, Catch Me If You Can, Miss Congeniality, Get Smart, The Blind Side, The Game Plan

Favorite Color: PURPLE! :)

QUOTES:

[Explaining why she was with a guy the night before]
Gracie Hart: I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease...
All Girls: Ooh.
Gracie Hart: Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity. - Miss Congeniality

Victor Melling: Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
Gracie Hart: Because it's too hard to fit"Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" on a license plate? - Miss Congeniality

Vinny Gambini:What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f*in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a f*ck what kind of pants the son-of-a-b*ch who shot you was wearing? - My Cousion Vinny

Maxwell Smart: [to Agent 99] Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? Its Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face. Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. Oh, I'm having some bread. Time to punch Max in the face. -Get Smart (movie)

Maxwell Smart: Chief I have to say this whole thing really stems my plans. I can not get over the fact that 23 is a traitor.
The Chief: Sand trap
[they crash through a sand dune]
Maxwell Smart: Now I know how you must have felt when you thought I was a traitor, it is demoralizing!
The Chief: Tractor
[they crash over a tractor]
Maxwell Smart: Argh, I don't know how I missed it, I am usually very observant.
The Chief: Swordfish!
[they crash right into a swordfish]
Maxwell Smart: [car comes to a stop] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy sh*t, holy sh*t, a swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes. - Get Smart (movie)

TWILIGHT QUOTES :) (Edward quotes is probably more like it!)

"You’ve got a bit of a temper, don’t you?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.90 (I do!)

"It’s healthy to ditch class now and then." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.93 (Amen to that!)

"You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.99

"Don’t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.109 (Sounds like he's talking to me!)

"Do I dazzle you?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.168 (Yes Edward, you dazzle ALL of us!)

"You’re not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.174 (Again, as if he were talking to me! Klutzy, accident prone me!)

"I’ve never tried to keep a specific person alive before, and it’s much more troublesome than I would have believed. But that’s probably just because it’s you. Ordinary people seem to make it through the day without so many catastrophes." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.174 (I think I probably do have that many! :D )

"I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.181 (I've always loved this line!)

"Enough commentary on my driving." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.182 (I don't really know why I like this line so much)

"I’d rather know what you’re thinking — even if what you’re thinking is insane." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.185 (haha, I'm always thinking something insane it seems...)

"You’re always curious." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 10, p.207 (Why yes I am!)

"Of course, keeping you safe is beginning to feel like a full-time occupation that requires my constant presence." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 10, p.211 (lol XD)

"Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 10, p.212 (yep sounds like me!)

"Be safe." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.249 (if you're being honest with yourself, don't we all love this line?)

"I can be patient — if I make a great effort." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.257 (So so true for him and for me!)

"Bella, I couldn’t live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don’t know how it’s tortured me. The thought of you, still, white, cold… to never see you blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when you see through my pretenses… it would be unendurable. You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.274 (so sweet!)

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" -Edward
"What a stupid lamb" -Bella
"What a sick, masochistic lion." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.274 (Ok we ALL love this line! Lets just admit it, we do!)

"Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.283 (I love that whole scene, so cute!)

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I’m not ashamed of it." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.294 (such a sweet line!)

"Bring on the shackles — I’m your prisoner." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.302

"For almost ninety years I’ve walked among my kind, and yours… all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren’t alive yet." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.304 (Awwwww, so sweet) :)

"I may not be a human, but I am a man." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.311 (makes me laugh every time!)

"Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 15, p.312 (glad he does because mine looks like that right now too!)

"What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 15, p.319 (women, we are an unpredictable bunch aren't we?)

"And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 15, p.320 (who needs rational?)

"No coffins, no piled skulls in the corners; I don’t even think we have cobwebs… what a disappointment this must be for you." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 15, p.329 (I think I'd rather have a house filled with Cullens than cobwebs any day!)

"Bella, you don’t really think I would hit a tree, do you?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 17, p.362 (I love this scene where she is afraid its so funny!)

"Shut up, Emmett." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.388

"You can sleep, sweetheart, I’ll carry you." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 23, p.457 (If Edward were carrying me I don't think I would be able to sleep!)

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand…" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.462 (probably one oof my favorite lines throught the whole series!)

"It’s possible to take bravery to the point where it becomes insanity." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 24, p.475 (words of wisdom my friend, words of wisdom)

"I’m sorry if there’s been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she’ll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I’m sorry about your evening." -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Epilogue, p.483 (the whole thing with tyler and prom was just TOO funny, I couldn't stop laughing!)

"When someone wants to kill you, you’re brave as a lion — and then when someone mentions dancing…" -Edward Cullen, Twilight, Epilogue, p.486 (Bella I so feel your pain!)

OK, so I will probably add more to this later, but this is all I feel like putting now. If you read everything thank you for reading! You rock! I do plan on writing some stories so we'll see how that goes over. Bye :)