All you wanted was a little bit of adventure. A little bit of pizzazz. You never intended to actually make FRIENDS with any of the monsters. You never intended to get all mixed up in their crazy ass life, and you certainly never intended to start a friends with benefits relationship with a curious, pun-loving skeleton. You'll never have any peace now.

After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.

Reader tries adjusting to life after monsters are released to the surface, gradually falling for a punny short skeleton in the process.

Toriel had finally finished her project, but there was one small hitch. You only wanted to help, but now rumor has it you had other motives. It doesn't help that Sans is back and he's not helping you put those rumors to rest. Which are unfounded, of course. You would never-and even if he DID-Well, it's useless to argue with monsters who have already made up their minds. M for smuts

New kindergarten teacher Bella Swan leaves her demons behind in Arizona and heads home to Forks, hoping to start fresh. What happens when her fresh start is interrupted by a new neighbor who brings more trouble than peace?

Hermione was not expecting Harry to outshine her in Potions, and she certainly was not expecting an unlikely friendship to form between her and Draco Malfoy because of it. (Alternate HBP leading to DH)

A little glimpse of what life might be like in a few years for our favorite shadowhunters. Please let me know what you think. Reviews are love :)

Cheesy pick up lines? Bad puns? Our skeleton is in for a ride when Undyne challenges you to make a pass at the lazy skeleton, and all for the price of fifty dollars. Reader x Sans insert. Warning: Sans is a man-whore. Is now a series. Title subject to change. Summary subject to change. Had to change rating due to content.

Time lines were always the same, predictable. It either ended with everyone living, about to pass through the barrier or with his own death in the Hall of Judgement. Upon visiting W.D. Gaster's old lab, Sans discovers a door that has never, ever been there before. He digs up some old research notes and finds the thing that he has never known he has been missing. Reader x Sans

The winter of 1869 recorded a low temperature that would last for more than one hundred and fifty years. The only thing colder ever recorded was Isabella Cullen's marriage bed. Entry for the Caveat Emptor: Maybe An HEA? contest. Trigger warning. Now expanded from original contest entry.

Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.

** COMPLETE ** What would you do if the hottest guy you've ever met propositioned you? What would you do if he already had a girlfriend? ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Sep 2016 on TwiFanfictionRecs **

Frisk, a homeless, 16-year-old runaway girl stumbles upon an open door on a cold day in Snowdin City, she is thrusted into a world of violence, kind souls(?), and demonic gang leaders. Mildly inspired by "But Its Better If You Do" by Hattersglasschild. (Undertale AU, eventual SansxFrisk)

Sans is extremely depressed and in an effort to talk about it, Papyrus accidentally confuses his brother into thinking he reciprocated his romantic affection. Though Sans's feelings are very one sided, Papyrus can't bring himself to say so especially if it means keeping an everlasting smile on his face. FONTCEST

"I know bubba, I miss him too." Sitting on the ground cross legged, I spoke to my stomach. I couldn't stop the tears from streaming down my face as I thought of everything Jace had missed over the last 6 months. One-shot

So, the humans and monsters never went to war. They had a peace treaty, and even though it's been active for some time, there's a lot of pressure on human-monster relationships. That doesn't matter to Frisk though, she just wants to learn about time and space, and how she can put what she knows to use. She does make friends though, some easier than others... [OlderFemFrisk]

take my hand, i'm not lying. (M!Frisk/Sans.)

A college senior starts a blog about Monsters and finds that Monster life is a lot more interesting (and complicated) than she had supposed. Mostly thanks to a certain skeletal comedian.

The old bookstore wasn't your home anymore, you finally realized. It was with them. It was with him. (Sans/Reader) (cover art by ballroomrittz)

Clary's in trouble. And it seems like the best person to help her is the man who broke her heart at seventeen. Clace.

Sans was done with dating. He was well and truly done with girls, who only dated him for the novelty of dating a skeleton, not because they liked him or were attracted to him. It didn't matter that a pretty girl literally fell into his lap and kept shattering all his expectations, because he was not up for having his heart broken again. SansxFrisk, (not really a) highschool AU

20 year since the barrier has been broken and there is no sign of Frisk after they dissappeared. Are they dead? Can Sans deal with that? Can anyone?

