TurtleCathide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Vocaloid. Hi! I'm different, that's for sure. I LOVE Ace Attorney so much anime its taken over my life Tons of others... I'm obsessed with random song lyrics, and often find myself crafting parodies in math class. AND I WILL NEVER, (and I mean never) BE MEAN TO ANYONE UNLESS THEY START TO GET CRAY CRAY. Love popsicles. Best Vocaloids: Kaito, Yuuma, and Yohioloid...Suddenly...Big Al. :/ Wanna Piko get a Piko. GET YOUR TICKETS TO SHOTA SHOTA AIRANDO TODAY. Always need a pencil in hand. Stories and stuffs Distorted-In progress-never to be finished-Darker, more serious OK! (Operation Kiyoteru)- In progress-Lighthearted, fun Press Start-in progress-TETO,KAITO, YUMA-figure out the rest XD Saturday-Weird one shot...Ever heard the song Family Mart? That Guy From Canada- Where should I even begin-in progressFandoms (Main ones at least :P) Ace Attorney Vocaloid Professor Layton 999 Fire Emblem Legend of Zelda GNSK Kingdom Hearts Free! DMMD A lot more...Wanna know some stuff about me? NO? I'll tell you anyway :3 I love animals ANIMEEE I love to draw I'm addicted to ice cream I play a lot of video games-(name the franchise...I probably play it) People say I'm insane ( I call it...uniqueAlso, watch out for my Partner in Crime and BBLBFF, https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5344710/Ashrox37! I want Ice Cream IF YOU GIVE ME ICE CREAM YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND Dreaming About: Kaito Shion...and Ice Cream Eating: Nothing really...but I want ice cream Drinking: Lemonade FOREVAH Animals: ALL OF DEM ESPECIALLY ONES THAT HAVE ICE CREAM Doing: French Homework and dem Math; SINGING A MIX OF DREAM EATING MONOCHROME BAKU AND DEMONS; Getting yelled at by peeps; Studying on how General McClellan totally sasses Lincoln; laughing a little too often: photoshopping some stuff; readin': Quizzin' myself on quizbowl questions; on Ace Attorney Tumblr; I'm such an otaku 8 and if you don't know what an otaku is...it means cool :) Getting: Carried Away Being: A Walrus (Ashrox37's little walrus to be exact :P) I NEED ICE CREAM AUGHGHAGISLFN JNHFLJK OH WELL. Omg so I just ate this sandwich, and it tasted 70% better when I ate it sideways. Like Kaito's abs. THAT MUST MEAN KAITO IS THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THIS SANDWICH. That was the happiest moment in my life. *glomps air beside me* SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DO IN MY FREE TIME EH? WELL LET'S SEE VIDEDO GAMESSSSSSSSSSSS-STREETFIGHTER-TEKKEN-PROJECT DIVA F-SSBB-POKEMANS-ACE ATTORNEY-PROFESSOR LAYTON-999 DRAW--I DRAW EVERYTHING YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ANIMATE-FUN FUN FUN PLAY TRUMPET-I CALL MY TRUMPET BUTLER USE THAT KNOWLEDGE TO AVOID AWKWARD MOMENTS WITH ME PLAY KEYBOARD-I DON'T HAVE A PIANO baby DON'T HURT ME NO MORE CODE-LIKE A BAWSSSSSSS AUTOTUNE AND REMIX STUFF-WOHOOOOOOOOOO MAKE PVS-YUPPERS MATH-MATH HISTORY BUFFFFFFF-SELF EXPLANITORY WATCH THEM ANIMES-YUP READ THEM MANGAS-SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME EARL GREY WHY YES I WOULD MA'AM PRETEND I'M A VOCALOID/ACE ATTORNEY CHARACTER/POKEMON TRAINER/ANYTHING/IDK CREEP PEOPLE OUT OHHHH I LIKE TO UM WEAR SWEATERS SWEATERS ARE GOODLa Fin |
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Release Me From My Song by experimentingdangers reviews
Miku is a program. All the Vocaloids are. But when a few of these Vocaloids outsmart the program and become human they will discover just how much they have been missing out, from lifeless and emotionless to sharp emotions they will struggle to stay human. To never become that unfeeling singer again. They become fighters, battling for a different voice. Complete.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Gumi/Megpoid, Crypton Family - Complete
Professor Layton and the Book of Memory by End of The Present World reviews
A blank piece of paper in a strangely addressed envelope. Harmless, until it forces the Professor to recall a portion (& a person) of his past that he tried incessantly to forget. Tea time is forced to wait as Layton & crew investigate a suspicious tycoon with a shadowed agenda. Part I of a trilogy. Canon, apart from a few original characters. R&R intelligently. NOW COMPLETE!
