In the aftermath of the Final Battle, the victors lick their wounds and look ahead. However, a misspent wish on the Shikon-no-Tama changes minds, hearts, fates... and colors. SK. Canon Divergence.

Naruto Uzumaki was a mass of conflicting fronts and ideas. He was loud and stupid, but shy and intelligent. He was sunny and always smiling but wept in the silence of his room. What will happen when he catches the attention of T&I's Ibiki, and his two new teammates? Will they be able to unravel the complex web of disguises that Naruto has woven? Watch and see.

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

While attending the Academy, Sakura's field experience assignment with the Konohagakure Intelligence Division ends up being more valuable than she'd ever guess.

Mito has found herself growing surprisingly fond of her prospective husband as their families settle on the details of the arrangement to bring them together. There is one . . . final concern to be sure of, however; one underlined by the painful reminder etched on her skin by fate. (Soulmate AU)

Twelve years have gone by since Paul and Bella walked away from La Push and reached for success. When they unexpectedly run into each other, the pack suddenly comes trickling back into their lives. Time changes people but can it change traditions? AU/OOC

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?

After returning from his mission to heart-wrenching news, Sakumo chases his traitorous mate down only to find they have a new hunt to embark on together, one that sends them running straight back to Konoha - with their son's life in the balance. Tobirama, brought back via Edo Tensei, is Very Displeased at what he finds in modern Konoha. (Danzo gets eaten by a large, moody snake.)

What if Naruto wasn't left to fend for himself upon the death of his family. What if the Uchiha Clan decided to take in the son of the Fourth Hokage and his wife and raised him as one of their own. How would Naruto's influence help Sasuke and how will this change impact the series as we know it? spoilers if you haven't read/watched past chapter 402/episode 141 of shippuden.

Kisame is captured and taken as a prize to the Captain and Kage of Umigakure . . . an entirely new kind of hidden village, and one he unexpectedly finds his place in.

Edward dumps Bella, and she moves on. Victoria is out for revenge. She can't get to Bella because of the wolves, so she decides to create an army. What happens when the Volturi guard and a certain King arrive in Forks determined to deal with the vengeful vampire and her army? And what happens when Bella learns that she is the King's mate? I am back!

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC

What happens when Harry starts asking questions when Hagrid took him shopping before first year? What happens when the goblins help Harry? And what happens when Harry's house doesn't include red and gold? Romance in later years.

In which Sakura inadvertently becomes a part of a dragon's hoard. Correction: *dragons'.

Naruto Uzumaki needed a roommate to help cover her living expenses. Shisui Uchiha needed a place to crash after long missions. So they reached a compromise. FemNarutoxShisui

After Edward leaves Bella gets pissed at how much he hurt her so she snaps and goes to the Cullen's house and trashes it in her anger. The Volturi show up and take her back with them where she gets the family she always wanted and finds she was not Edwards mate after all. I know it's been done before but I'm going to give it a try as well. This will be a mature content story.

Morino Ibiki is recognized if not by his name, then by his face. His scars disturb many and children run at the sight, so when he meets a pink haired girl he doesn't know what to do with her, especially when she takes an instant liking to him. Maybe it's because she is of a clan that gave up sight for chakra vision, but sometimes, only those who cannot see can truly understand.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.

For years, Marvolo, working hard to create change, forgot about the existence of soulmates, until one day, decades later, a purple flower appears on his hand. Fem!Harry. Professor!Voldemort AU! Warnings inside!

Random one shot drabbles about Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian. Mostly brotherly fluff with DaddyBats. Rated T for occasional language (mainly from Jason) and occasional sexual references (also from Jason).

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

John has spent decades looking for his soulmate. He doesn't know anything about them, except that they clearly need to be punched in the face for not wanting to follow the accepted social convention of introducing themselves properly by name. Stupid mysterious first words. His Determinist soulmate must be a bloody moron. Johnlock, AU: soulmates, soul marks, first words.

Souta had told her that he believed her friends had survived, and that it was impossible that they had gone extinct. When she asked how he knew such a thing, he had simply handed her a video game. A MMORPG that seemed to be identical to her Feudal Era adventures. But how? Determined to find out, Kagome created a character.

Kagome has a problem, a very big problem. Inuyasha would kill her if he knew, hell, Sesshomaru would help. Really what could she say to them? 'Your fathers ghost is stalking me, trying to make me save Sesshomaru's life'...that's not going to go over well

The infamous Sorting Hat has been at it for hundreds of years. Over that time he has had a few interesting sortings. These are some of them.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

Sequel to Simply Irresistible Draco and Hermione as parents tell their story to their children of that year after the war and how they healed each other with some potions explosions and a developing friendship that led to an irrefutable love then heartbreak that led them to where they are now.

