WILL HERONDALE

MAGNUS BANE

Was formerly xXjaziXx

Hi guys!

First off - I am so, so sorry at how long it takes me to update (every ... single ... time ...). I'm really slack, okay? And I'm really forgetful, too. Like, being honest. I could make up excuses and blame it on school and stuff, but in reality, I always forget, get distracted, procrastinate, or a mixture of the three. ...Oops?

I'm honestly going to try update more frequently, but I can't make any promises. Just stick with me, because I will update - it just ... takes me more time than some more consistent FanFiction authors. Dang flab

My all-time favourite books include: Anastasia's Secret, the Chaos Walking trilogy, and The Lumatere Chronicles. I'm also a huge fan of Harry Potter, an avid SYOC/SYOT contestant (because who doesn't enjoy them, honestly? Even you, admins), a confirmed Slytherin, and secretly Hannah Montana. The books that make it into my all-time favourites are always ones that I really, really, really connected with - like, they feel real, and raw, and stuff like that. That is damn good writing.

Melina Marchetta is a writing goddess

Other books I love: the Seven Kingdoms trilogy, Harry Potter (like I said), The Hunger Games, The Broken Empire, Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Infernal Devices, The Mortal Instruments, The Fault in Our Stars, and others but I can't really remember the rest. Gah.

If you PM me asking me to look at a SYOC or review a story of yours, chances are I will :).

THE VILLAGE BICYCLE BOOK FAVOURITISM ROYAL HIERARCHY

KING
The Lumatere Chronicles

QUEEN
Chaos Walking

HEIR
Anastasia's Secret

HEIR'S BETROTHED
The Infernal Devices

KING'S BEST MAN AND QUEEN'S CLOSEST LADY
Harry Potter and The Mortal Instruments

ROYAL ADVISOR
The Fault in Our Stars

PRIEST
Hunger Games

ROYAL COOK
The Broken Empire Trilogy

MAID
The Seven Kingdoms Trilogy

KITCHEN BOY
The Perks of Being a Wallflower

STABLE BOY
The Looking Glass Wars

WRITING AND EDITING FOR A BOY, A GIRL AND A SISTER IS CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS

You want to talk about my fics? Well, there's a dilemma. So, there's A Boy, a Girl and a Sister, which was apparently a rather large hit, except personally I reckon it's a load of crap - and I wrote it. I'd really like to delete it, and the plot-line (which relates with those cliche paranormal/supernatural romancey things that eleven-year-olds are always so in love with (I'm not eleven, don't worry (triple brackets)), and therefore relates in a genre I no longer like since it's so ... not real) is just tacky. But - since I've gotten so many messages begging me to continue, and reviews doing the same - I will someday find it in me to complete the last two or three chapters, since that's all that's left. Thank you guys for sticking with me, though.

Next there's my Hunger Games SYOT, Ruins. I actually am doing this and going through with it, it's just that I a) am slack, and b) sometimes have difficulty with the characters and the reapings and making each one different from the last and whatnot. The reapings are a tiresome process. It's only the Games that are the real fun! ... but I'm yet to reach them.

I'm in the progress of writing a fic for The Lumatere Chronicles which focuses on Jasmina, when she's all grown-up at seventeen, and an assassin. Some aspects of it are a bit like Froi and Quintana (the books, not just the characters) in how an assassin falls in love with a princess (albeit a sane one) whose parents he was meant to kill, and how he doesn't know who he is or where he came from. Other than that it's very different from the second two books in Lumatere. I'm still working on some parts of the plot, which is always tiresome. Also, I'm actually pretty into this fic! And I've been meaning to write something for Lumatere since, like, the beginning of time, but I've never pin-pointed how I wanted to do it until now. Not sure how long it's going to last, knowing me, but hey, positivity is key!

I can't actually remember the other fics I've got on my to-do list. Uhm ... -scratches head-

Oh yeah! Signs in the Silence, and Focus on the Shadows. Well, Focus I've ditched (hehe), and I'm fairly sure I've ditched Signs too, although I'm sure if I followed through it would be awesome. Shame I probably won't. My mojo for that one faded a long time ago ...

To any One Direction fans, I've also got a fic for that in the works (as well as several others, which I ditched), although I'm always leaving it behind because of my stupid FFN duties. Hey, at least it shows how much I love you guys over here, though, right?

If you're just looking for someone to PM (because ... yolo?), please message me! I love making friends! Legit, don't be shy. We can get to know each other!

If asked via PM, I may also disclose my Tumblr URL - which is like, my heart and soul, and is pretty much considered a personal detail, although nothing on it gives a clue to who I am since I don't want everyone I know in real life knowing it.

Thank you!

Much love xxx

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