Neon Angel4
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hey(emo wave). If you are reading this you are at least one of the above: Insane, goth, emo, a paramore coldplay and linkin park fan, a misunderstood loner, Jesse (my best friend), have nightmares about miley cyrus singing you to death, are scared of the color pink, or want to know about the person who writes the fluffy pecabeth stories and why( I know what you are thinking, is she really goth? how can she write fluff then? I'll explain later, keep reading if you want to know.) Since I seriouly doubt you are all of the things listed above, just the last one most likely, I'll tell you about myself. About Myself Name: What the crap?! Why would I tell you? You might be a cyber stalker! I'll explain my pen name: Sorry about that, my friend got ahold of my password. It's cus well, it's an inside joke. Age: I don't feel like telling you, it would cause confict Favorite Color: sea green, silver and black(duh!) Talent: electric guitar(no songs like zipidy do dah though, nothing truly peppy), playing piano, reading, and you get to tell me weather i'm good at writing or not, since i really don't know oh! and art I love to draw and paint. Fav. Shoe: This is a stupid question, but I can't live without my converse's, Thanks Chuck Taylor! Fav. song: do you wanna touch me, california pardise, crimson and clover, i love rock and roll, cherry bomb, rock n' roll... you get the picture Eye color : black Hair color: black If you want to no more( wich i doubt you do, but oh well) just pm me, i'll tell you. Quotes "Whew, there are nudes in your history book, that makes me feel so much better!" my art teacher, after showing us her scetch book. "Vidi Vini Vici!" Julias Ceasar after conquering Eygypt.(Or was it rome? I only pay attention to ancient greek history... ) "Let's analyze the lyrics! Black Dress..."Catherine when trying to explain the lyrics to don't trust me "If you come this way, you will be blown of the eiffel tower." Emre when leading the Emre tour on the Eiffel tower " There are the people making out on the side walk!" Etire grade that went to paris, when we were taking pictures infront of the opera, there people making out so when we saw them in the picture we sceamed it out " Well first, two people have to realy love each other..." Jillian Garber when she misunderstood the teacher. " the letter y is evil! And when did get such a big ego? none of the other vowells say hmm... today i'll be a consonant!" don't ask... "I'm not making fun of these people in my drawings, I'm making love!" Anais when was caught drawing faces in hearts with peolple's names in the hearts " I never loved you, and I never loved anybody, until i missed that second shot."Barbra Stanwick, Double indemities " He was held back because he was a immature kindergadener." Valentina on jacob " I want to La Push jacob off a clilff!" Jesse "Who's your role model? If you say Paris Hilton, I will beat you with in an inch of your life." Clint, my brothers best friend "Thank you for you're honesty! for that you get a golden magic star!" Don't ask... "At the end of the year we have to write about ouselves, we even have to write who you like But what if you're emo and don't believe in love!? Then I guess you don't have to, wait you're not emo?!" Mark and me " I will not scream when the elevator goes ding, I will not scream when the-AHHHHH!" don't ask " If I hit you and left a giant red mark on my leg, what would you do? I would call my aunt What would she do? She works for child protective services NO ONE TOUCH HER!!" Devin, my camp counselor, and me "I'm ettutu!" don't ask... "Where was I before I was interupted by Maxwells' face?" My english teacher "Bryce, I don't like the way you are looking at Graysha." My english teacher "I don't know why this guy decided to pick a fight with Axel Rose, he looks like he could kick your ass and eat it afterword" Anonymous "But were not pretty Asians" Alex Martinez My Copy & Paste section If you tell you you beat to a different drum and you tell them you don't don't even know how to play, copy and paste this into your profile If someone tells you you're a freak and you say what was you're first clue? copy and paste this into your profile 92% of teenagers would die if abercrombie and fitch said it was uncool to breath, if you are one of the eight percent that would be laughing there head off copy and paste this into your profile ( this is that explination i was talking about) If you and at least one of your friends is an oxzy moron copy and paste this into your profile If you think putting criminals in fluffy pink rooms and play my little ponies and barbie girls instead of putting them in regular cells beacuse regular cells look cooler and don't play songs that make you want to stangle someone, copy and paste this into you profile. If you think that Jacob is the only character with a personality in the twight series, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think entering the phycopathic mind of a killer is more educational than math class, copy and paste this into your profile. If you really do believe the oreo conspiracy, copy and paste this into your profile If you're a stick and I'm a stick, than is a stick? If you're awnser is no, duh, it's a hippopotamus copy and paste this into your profile If in the sience lab all you think is how you can make the hair of the girl infront of you hairs frizzier with some electricity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Goatman, Goatwaman Hoboman & Bertha are awesome copy and paste this into your profile. If when you were little you looked cute, but were really plotting world domination copy and paste this into your profile. If you watch 80's shows cus' the ones now aren't as awesome copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you insane, but you claim you are a misunderstood genius, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think sharing is kind but stupid, copy this into your profile. If you read the above and think kindness is overated copy and paste this into your profile. If you being caring is important, your minions need to love you, copy and paste this into your profile. My Favorite characters from books in no specific order, 1. Percy 2. Thalia 3. Nico 4. Fang 5. Annabeth 6.Max 7.Clarisse 8. Angel 9. Grover 10. Iggy 11. Nudge 12. Gasman 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Eww! No, & I hope I never do! Eww! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? EXTREMLY! He's Fangalicious! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That is just wrong, sick and imorral! They are 8 & 6, plus they are related! Eww! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? No, not really, i think people could much better. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Eww! That's Lesbian! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five ten I guess, I don't really think either are to good. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? She would laugh, take a picture and give it to Artemis. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. They woundn't make a good team, so I woudn't Suggest writing one. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? No, I'm happy for angels sake that it doesn't exist 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Eww! Thats wrong! 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? What's het? 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No, it would be to awkward for our Fangalicious fang. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Um, Delilah, By the Plain White T's 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Um, Poor Percy? I dunno. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? i read a bunch of em' today. 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). (Percy) and (Clarisse) are in a happy relationship until (Grover) runs off with (Clarisse). (Percy), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Nudge) and a brief unhappy affair with (Max), then follows the wise advice of (Annabeth) and finds true love with (Annabeth). What would you call this fic? I dunno, somthing cheasy, like " the Quest for True Love". 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement? That makes sense, sort of... History Mystery: (This is really weird) Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. Grandmas letter (Hilarious!) She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ’For the love of God! ‘ ’Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’ What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon, Love, Grandma The Widows Email Joke: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the hotel that they had spent their honeymoon at 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband flew down on Thursday, the wife following the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in the room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter, and without realizing it, sent it. Meanwhile, somewhere in Housten, a widow just returened from her husbands funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from family and friends. After reading the first message she screamed and fainted. The widows son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife I know your surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and your allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones now. I've just arrived and been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your trip is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. It's freakin' hot down here Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" we'll I don't know what else to write so... read and REVIEW!! Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" we'll I don't know what else to write so... read and REVIEW!! Annoying things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Why is verb a noun? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? Why is it called after dark when really it's after light? |
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