What if Marcus Flint had been the other Hogwarts Champion instead of Cedric? What if he had survived the graveyard? What would happen if a Slytherin was about to see what Voldemort was really like? And what if Harry and Marcus start developing feelings for each other? The story will be quite different with a protective Slytherin watching over Harry. Slash

Based Book 4. The Weasley twins step in and start helping Harry after the revelation he is the 4th Hogwarts Champion. Are they interested in friendship, of course not. The Twins are on a charm offensive, and Harry is about to be swept along. Harry/Weasley Twin Slash

Ariadne Walker is 99% sure that Paul Lahote and his friends are shapeshifters - it's pretty obvious unless there's another reason as to why they spend so much time in the woods, naked. It's just that, she doesn't really care. So, for the most part, she stays out of their way. Until she gets partnered with Embry Call for a project and now the pack won't leave her alone.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

When Harry receives a courting gifts in the Great Hall, he is shocked by the identity of the sender, and hopeful. Could Blaise really want him? Not to mention that he is stepping into the world of Wizarding Courting, of which he will have to learn fast

Hatsumi learned to always smile ahead of her problems, she hid her insecurities of her weight behind her smiles. When she meets the host club she starts to feel even worst because of the handsome boys around her, but what if they start making her feel what she really is: beautiful. Officially HoneyxOC and one-sided KaoruxOC. My first OHSHC story!

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

Some fates are twined together, John Watson was always meant to meet the Holmes brothers. Separated from his unit, John stumbles upon a terrorists cell holding a hostage deep in the mountains. The man who saved him has always been a mystery, no matter what his resources he could never find out who it was. Mycroft never suspected to find him as his brother's new flatmate. No Slash

180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!

The Haruno clan are known for their unique relationship with the dead. To them, hearing whispers, seeing the ghosts wandering the planes and having their bodies taken over by spirits are common occurrences. However, once in a hundred years, the 'Reaper Child' is born. The chosen of this century, Sakura can walk the land of the dead at will, the limit to her powers unknown.

When Iris dies suddenly, leaving Barry to raise their 3-year old nephew by himself, Hal Jordan steps up to help out his best friend. Years pass, friendship grows into something much more, and somehow the three of them become a family. Story will span Wally's life from age 3 all the way to the formation of the Team - will be mostly humor and fluff. (Warning: Some sexual content.)

Accidents happen, and sometimes by design. Naruto was determined to become a Genin, it was just his luck that this year they were being tested in the Kawarimi instead of the Bunshin due to a single lazy Admin-chuunin. Team Gai!Naruto, Maito!Lee (adoption yay), BAMF!everyone. (Confirmed Neji/Naru, facebook repost)

"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."

When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...

Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto

Peter tries to cancel his sleep cycle in favour of studying and Wade is definitely more than not okay with that. A Spideypool scene because I love them and why not? Enjoy!

Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. Fluff and feels ahead!

When Elsa was a little girl, she had a friend who no-one else could see. Several long years later, she begins to reminisce about him. She remembers a promise he had made her all those winters ago: a promise that he'd come and see her again.

Batman is sick of Superman ignoring Conner and showing no concern for the boy or his training. So with a plan in mind he sets up a mission, one in which involves Conner to play the part of Dick's older brother. How do the two get along? And will Bruce make it permanent? Read and find out what happens in this tale about finding true family in a friend. One Chapter left!

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

"Did I ever tell you she's my mate?" Remus said so quietly that the potions master almost didn't catch it. Hermione finds herself being thrown back in time for her final year to walk the halls with non other that the marauders. Little does she know, shes been there before.

Kakashi has a last resort, a final option for when times are desperate and it's better to bend than break. (Where Kakashi hides a trump card under his mask.)

After Jacob abandons her, Bella is left alone and miserable once more. However, with the help of the Clearwater kids, she may finally begin to heal from the loss of both Jacob and Edward and may even find love again. But what will happen when Seth and Leah phase. Will she be left alone again?

(Time travel) Stuck between a war, a clan full of suspicious sharingan users and two very interested Uchiha, can our pinkette find a way to get home without drawing unneeded attention? -MadaSakuIzu- (Oneshot turned multichapter as of 17/12/17)

"Marry me." He was a sweet kid, a little weird, but sweet all the same. But couldn't he go play ninja instead of proposing to random women he'd only met a few weeks ago? What were his parents teaching him anyway? "Yagura-kun-" "Marry me." (Oneshot turned multichapter as of 17/12/17)

Kakashi's cute little genin demand a breathtaking jutsu in response to their horrific D ranks. He replies by trolling them (of course) but then Kakashi ... maybe takes the joke too far. In his defence, the One Thousand Years Of Death attack is actually quite terrifying.

