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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2041552, Profile Updated: 02-08-12
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Teporarily on leave from computer. Woking hard on 'Halfblood Princess' and hope to be back soon.

Night

Name: AJ

Interests: Reading,Watching Movies, Writing.

Music: David Bowie, Green Day, Nightwish, Soundtracks from my favorite movies, musicals, etc.

Stories: Harry Potter mostly

Musicals: Sweeney Todd, Oklahoma, Phantom of the Opera, CATS, Wicked

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak!

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Courage by MyTwiDreams reviews
Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow - just a little story about first love, a second chance and being true to your own heart/ AH/Slash/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed sins of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,716 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
19 Years Later by CaptainDaniiKirk reviews
Post Hogwarts. Starts where 19 Years Later ended. But with a twist. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Johnlock Smut explicit by ifyoufollowyourheart reviews
It's been almost two and a half years since Sherlock's fall and John's still not ready to move on. Then he gets a phonecall and sees a mysterious blog post. Make up sex is probably the best apology.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Muggleborn and the Beast by mortenavida reviews
Lucius Malfoy pissed off a witch in his younger days and is turned into a hideous beast. Luckily, Hermione Weasley could be the right person to break the spell. A Beauty and the Beast story written for a LM/HG fest on LJ 2012 .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Bitter Warmth by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
dark Damon fic. Elena walks in on Damon with a bloody mouth. LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
His Thin, Cruel Lips by Usapple reviews
Even the purest kiss could never bring back a fallen kingdom. A Labyrinth Drabble
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Requested Lessons by CoffeeKhaleesi reviews
Korra, feeling unwanted and ultimately rejected by Mako, goes to seek out Tahno and his promise of private lessons. Yeah, I still suck at summaries. Warning: Um, some delicious sex. One-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
Sinner like Me by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
one shot for 3x19. No Jeremy interuptions. Just good old Delena attraction and the chemistry they can't deny. SMUTTY LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2613 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Precious by MyTwiDreams reviews
When her boss Aro sends Bella out to do a report on the secret fantasies of Seattle's top surgeon, she has no idea how tempting it can be to play with fire/ Bellisle/BDSM themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Conquest of Ares by MyTwiDreams reviews
"You keep looking at me, as if you'd know my very soul." I stated, cupping his jaw roughly in the palm of my left hand./ A story about a knight, his serf & lines forbidden to be crossed/ AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Predator and Prey by cheri1 reviews
Eleven/Rose with Amy/Rory and River and Jack. The TARDIS pulls the Doctor, River and the Ponds to a mysterious planet where the Doctor runs into an old lover on the run from an old enemy. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,980 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Hermione and the Beast by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione owns a bookshop and things get complicated when she receives a very ancient rare book full of spells and a blonde haired bad boy from her past shows up. Let's just say things get a bit furry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,499 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Animal I Have Become by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
request songfic/ Holiday Exchange oneshot. Elena goes over to the Boarding House to invite Damon to Christmas Dinner. She finds an angry vampire and things quickly spin out of control. LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
request Christmas fic! Damon gets caught sneaking into Elena's room. What's he doing and how will she react when he tells her? burning LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Returning the Favour by Jewssica reviews
Bro buys Dave a pair of panties. Prompts used: Bro powerbottoming, finger fellatio, Dave in panties. Rated M for Incest. Dave/Bro.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
I AM YOUR DJ by ZomBbirthday reviews
either everyone will love this or come after me with shitty refrigerated swords meh. either way basicly Bro finds out Dave has some serious kninks and teaches him a few new ones, warnings of breath play, dirty talk extremely smutty smut and smuppets
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Invading Rome by Cherry82 reviews
Short little Yaoi drabble between Germania and Ancient Rome. Rome makes an visit to see Germania, and gets a little surprise action. Sorry for the horrible description. *Warning Yaoi...if you are not comfortable, please do not read.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
Amazing Grace by RZZMG reviews
Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,000 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Law to Love by AJlove reviews
Written for the 2010 GE Marriage Law Challenge! Hermione Granger is happily engaged to Ron Weasley when a Ministry Edict forces them apart. AU, BDSM, Lemons, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Love Story by Bunnyhops reviews
What happens after the Yule Ball? Will she wait...will he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,257 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Forgive the Unforgivable by Mistrus reviews
Hermione is rescued by someone during the Last Battle. She knows its one of the Malfoys. After keeping Draco and his wife out of Azkaban. She fails to do the same for Master Malfoy. Five years later she is sick of... Full Summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,039 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Secrets Never Keep by L'Vanna reviews
Hermione has guarded a secret for four years and now her secret has been discovered. And she’s married to who? Mention of non-con and violence, but nothing graphic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,020 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
It Starts with a Dance by lady-kyo reviews
H.G. had a dance lesson with SS back in her 4th year, when she missed the Gryffindor practice. What does that mean after moldy Voldie's been defeated, RW's gone to the US with HP and GW, and HG is a professor at Hogwart's with the big Black Bat?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,533 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Half Blood Princess reviews
Snape leaves his daughter in the care of Lilly Potter to keep her safe from The Dark Lord. When the Potters die she is then given to the Durslys along with Harry. OC/DM HP/GinnyW full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - OC, Draco M.