When one door closes, a window is sure to open. From a world rife with conflict and strife, through happenstance of fate, a fallen hero is given a second chance. Reborn in the twenty-second century, how will our hero fare in a time and place where sentient robots tote live ammo like the latest fashion, and adult supervision is next to nonexistant?

Adryn has no idea what she's doing in this land with oversized wildlife, natives who consider giant fleas good forms of transport and Imperial spymasters so skooma-addled they think she's spy material, but she has every intention of surviving the stupidity around her. However, she doesn't know that by setting foot on the island she's set into motion events that can't be stopped...

...though honestly, it was more of a yank. The Nerima Wrecking Crew successfully baffled Honnouji. It really only seems right that Honnouji return the favor. Sequel to Insanity Squared.

Desperate for a DADA professor, Dumbledore looks well outside the box. AU OotP Rated M to be safe.

AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

Short fluff-fic, in which a monk and a priestess... agree to disagree, mostly.

One was built to kill. One was built to supplant. One was built to correct. One was built to be. Zero and Colonel, Iris and X- were their purposes better fulfilled when history brought them together, or when it tore them apart?

Time Man was just looking for a place to get away from his family for a while so he could relax. He didn't expect to find someone already there, and he most certainly didn't expect the secret that they had to share with him.

Formerly Titled "His Own Antagonist". Chapters and tidbits that were cut from HA or HOW will be put here in no specific order. First few chapters will remain unaltered as a remnant of HOA. Enjoy?

In which Goku helps his boy Yamcha out during a night on the town. Silly one-shot.

In a world where the Saiyans never left their home planet, the various countries of Earth have established laws to promote better peace and understanding between the various native species. Yuki Saito, a small baker living in Japan, is forced to become one of these 'homestays' in order to cover up a secret: the alien staying in his guest room. Edited by Oreo Stories

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

With no one believing in him and the ghosts of past nightmares coming back to haunt, Vegeta must look deep within himself in order to survive training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. A one-shot looking into how Vegeta unlocked the Ascended Super Saiyan form.

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Completed. It's my "Winnie the Pooh" to my A.A. Milne. (That's NOT a complementary comparison, by the way.)

A legendary hero seizes a priceless opportunity to not only live again, but to change a life once lived. But who could have imagined that out of the infinite possibilities, the most important change of all would be in a name?

A very dark reformulation of the X story. X's long hibernation had two objectives: first, to ensure that X had an ethical grounding before he woke up; second, to delay X's awakening until some future time when the world might better appreciate intelligent robots. The first objective was met. The second was not... oh, was it ever not. Complete.

My mother is a human and my father is a Mew. But what does that make me? With Team Rocket nipping at my heels and my struggle to control the move Transform, what else could go wrong? Well, I have been feeling more like a Pokemon than usual...

Homura prays for a miracle to keep Madoka from contracting with Kyubey. Simon the Digger promptly rips a hole in the universe. Awesomeness ensues. One-shot.