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 295,158 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Flora R., H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Just Around the Bend by 6GunSally reviews
Trucy is 18 and headed off to college. Apollo is going to study abroad. Athena is still around but is spending an awful lot of time at the prosecutor's office. Phoenix is suffering in his empty nest-that is until an old friend comes to him with a request. Suddenly alone, Phoenix is forced to tackle a mysterious new case while facing his past. NOW COMPLETE! Tell me what you think!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,294 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F.] Trucy W., Athena C. - Complete
I could be your perfect disaster by Aeliheart974 reviews
"C'est l'été. La piscine est ouverte, scintillante et prête à accueillir la soif de nage d'Haruka. Il n'a plus tellement de raisons de prendre des bains froids au fond de sa baignoire ; pas vraiment, mis à part les bras de Rin autour de ses épaules et son torse contre son dos." RinHaru. Yaoi. OS d'Anniversaire pour Awaix. T pour être tranquille C:
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Chrome: Her Servant of Evil by meygle reviews
CHROME. The reason why the Four Kingdoms are colour coded. Queen Rilliane ruled the Yellow Kingdom alone...until she meets her new servant, Allen. But he proves to be more than just a charismatic butler. He may just show her how evil, yet beautiful the world truly is. (A twisted, humour-based take on the popular Len song, in which nobody dies.) :)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,193 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Rin K., Len K.
Sweet, Sweet Sixteen by mikufanatic69 reviews
Meet Hatsune Miku, your average teenage girl. Enter her crazy best friends, Luka, Rin, and Gumi. Miku's 16th birthday is just around the corner, and do the girls have something planned? But I guess things can go a bit wrong when all your money is gone and you're stuck in a foreign country... MikuxPiko, RinxLen (Suggested), LukaxGakupo (OS), GumixKaito (OS), LukaxYuma (OS).
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Miku H., Rin K., Luka M., Gumi/Megpoid
April Fools! by ruiiko reviews
Iroha had liked Kaito for a while now, but had never had the courage to tell him. So of course, April fools day seemed like the perfect day to confess to him. Hey, if worse comes to worse, she could just say "April fools!" and pretend it never happend. But what had started out as a joke, turned out to go better than expected.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Kaito S., Iroha N. - Complete
Miki's Delivery Service by mikufanatic69 reviews
Miki Furukawa just got in a load of trouble. Her punishment? One week of mail delivery to all the residents of UTAU Avenue. (It's worse than it sounds...) -FINISHED-
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Teto K., SF-A2 Miki, Ritsu N., Tei S.
Flower Girl by AliasStars reviews
When they have nothing left, Rin sells flowers in freezing New York City, and Len hates her for it.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Gakupo the Manly Man by Hatsunation reviews
Gakupo is seriously pissed about being seen as a gay girly man on the internet, so he goes on a manly rampage to set things straight. If this isn't crack, I don't know what is. Rated T for some language.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
And his Name is Mystery by Phantasm1313 reviews
"Something gnawed at his innards… What it was only he could say for sure." Hiyama Kiyoteru was not a regular Mathematics teacher, no matter how much he pretended to be. I was dying to figure out all his secrets. And, mark my words, I WOULD. (Light Kiyoteru/Highschool!Yuki)
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Miku H., Big Al, Yuki K., Kiyoteru H. - Complete
Naturally by pretense reviews
Haruka is red-faced, utterly refusing to speak to Rin who's making grand expositions on why of course Haruka's in love with Makoto; and he really should just confess before someone else asks Makoto out ... again [COMPLETE]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Use your Bad Pickup Line on Miku Day! by methemystery reviews
Terrible pickup lines and one very annoyed green pigtailed princess...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
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Press Start reviews
Teto has a crush on Kaito. Sounds simple enough. She's popular, but he...not so much. And what about that coworker that has a thing for her too? This isn't as simple as a math test. TetoxKaito (OS?) Yuma (VY2)xTeto (Please Review! :3)
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Miku H., Teto K., Chika, VY2 Yūma/66 (Roro)
Pixels reviews
Ia is in debt. A lot of debt. The problem is, she's not good at much. After getting rejected over and over, she finally ends up in the worst possible place. Well, it can't be that bad, I mean, there's a cute boy at the front desk...
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Len K., Gakupo K./Gackpoid, IA, YOHIOloid
OK! reviews
Who knew resolutions could bring disaster? Kiyoteru is perfect, seemingly. Sure, he has friends, straight A's, and a wonderful life, but is that really all there is to him? He is an otaku, after all. It would all start on New Years… a simple resolution... eccentric best friends...will this wish turn into something much more than he hoped for?
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Kaito S., Yuki K., Kiyoteru H., Piko U.
That Little Square reviews
Ever wondered how a vocaloid is made? It's easy. It all starts in a square. We all know how it feels to us, but how does it feel to them? Follow her story as Galaco finds herself in a body that's far from her own... and then makes it her own. She'll...how do I put it...go against the system.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Galaco
That Guy From Canada reviews
Across a lake isn't that far from home. But it feels like an entirely different universe. Meet Al, a Drama student at the Ann Institute of the Arts. Although he grew up in Canada, he thought New York would be a great place to start his acting career...but was that really a wise decision?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Leon, Big Al, Gumi/Megpoid
Saturday reviews
Saturdays are for doing nothing. Well, that is, of course, if there's nothing to do. Hoping for a day of R and R, Gumi Megpoid tries to spend the best day of the weekend lazing about at home. But you can bet that that's not going to happen. I mean, how could it happen when trouble lives in the room next door?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Gumi/Megpoid, VY2 Yūma/66 (Roro) - Complete
Distorted reviews
I could feel my bandage slowly unraveling, falling apart with the weight of my blood. Holding back screams of pain, I gritted my teeth and trudged forward, feeling the warm, thick liquids slowly trickle down my face. The night's darkness was more intimidating than it had been before, the starless skies glaring down at me coldly. With a sigh, I used my free hand to pull my cap firm
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Len K., Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Oliver