Insert fake sister A into memory slot B. When the monks form Dawn, the PTB take a helping hand in the creation of the fake memories. How does the interactions with Dawn in the past change Buffy and Spike's relationship in the present and ultimately the future? Begins in S5 but quickly downturns to S2. Spike/Buffy Won a crap ton of awards at SunnyD including Best Drama.

Hermione makes her way to the Prefect's Bathroom for an evening of relaxation. When she arrives, she discovers the room already in use by none other than the Slytherin Prince. Will she stay or will she go? AU Hermione/Draco includes Discussion of rape

After the Second Wizarding War, Hermione Granger goes missing. Five years later, Draco Malfoy finds her in Muggle London, living as Lola Haze. Will he bring her back to their world to her former life, or keep her for himself? Post-Hogwarts, EWE.

Annabeth is not usually into flirting with random marathon runners. But then she meets a certain green eyed, black haired hottie and finds that the tables have all turned. Drabble, somewhat. Percy/Annabeth. Percabeth. Inspired by new Coca Cola ad.

Summer 1997. Two enemies will meet. A kindness will bring them together. Forced to share a room. It's rising. To a completely different level...

"I'm impossible to love apparently, didn't anyone tell you?" "Now that...that I don't believe at all", he laughed lowly, staring straight back at me and in that moment, I was lost. HG/DM Lemons, Violence and mature themes!

Ginny and Luna spend an afternoon together down by the Black Lake. Too bad they aren't the only ones... GW/LL femslash. Rated M for a reason. *ONE-SHOT*

They say that if your soulmark is red, then your soulmate will kill you when you meet. So when Buffy discovers that her soulmate is a vampire, she expects the worst to happen... Oneshot. Based on the soulmark concept.

Draco Malfoy turns out to be a veela, you know, the usual. Hermione Granger turns out to be his mate, as it tends to go. Except this time, it's not your typical or traditional veela/mate au. No one is prepared for the chaos that is going to ensue, not even the writer themselves.

【complete】A compilation of Dramione Drabbles. {Indicated 'complete', because every single chapter is complete in itself.}

What do you do when you get exactly what you wanted but you know that it isn't real, and cannot last? Remus isn't sure how his sanity will survive waiting for the love potion Sirius accidentally drank to wear off. Sirius is not making it easy for him. A Marauders' Era story. Wolfstar.

Wolfstar AU. Every day Sirius mounts the elevator and bombards Remus Lupin with compliments that James insists is sexual harassment. But Remus doesn't respond at all, just stares straight at the doors. Or the one where Sirius misunderstands and thinks that Remus doesn't know English.

Every Friday night Hermione gets summoned to the Leaky Cauldron to deal with a drunken Draco Malfoy. Why is he drowning his sorrows and why aren't his flatmates Blaise Zabini and Theo Nott coming to his aid?

1976: James and Peter are scandalized that Remus didn't tell them he has a girlfriend, but Sirius knows the truth. Sequel to "Shirt-Lifter". Written and edited 2016. Podfic available at AO3.

After a night of drinking in an old school mates bar, Hermione finds herself in a familiar strangers bed. After she attempts to piece together the night before, the man wakes up, and to Hermione's surprise, it is someone she does know.

Hermione is sick of being seen as Harry Potter's walking encyclopedia, so she gets some help from an unlikely new friend. Unfortunately for Draco, seeing Hermione in a new light is causing some issues. This is somewhat AU after 6th year, as Draco doesn't have his task. Things are a little bit more light hearted. Draco/Hermione. COMPLETE!

Well, not exactly. But it's so much more easier to blame one easy target. Meet an easily offended Clarisse, The Stoll brothers living the troll life, monstrous ads, Nobody likes Drew, poor Nico, Percy (enough said) and Annabeth will never again ask for advice on chess. First chapter takes place after TLO!

*** Dramione One-Shot ***

Harry is concerned when he notices bruises on Hermione's thighs, so he decides to confront her. Soon, he will deeply regret his life choices... (This could probably be rated T? Not sure.)

Percy tries to hate the tattoo shop that moves into the old bakery across the street from his florist, but the blonde owner works her way into his heart without him even knowing it. Or, the one where Percy is a florist, and Annabeth opens a tattoo parlor right across the street from him. Written for @grimreapercy on tumblr.