Gai takes Lee for 1-on-1 training and adopts him. Naruto was adopted by Iruka and placed on Gai team. Then a teen from outside the village joins it as well? 3 bloodlines thought to be dead on 1 team. Shino/Naru. Lee/? Onesided Sasunaru. Warning: Bashing!

Fugaku Uchiha survives the massacre of his clan and does what an Uchiha does best.

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

Itachi Uchiha is Konoha's youngest Hokage by nearly a decade. Between external politics internal politics and attempting to bridge the gap between Konoha and the Uchiha he now has to put up with Shisui's constant attempts of setting him up with Naruto Uzumaki. A task that becomes much harder with each passing year. Non-Massacre Hokage Itachi x Fem Naruto. Fluffy bullocks

Every King needs their Queen. This sentiment reigns true for the Volturi, Kings of the Vampire World as well. When they were about to give up hope, they found their mate; their queen behind a pair of beautiful hazel eyes. Warning: Dark/Depressing Themes. Smut. Bloodkink. Polygamist pairing Featuring Volturi Kings and OC. More inside.

Jason Todd isn't what Batman made him, he isn't what the Joker made him, he isn't what the League of Assassins made him, and he isn't what the Lazarus Pit made him. He's his own person and he's taking himself back, one home renovation at a time. Also, he might just make friends with people who are supposed to be his brothers while he's at it. But that's a hard might.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.

Peter is being courted by Deadpool. With words. And life-saving.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Imagine that Damian goes to a regular school full time. And has to do things that normal grade-schoolers have to do. This is his life now: pretending to be a normal 10 year old at school all for the sake of the public. But, honestly, the public would rather he not. Damian is not the best actor of the family.

Kagome had no idea she had been claimed from the very beginning, nor the depth of the request she made of Inuyasha. How could a human ever grasp the intricacies of pack politics and the reason why Sesshomaru was so intent on obtaining Tessaiga? The off-limits girl knew not of her situation, but soon, she would. (HIATUS!)

Harry thinks it's all over; Voldemort is dead and everything is going to be fine. Fate promptly responds by backhanding him across the face, spitting on him, and then calling his mother fat. Harry decides that it's time to retaliate. (Where Harry missed a Horcrux and gets a visitor.)

Kiba had never thought he'd ever have a soulmate. He'd guessed he'd just live a slightly abnormal normal life with Akamaru at his side. Then he'd gone to give the Hokage those clan documents during the chunin exams. And he'd found his soulmate. Rare pair! Tobirama/Kiba. Soulmate AU!

In which Haruhi moves to a new neighborhood before middle-school, meets a shy redhead in the park who she then befriends. Kasanoda Ritsu in turn is surprised she is a girl after the first meeting and wonders how he could have missed it. Basically, Haruhi comes into contact with the Yakuza at a young age, and all shall dread the days to come.

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

Harry didn't know how he got to be in the past, sitting next to a teenage Tom Riddle, but damn it if he wasn't going to get revenge. No matter how petty he has to be.

CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.

Wally didn't die when the chrysalis' energy attacked him. His family thought he did. His friends thought he did. Even he thought he did. But Bart didn't. Bart knew what really happened.

Because any Bat is hard to handle after all, especially more than one. One-shots, mostly Dick centric, but still fluff, and a bit of OOC. T because...just because. Renamed (again).

A timeline exists where Earth's heroes failed to stop the Reach's invasion. In this timeline Jason Todd still rose from the grave, and lived a long, eventful life. Spin-off/Prequel to A Tempest of Ash, but can be read on its own. Warning: multiple major character deaths. Tells the story of Bart's original timeline from Jason's perspective. Beta: Shinigami Merchant.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Morality and logical limits are not Orochimaru's strong point, even as a loyal Konoha shinobi. Thankfully, it seems that parenting actually is.

He knew it was wrong to follow the two on their date. And he was very much aware that following them whenever they got together could count as stalking and get him in trouble, but he'd heard from Hana how bad Kankuro breaking up with him had left the Inuzuka. And, in Genma's mind, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Second in 'For the Love of an Inuzuka' Collection.