In a world where the minority is heterosexuality, Clary finds herself questioning her sexual identity. She was a messed up, secretive girl living with her dads and brother. She was in her junior year of high school when it happened. A month later, a new family moves in down the block with a heterosexual boy and parents. Everything changed when she met that golden angel. AU. AH

** COMPLETE ** Bella knows she isn't what her best friend Edward is looking for in a partner. But could a handful of fateful invitations turn everything she thinks she knows inside out? ** A continuation of the one-shot that won First Place Judges Score in the Friends to Lovers Contest ** #7 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Aug 2014 on TwiFanfictionRecs **

You are an overly flirtatious voluptuous human who fell into the underground to escape from your surface life, but your past threatens to catch up with you when you meet the comical Sans. You desperately try to rebuild and entertain your new life in the underground in the best way you know how... by seducing him. Unlucky for you, he's on to your game. Sans/FemReader

Nineteen-year-old Frisk has led a happy, safe life after breaking the Seal that has hindered the Underground for so many years. But now, she faces a new struggle...a crush. And she has no idea how to go about dealing with it. (Sans/Frisk. Fluffy, sexy, with some occasional plot sprinkles thrown in. Hope you enjoy!)

Hermione has been fighting dark magic without knowing it for years, because of this she lost her child, and her husband left. When Draco comes into the picture he doesn't even realize how hurt she is, but the realization scares him. Will he stick around, and will they be able to find a way to heal her wounds?

Sexy, smooth college boy Edward rarely has issues getting girls into his bed. What happens when unimpressed Bella presents him a challenge? Contest entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.

Seems like just when he thought he had it all figured out... Well, he always was too lazy to prepare for the worst, wasn't he? Seeing Frisk on a hospital bed was not the reunion he wanted. Why the hell is she being so positive about this? Older Frisk x Sans. After the barrier. True pasifist run. Eventual M rating.

I'm going to college now, things will be normal now. My disappearance for three months when I was five was nearly forgotten, I'd washed up two states away from my hometown somehow after my family and I had gone hiking on Mount Ebott. Apparently when a couple found me on a beach in the middle of nowhere I was going on and on about monsters. Not that I remember any of it. SansxFrisk

Hermione Granger is a single mother. The last thing she needed was to get involved with anyone, especially Draco Malfoy. Love however, has other plans. Rated M for mature themes later on. (Hermione/Draco) (Harry/Ginny)

You're left breathless and bone-crazed before a certain short skeleton comes home from work. He always sees right through you. Contains lottsa smut and sex NOTE: Wow thanks everyone. I didn't expect that many views in that amount of time. I mean it's Undertale, but still.

Sequel to "The Risk-Reward Ratio." The weight of the war begins to break both Hermione and Draco as they struggle to survive capture, betrayal, isolation, the consequences of their actions, and other perils and scars of war, with their lives and relationship intact. Nothing is ever easy, or even fair, but there's nothing they can do but keep fighting. Facebook: /theriskrewardratio

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

Hermione has mysteriously disappeared. She is depending on Draco Malfoy to solve the mystery and save her life. But why him? They hadn't spoken for years, even then they had never been friends. Of course, he did owe his life to her. She had his token to prove it. She could only hope that would be enough. **Please read AN for warnings. M for many reasons** DM/HG

The Silver Marauders are the most popular group in school, consisting of Ron, Harry, Blaise and Draco. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione. AU. Violence. COMPLETE!

"Fine! I accept your challenge you bloody arseholes"-Draco "You have until the day before graduation to find a way to get into Granger's pants" -Blaise Draco makes a bet with his two best mates that he can sleep with the brainy female of the golden trio before the end of the year. But what happens when she can see through his barriers and he ends up falling hard for her?

Draco/Hermione: "Since he was forced to work with the mudblood he was going to make her life a living hell". A fic full of love/hate, jealousy and lemony goodness.

Jace and Clary are now young new parents, but Jace is experiencing negative thoughts towards the baby. Unable to cope with the new life of being a father, he lashes out at the child. It isn't long before Jace and Clary's relationship falls apart. Can Jace overcome this? Or will he fail miserably as a father? M for strong language, and sexual themes. Now a full-length story OOC

*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)

Clary Fray is in abusive relationship with her fiancee Sebastian. When she becomes Jace Wayland's new assistant, the road gets rougher. Will she be able to keep her secret from Jace?

The search for the one, the internet, scheming mothers and elemental magic. Want to know more? Then read! Romance, humor, tingly juicy limes & lemons, toys, anal, AUAR, MF, UST