Baz is fed up with Simon staring at him since he got back to Watford. However, anger quickly forms into something else one morning after Miss Possibelf's class.

percabeth for: "my boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he's coming to the next holiday party and don't worry he's heard all about me too and ALSO there's this dude i slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when i ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude's got a good dick AU" :: light M

Draco Malfoy is the new Charms teacher at Hogwarts. Life is difficult as he struggles with his father and Snape, student crushes, Sex Ed, Harry Potter, a jealous Ron Weasley, cheating, an unseen enemy, teaching - and most stressful of all- falling in love with the newly appointed headmistress, Hermione Granger! (A/U, Post-Battle of Hogwarts, Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Snape)

Snoring was something Natasha Romanoff could handle, it didn't bother her, but this noise was nothing short of monstrous; a new form of torture that she wasn't sure she could endure.

Tooth's daily dare takes a sultry turn.

When Umbridge gets hold a piece paper with different suggestions to get her out of Hogwarts she reads out in the Great Hall. Crackfic

Buffy and Spike prank call Angel in L.A. after Pangs. S4, Spuffy friendship.

"Let's play a game." Draco suggested with a smirk on his face "Hide and Seek. You'll hide and I'll seek, and if I find you, you will be mine." Hermione had always heard about the power of darkness, but when her father introduced her to Lord Malfoy she had never expected that darkness could be so alluring. Dramione A/U - Regency Era.

Percy and Piper are best friends, and they might like those two hot blondes that run through their neighborhood every Saturday morning. AU. Complete.

*Spoilers! Written after Finale. Patch and Nora have been through it all, but finally, all of their troubles are behind them. Or are they? Patch and Nora attempt to move on and try to live 'normally'. But how will the past come to haunt them? Full of twists and turns, it follows a girl and her guardian as they begin their life together. Exciting things in later chapters! (; R&R!

So many thoughts in so few seconds. Ten finds Rose, and plans a lifetime in a few running steps towards here. Stolen Earth coda.

Spike leaves his mark on Buffy and she's not exactly happy about it. Spuffy. Set during season ten. Double drabble.

Annabeth may have encountered many things, but life still managed to surprise her. She realizes it when Percy pulls off, not one new style, but two.

They are stuck learning to dance for the Yule Ball together, and it's all McGonagall's fault. Can they put aside their issues for a week while they're forced to partner up? If they can, they may learn more than just how to dance from each other.

"Don't storm away from me like that, Malfoy!" "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't? You clearly don't need me as much as you made out." "Of course I do, you complete moron!" "Then answer this question, Granger. If I told you I love you, would you say it back?" Hermione and Draco are an unlikely couple, but they've both struggled. Can they bury the hatred and make it work?

Cheeky Dramione smut shots in some naughty places!

Draco sets his sights on a more difficult target after getting bored of the girls in his house. But Hermione is not going to make it easy for him. DMHG. Dramione. Will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT before long. Read, enjoy, leave a review! ;)

Hermione has been given a new journal in which she writes steamy, historical fantasies. Fantasies starring a certain blond wizard of the Slytherin persuasion. Little does she know her Journal of Dreams is exactly that, and what she writes, the participants dream of - explicitly. Rated M; EWE?; Eighth Year; AU; DM/HG

What happens when you give Percy skittles? Read to find out!

*BOO SPOILERS!* After Nico came out. Percy had some difficulties understanding one specific thing. OOC-kinda. One-shot!

*ONE-SHOT* Draco Malfoy has a secret. An Infatuation. An Obsession. '"I have to admit Granger, I was less than pleased with some of the things you drew in this book of yours" he said, pulling his hand away before he could do something crazy like sliding it into her hair and tugging her close so he could snog those pouting lips of hers.' Sequel: UNREQUITED SNOWSTORM.

There's a veela in the castle who is searching for her, and her body sings only for him. He knows just how to play her like a fiddle, but the teacher's won't tell who he is for his protection while she can only feel him. Hogwarts had never been this tricky for her, and she fought in a war. One-Shot

Waking up in someone's bed after a blurred night of drinking takes a turn for the interesting. How does Hermione handle waking up beside none other than Draco Malfoy himself? ONESHOT.

"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.

Buffy isn't about to forget how Spike played her and the Scoobies in taking down Adam but neither can she kill him. Alone for the summer she decides to show him that slayers can play games too. The Spuffy Cold War heats back up this summer as Slayer and Vampire wrestle for control the only way they can. Who will blink first? Post S4 with all spoilers in play.