When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. *Art by Seph Meadowes* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

AU. Slytherin!Hermione. As a first year, Hermione is sorted into Slytherin. Hogwarts is horrible for her at first, until a chance meeting in the library with Slytherin chaser, Marcus Flint. After seeing her arm, Marcus takes her under his wing, determined to have the best players for Slytherin's Quidditch squad, muggleborn or not. COMPLETE!

Voldemort is… confused. Potter is attached to him in the most literal sense and he won't let go.

Uzumaki Naruto's world changed when he was befriended by the often silent and introspective Aburame Shino. With new mentors, a great best friend backed by family and clan, and a whirlwind of chakra, allies and enemies, Uzumaki Naruto will leave behind a legacy of great renown. Uzumaki Naruto will become the greatest ninja assassin, also known as Jorōgumo! (W: OOC, MxM, OC)

Part 4 of the superhero!AU. Things are starting to make a truly horrifying amount of sense, now that Madara's brain has managed to leapfrog from Point A to Point My Best Friend's Little Brother Is Also Sort of My Sexy Nemesis. Like the flirting, for one.

Each person has a soul mate. When a child turns six the first letter of their soul mate's name appears. These letters are an acronym of their personality. Harry's mark changes the course of history and sets him on the path a building an unusual patchwork family.

Part 3 of the superhero!AU. "Photokinetic," Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he's dealing with an idiot, he'll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again). To his surprise, however, it's not offense overtaking the hero's face, but glee.

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru

Part 2 of the superhero!AU. Tōka is not some reckless vigilante wannabe. She is an IT girl. Mito and Tobirama can keep bouncing across rooftops and knocking out criminals if they want. Tōka is a reasonable, responsible adult with bills to pay and—and a best friend who's probably playing punching bag for the mob right now. Damn it.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

Hana expects to be bored out of her mind when she transfers into Ouran Academy. Until she's dragged into the Host Club as their new fan artist! These people are crazy but at least she's not bored.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

In which Kakashi discovers his soulmate is a chatterbox Uchiha five years his junior and a Mist Nin abandons his corrupted village for the chance to be closer to his soulmate, a delicate Uchiha boy. Kakashi/Shisui, Kisame/Itachi, Soulmate AU

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Part 1 of the superhero!AU. "No," Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he's going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, "If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots."

That soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other's.

Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic

On the run from the Volturi and her past, Bella meets the vampire that other vampires fear. Alistair, Laird/ex-smuggler/complete bastard, really just wants her to stfu so he can get back to cleaning his swords and hacking things to pieces.

He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.

Wally expected many things when this plan was put into action, THIS was not it. Slash Mpreg. Sequel To Cross The Ocean. Now Complete.

A person can only take so much. What happens when that person reaches their limits? What if they never knew they had a limit to begin with? What if their whole life they only knew a mask? (Blind Naurto, Bloodline Naruto)

During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.

Garrett rescues Bella, but little did he know that she would be the one rescuing him. Bella will take Garrett on the greatest adventure of his undead life, including something he never imagined- two more mates! Poly Story w/ Bella/Garrett/Jasper/Peter, Future lemons, Will include SLASH, Non-Cannon, AU from middle of New Moon on! Please Read and Review!

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU

Another Lucius veela story but I hope this is different. Harry discovers in an unusual way that Lucius is a veela and he is his mate. He has to decide what type of relationship he wants with Lucius while coping with his own veela protective urges.

Instead of rejoining the Team when Nightwing offers him the chance, Roy decides to go solo as Arsenal. He needs somewhere to stay off the grid, so he meets up with his clone; Red Arrow. While there, the two get interrupted by a man who introduces himself to Roy as 'Jason.' They realize they have a lot in common; shitty family, for one. Maybe they can get along after all. - DCU Bang

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

Shikaku can remember the exact day he knew his son would never be attracted to the opposite gender. A drabble from Shikaku's point-of-view of his son growing up and eventually ending up with the village's former Pariah turned Hokage. (Shikanaru)

Bella keeps seeing him in her dreams, pleading with her to find him. The vague hints she gets leads her to New Orleans and right in the middle of another supernatural war. This time, her protection comes with a family that actually cares for her and will protect their own. For Bella is the Mate of Elijah Mikaelson. Will Elijah keep his Mate or will Edward get Bella's blood at last?

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

Book One of the Heritage Series: Following the Dementor Attack, Sirius must claim his heritage and rise to the position of Lord Black in order to help is Godson. However his godson is unaware of his own heritage and has a great deal to learn, all the while still being a target of the Dark Lord whose power grows daily, the world is changing and they have to be ready to fight.

As Harry's name is entered into the TriWizard Tournament, Severus Snape suddenly makes sense of several little bits of previously ignored information about the Potter Brat, and offers assistance to Harry and his trusted friends.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Parallels Fallen here to grace and related stories. Minato knows from the start that his newest bodyguard isn't quite like the rest, but it takes almost twenty years and a resurrection to see just how special Shiranui Genma really is.

Sequel to The sound of pulling heaven down. Of learning curves and the evolution of understanding. They've got a ways to go before they're anything like a cohesive family, but sometimes the attempt is worth everything.

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

At a young age Naruto meets Yuuki, an old woman who lived in the same apartment building, and she changes his life... This was adopted from Faust VII.

While Kol is on the Other Side he develops an unlikely relationship with Isabella. Now, with Niklaus and Elijah's help, she may be the key to his return. Is New Orleans ready for it? Family and Love above all else… Bella/Kol... Mature content

"The Espil Mirror," Plasmius said in awe. "A divine item made billions of years ago, forged by magic, to show the user what he truly desires and how to obtain it." Vlad saw his smile grow in the mirror as the image morphed. "Now Espil Mirror…show me how to achieve what I desire!" (SLASH!)

Sequel to Fallen here to grace. For a ruthless assassin, Genma's got an embarrassing weakness for little kids with big sad eyes. Still, Minato's son shouldn't have to grow up alone and hated—not when Genma is more than willing to provide a family, crazy and chaotic though it may be.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

The Avengers are trying to figure out Peter's reluctance to hearing the song Itsy Bitsy Spider. Spideypool baby!

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Encounters in the desert can be surprising...The heat can make one's desire to fight wane. But is that always such a bad thing? Kisame and Sakura find that momentary truces can be much more satisfying. Especially if a different kind of heat burns in their veins.

They thought everything was fine, that their problems were over and they could finally start to be together. Then one night Bella is taken when the castle is under attack, what will Caius do to get his mate back? Sequel to Unyielding Devotion

When Edward leaves Bella behind in NM it's just the beginning of the spiraling downward events in her life. Now fending for herself in Seattle, Bella is trying to hold a job and remain afloat from her living nightmares when she happens upon the Volturi.

No-one would have thought of Batman as a family man- or Bruce Wayne, actually. But now he's got all four of his boys back under the manor's roof, can he keep them there? Or will Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian cause too much chaos? At least the girls are around to keep them in line… No slash, some romantic pairings. Rated T for Jason & Damian's language, and violent themes

After the final battle Sakura is determined to right the wrongs of the past and develops a new jutsu that can do the one thing she's admired Chiyo for, bringing people back to life. With no special blood lines, extreme well of chakra,and perfect chakra control every clan wishes to have her produce their heir even those not within Konoha. Bad summary please read further. I dont own.

In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.

Sequel to Ninja Wire lessons. Kakashi leaves his team alone again and of course he regrets it badly. Team 7 again demonstrate their ability to get into the strangest situations.

Team 7 shouldn't have got out of bed that day. Genma is regretting even mentioning his skill with ninja wire. Kakashi is having a fun day off. Sequel to First Kills.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Sequel to 'Letters'. After Leah is taken by the Volturi Vladmir is determined to get her back no matter the cost. Will the Romanian be able to gather up and army and save the She-wolf or will he be too late?

'Happily Ever After' doesn't mean things are easy and perfect forever. Tenten figures that would be so boring anyway. Tenten. Shino. Life as newlywed shinobi under the shadow of a new threat.

It's 5th year and Harry Potter has been facing crisis after crisis on his own. He has no one to turn to, other than his friends, but they can only help so much. Harry needs the legal right to protect himself from the abuses he is constantly targeted with. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on

This is probably where I am going to post anymore prompts I get on tumblr. A series of Bluepulse one-shots and drabbles. Hope you like!

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Loosely -ahem- based on a personal experience, the following is a foray into a young girl's most prevalent obsessions - World of Warcraft, and the infuriatingly egotistical Orc Warrior who kicks her from group. For those who enjoy the humor of MMORPG's.

What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru

Genma just wants a relationship. Really, at this point any will do. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Iruka are simply not having it. Anyone who wants to get their grubby paws on Genma is going to have to go through them first. (Let it also be said that Kakashi is definitely not above cheating when something he wants is on the line.) An alternate, somewhat slapstick coda to Fallen here to grace.

Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen

Harry, tired of trying to get along with his housemates, spends his Christmases at Hogwarts with Hedwig in the Owlery. There, he makes a friend who will stay with him for the rest of his life, and eventually become so much more. HP/NL, other side pairings.