Annabeth has just returned from a long quest and decides to surprise Percy at school. She's amused to find some girls who don't exactly believe she's the Percy Jackson's girlfriend. -Percabeth. One-shot. Has it been done before? Yes. Am I posting it anyway? Of course!

Percy Jackson is a mystery that Goode High just can't seem to figure out. What happens when he returns for Junior Year after disappearing in the middle of Sophomore year? (One-shot)

Jelsa all the way! read and review ;D

It's late season 2, and Spike discovers Buffy locked out of her house after patrol. Spuffy shenanigans ensue. Runner Up for Best Comedy in Round 30 of the SunnyD Awards.

Friday night is Spike's choice for date night. Buffy can hardly handle the wait/surprise so naturally she'll just have to occupy herself somehow, and when they finally reach their destination, Spike's Britishness is just too cute to not mess with. One-shot?

Based on Beca Fitz's 'Hush Hush' Series. seeming she didn't write a sex scene I thought I might! this is chapter two, Its the same scene just in Patch's POV. (yum, patch!) Enjoy!

Christmas Eve, a celebration, sexy Santa's, stupid exes, and - what's that? Ginny Weasley convinced Hermione Granger to dress up as - well this should be interesting!

Pansy's plan for revenge couldn't be sweeter. Too bad she forgot about Draco's sweet tooth.

She brought him a cell. SMS's just turned out to be their thing.

It's River's birthday and she is stuck in jail...without her Doctor. Or is she? Perhaps the Doctor has some tricks up his sleeve. Rated T for adult themes, but there's no smut. (Sorry) Reviews will be cherished.

Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.

Hermione is having a slight hormonal problem that may be related to a gene she didn't know she had.

Draco Malfoy was hit by a curse which turned him into his six year-old self again. And Hermione was asked to take care of him until they develop a cure for him. Oh, baby. (Fluff/cheese.)

"He pulled back slowly and pushed into me again. The pain was nothing but a memory by now; there was nothing but a slight sting but it was easily ignored. When I started to move against him more eagerly, he followed suit, increasing his pace until I was screaming his name, telling him how good it was, how good he felt."

"Dear Santa," the five year old read, his steel eyes flickering over the page, reading as he wrote, "I was a pretty good boy this year. Well, not to Blaise, but since Blaise is annoying, I don't think that should count. So this year for Christmas, I want Hermione Granger." One-shot. R&R.

One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG

A chapter by chapter parody of Hush, Hush! Guaranteed to make you laugh...Some adult situations...Enjoy!

Buffy's sick. Spike cuddles with her.

Nora is trying to tutor Patch, but things get awkward when Scott comes in. Set after the craziness of Hush, Hush and at the beginning of Crescendo before the Marcie mess . Rated K just to be safe.

Hermione is in for a surprise when she gets a new neighbor. Pretty soon her dreams take on a bizarre turn featuring one Draco Malfoy. Lemons! DM/HG. Three part story. Complete

Nora is reading a very interesting book and Patch is just a little too curious for his own good.

Marcie loves to torment Nora, but she's going too far. So Nora wants to go a little too far with Scott, only he's not too keen on the word 'stop'. HIATUS

AU. Percy and Annabeth meet at a bar and become the others' temporary significant other to help them get back at their ex's. When their relationship starts with revenge what does that say for their future? Rated T for strong language and suggestive themes

Buffy is trying to study...with Spike in the room. How well is this going to turn out for her? Read and find out

What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!

"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...

A hungry Hermione is a dangerous Hermione. Especially one that gives her fellow head boy a hickey!

Buffy really should have seen a psychologist after she returned in season six, shouldn't she? Humor, Spuffy.

A rather 'conservative' Hermione shares a flat with 'hormonally charged' Harry, Ron and Draco. So, what's a decent girl to do? Rated due to language. Her POV.

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?

A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.

A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.

As the Slayer, Buffy Summers is certain she hates Spike. But when an enchanted book pulls her into a world where she's Lady Elizabeth Summers, trapped on the ship of famed pirate William the Bloody, things start to look a little different. Complete

A Sunnydale night from the pov of a grocery clerk

Spike's drunk and he runs in to Buffy. SpikeBuffy