'Forget about it Paul.'The order took hold. It wasn't instant; Paul's natural inclination to fight all orders wouldn't allow it to take hold in a snap. It crept over him instead, stripping away what choice he had as slow as honey. One minute life was all about her. The next, it wasn't. This is a story of how Paul imprinted. Again. Again. And again. PxB Some OOC, heed the warnings

After getting hit with an unknown beam during a fight with Mysterio, Peter can't see Wade's scars.

Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:Special Edition. An in-depth look at the origins of the 'Rules' as listed by H.E. Gray. M for safety's sake.

The meeting with the wolves didn't go quite as everyone had planned. Especially not when a wolf imprints on Bella. Bella/Brady.

After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA

Jason Peter Todd would like it to be known that he did not adopt an orphanage. If anything, the little brats adopted him. Rated T for Jason's Internal Monologue. One-Shot.

La'gaan first sees her when she comes through the Zeta-Tubes. Cass sees him then too. When a girl can read body-language like street signs, falling in love can be easy. Post Season-2. Cassandra Cain/La'gaan.

Raven and Starfire play with Star's new toy

Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Jack Frost's relationship with the wind in 4 parts. As crazy as that sounds, we ARE talking about a 300 year old frost spirit here. Jack's more than used to his relationship with the wind. The other Guardians? …not so much. RotGKink prompt, oneshot

Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

It's wonderful that Seth Clearwater has finally found his imprint. Now, he just has to convince her to stay put in La Push long enough so he can tell her. Fortunately, he has help from a most unlikely source.

Mycroft Holmes worries about Sherlock... constantly. Several snapshots of the relationship between Mycroft and Lestrade from stranger, to friend, to... maybe more. The constants of their changing feelings and actions.

Aster blinked. Then blinked again. A third blink however, did nothing to dispel the dish-washing mirage that had taken up residence in his kitchen. He was tempted to back out and try opening the door again to see if that worked when the mirage turned around and smile a brilliant ivory smile. Written for a prompt on the ROTG Kink Meme. RATING HAS GONE UP.

Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.

Bella and Paul have a hate/hate relationship. Screaming matches, Check. Angry sex, check. But what happens when Paul phases and imprints on Bella the same day that Edward decides he wants her back. thats all she wanted, right?. Rated Mature. FINISHED!

Leah writes letters to her friends and family while she is visiting Vladmir in Romania. Sequel to 'A Romanian and the She-wolf.'

Finally fed up Bella snaps from her Zombie State, she goes to the Volturi in seek of help to kill Victoria and to protect all those she loves... But she finds love in an unlikely person, a grandfather she has never met, littered with scars and a life with Immortality. Caius/Bella, Ra: M

Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.

Leah encounters Vladmir in the woods and they talk about the upcoming fight with the Volturi. Can a string of conversations turn in to something more and what will happen after?

The twins want to know what Haruhi's turn-on is.

When Jason was ten years old, he met a really weird kid on a fire escape who asked him to marry him. He said he'd think about it. Jay/Tim

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main

Clark is ready to pop the question to Lois. Bruce tries to persuade him that she isn't the one - too bad his attempts at seduction keep going awry. Slash.

What happens when an young Uchiha girl discovers the joys of crooked accounting/charity scams, and decide to be born-again into the Church of the Orange Buddha and Accounting Genius Naruto. This is a one-shot gift-fic inspired by Layna6's Uchibi Sasuke and authorized by the author.

Written for incogneatoh's prompt: "Can't everyone just write things about people cuddling Tim Drake?"

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Damian had scoffed when Tim had suggested he watch Lilo and Stitch. Still, there were worse ways to convalesce. Little did any of the Robins know that one little movie would lead reconciliation (or some form of it) between them.

The mentors had anticipated many things when the boys formed their own team: near-death circumstances, an exponential increase in the sidekick back-sass, bankruptcy. What they had not planned for was the team's "LEAVE MY BABY ALONE" phase.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

It started with a late night visit to the kitchens. If Harry didn't know better, he'd say that the House Elves were playing matchmaker. But, he came to realize that true Slytherins always get what they want. Blaise/Harry. HPBZ. SLASH.

After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.

Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.

It started as a way to get Robin to stop vanishing during missions. Then Robin decided to get payback on Wally. Before they knew it, each of the team had a flaw that was trying to be fixed with the power of spray bottles.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

At another of Sakura's awful parties, the drunk Tenten is seduced by a mysterious shinobi in the dark. Now, going on the clues he has left her with, Tenten has to find out his identity if she ever wants that night to continue. KakaTen. Lots of lemons and limes and the like.

Sequel to Kidnapping Equals Adoption. What other trouble could the Bat!siblings cause? Now that Wally knows who they are, let's see how he handles being a Bat. And if the rest of the team gets pulled in... oops? R&R

Ginny thinks Hermione needs to stop waiting around to be swept off her feet, but when she casts a spell on her friend to help her get that special someone, things don't go exactly as she'd planned... Hermione may just kill her for her meddling.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

...And one time Batman said maybe. Written for Help Japan for ilovetobefree. This website has issues with my strikethroughs and tabs - please see my AO3 archive for a better formatted version of this story. (Work #978878)

Paul and Bella have moved in together and are enjoying being together as mates. Fate has finally dealt them a good hand. At least until some unwanted guests show up. But despite everything, Paul knows one thing will always remain constant and that is HER.

"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

He drinks human blood and she's a vegetarian human. He's ancient and she's facing a death sentence. He takes her captive and she enthralls him. Find out about the Romanian vamps and the human they would die to save. Dark, epic romance.

When Charlie gets called away to testify, Bella moves to La Push where she meets Paul. It doesn't take long for the two to form a bond unlike any other. As Paul convinces her to talk about her past, it becomes clear. She was always meant to be HIS.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.

Young Justice takes on the Rogues. It doesn't go exactly how they expected. Originally on the yj anon meme.

Haruhi never got drawn into the music room, never broke the vase, never owed a debt. She was, however, shown to the gym by Mori so that she could study in relative peace. That's really got to change a few things. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. MxH

Severus and Lily made up before the Potters died.Positive that Harry is being pampered more then his Godson Draco Malfoy, Severus doesnt look into it.But something Dumbledore says at an Order meeting gets to Severus...he just has to be sure he's not right

REPOSTED - Starting with the slap in the movie and spinning a twisting, intense, and psychologically-driven tale. Imprinting, but not the usual way: it's complicated.

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.

Bella is betrayed by those closest to her. When she finds true love it is cruely torn away from her. Story/time line and charector age differs from S.M. edward still leaves and James/Laurant/Victoria still take place. B/J - B/E

Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

Superboy is deaged. While Young Justice looks for a cure Batman sticks Clark Kent with babysitting duties.

Somehow, it seems that every time he turns his back, another teen moves into his Manor. Basically, five times Bruce adopted a superkid without his knowledge, and that one time he did it on purpose.

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

She didn't mean for this to happen. She was going to tell Kyoya everything, but on graduation day, during the party he held for the host club, he announced his engagement to another girl. So she did the only thing she could, she kept her secret and left.

"We should play hot lava." Robin stared at his best friend with a look of confusion, the other doing the same. "What?" The speedster sighed, sitting up straighter in his chair. "We should play hot lava. Y'know, the game where the floor is lava-" ONE

The team realizes how much of a boss their leader is. The title is pretty self explanatory.

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

Who does Superman fear most aside from Lois Lane ? His mother, of course. Because mothers can be just plain scary, and grandmothers are twice as bad.

Would a blossom get eaten if it fell into a sake pond home to a shark? A fortuitous meeting at a bar and a temporary truce may change quite a few things. While Sakura does not mind being eaten, both know that war is near. And they're not on the same side.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

First Fan-fic. Be nice! Kiya just broke up with her cheating boyfriend, what happens when she is sent to Suna to fix the abandoned library? Rated M for a reason! Lots of swearing and lemons in later chapters! Over 18 please! **UNDER REVISION** as of 12/7/15

The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

What would happen if Jareth's sister saw the situation between Jareth and Sarah and decided to help bring the two together?

-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

In an attempt to make the school more respectable Umbridge has made a new decree and what she causes is just the opposite.Ginny/Luna/Hermione/Parvati/Lavender/Romilda Warning:explicit femlash,groupsex. PLEASE REVIEW.

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.

She has some very personal, very intimate questions. Can he take the heat? ShikaSaku

After Pein's attack, Konoha is mending, but some people have it harder than others. When Sakura refuses to leave her post at the hospital, endangering her health, the only person they could call in was the only one who would not flinch in front of her.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'

Revealing his secret to his parents probably wasnt the best thing to do, and now Danny has only one person to turn to for understanding, healing, and love.

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

As Bella spends more time around Jake, she begins to discover changes in herself. Suddenly, she doesn't trip, the wolves are completely calm around her, and she keeps feeling people's emotions. Now, she's on the Volturi's most wanted list.

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

What happens when Renge "generously" allows Haruhi to get acquainted with her wonderful game Uki Doki Memorial? Will Haruhi ever be able to look at the "Shadow King" the same way ever again?

On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry

Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.

Sam built her up and tore her down, leaving her unsure of her worth. Jasper let's Leah know what he sees when he looks at her. He doesn't see the she wolf as a bitter harpy. Jasper sees Leah as a beautiful wonderful woman whose been tainted by the world.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

Sakura’s accepted a mission to help Suna with an unknown illness that has affected a handful of its villagers. And all Kankurou has to do is watch over her while she’s in his city. It should be easy. Right? Kan/Saku.

Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.

ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.

Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

On separate missions to Iwagakure, Kisame and Hinata bump into each other in an unlikely accident. What is a good Akatsuki to do with a lonely little leaf ninja? Kidnap her, of course! Rated M for language, violence and lemons. Please Review!

Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased

ShinoTen, GaaSaku, HidaTema, ShikaIno, HinaKiba, Irunko. AU Crack! Shino gets dragged into the school play as the Dracula to Tenten's Mina. Insanity ensues. See inside for more details. Rated for language and innuendo.

ShinoTen AU. Tenten is the PA for one of the world's biggest rock bands. But is it the frontman she wants, or the lead guitarist who's catching her eye? AU, Crack, Rock Music abound. Also with KibaHina, ShikaIno, HidaTema, GaaSaku. Rated for language.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

It had been a really freaking long mission. Gai. Lee. Neji. Tenten.

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

It was all unexpected, but now they were going to find out how the most unlikely couple had gotten together, got married and were now expecting a baby. Prequel to All of it, Unexpected. Ibiki & Sakura

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.

Ever since the Bone Eater's Well closed, Shippou has been watching. No one else seems to notice that Inuyasha is far from okay. Something has to change, but all Shippou can really do is pray for a miracle.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

Sakura...tell us, we only want to help, it was unexpected, who was responsible? How long had it been going on behind their backs...it was all, unexpected

Haruhi's in a real pinch. Not only does she need a formal gown for an upcoming event, but she's stuck in a dressing room with Mori! MorixHaruhi. Oneshot.

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg

Kyōya put his hands around her waist and his nose in her hair, inhaling the scent of a sleeping Haruhi. He was just falling into his own state of blissful sleep when she cleared her throat and said, "just what do you think you're doing, Sempai?"

Oneshot. When the quest ends, Kagome is sent back to her rightful time and place. After approximately five centuries of waiting, youkai in the Modern Era watch for her return... some more eagerly than others. An Adult!Shippo and Kagome story.

He always keeps his promises. SessKag Oneshot.

CHALLENGE FICTION for Mind Spectrums. Chouji has one, and only one, food he will not eat!

Also for my good friend Scooby2408, a drabble in which Kyouya and Haruhi have a war of words. Only question is will he be able to tell her what's really important? Author name changed from Waffles4eva

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

In another time line, Jounouchi's going blind instead of his sister. In a bid to save his sight, he swallows his pride and goes to the one person who can give him a job to pay for the operation he needs... Kaiba? JouXKaiba. NOW COMPLETE.

After Tohru easily calms Black Haru down, Shigure decides that if Kyo and Yuki aren't going to ask Tohru out, maybe he should help her turn her affection to the Ox.

It's common ground that brings people together. In this case, a love of all things sharp and pointy. KankuroxTenten, oneshot.

Oneshot. Souta Higurashi turns fifteen and wishes his life was as exciting as his sister Kagome's. When Grandpa decides the boy needs training up a bit, Souta's new Sensei isn't all he appears.

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

Oneshot: Shippou has a bad dream in the middle of the night and Inuyasha hears his soft cries of fright.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Sometimes it's easier to be yourself when you're looking at the world through a computer screen. JxS Completed!

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

It began with a simple need to escape, but with her it became so much more. Can you fall in love with a girl when you don't even know her name? Seto/Serenity

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Valentine's Day. Love is in the air... and what kind of big brother would Joey be if he didn't keep an eye on his sweet, innocent sister? Of course, he'll need help. SetoJoey... eventually. Follow-up to "To Seto, From Joey".

A little story about Seto Kaiba's birthday. Yup, it's another Joey POV. Post Dungeon Dice Monsters. Mild Seto Joey if you squint.

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*

Haru x Tohru. Tohru's left alone at the house and takes mom on a picnic, only to be joined by an unexpected guest. FLUFF! Haru scowled. 'Fun? Getting lost? People calling you an idiot because you can’t find your way...'