I’m an asshole who writes crossovers where MCs get an extra element to shake things up. If I’m being honest, I have no idea how I got here.

"My real name is something I'd like to keep private so I'll stick with Corvo Kuro. My age is also nothing you need to know and I'm a dude. My favorite quotes are "With great power comes great responsibility.", "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!", and "Fuck it."

My likes include Spider-Man, All-New Ghost Rider, Total Drama, RWBY, Dishonored, Bioshock, DmC (both original and remake), Skyrim, the infinite universes theory, inFAMOUS, Marvel, and a bunch of other junk that I can't name.

My dislikes include hiatus, story discontinuation, Yaoi, snakes, batshit crazy fangirls, overly political works, and SJWs.

My hobbies, gaming, writing, comics, and existential crises.

My dreams, I ain't got none."

Random Shit:

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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever gone for 24 hours without sleep copy this onto your profile!

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"Listen sir...when I was born, I was BLACKWhen I grew up, I was BLACK,When I'm sick, I'm BLACK,When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK,When I'm cold, I'm BLACK,When I die, I'll be BLACK.But you sir,When you are born, you're PINKWhen you grow up, you're WHITE,When you're sick, you're GREEN,When you go in the sun, you turn RED,When you're cold, you turn BLUE,And when you die, you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

Put this on your page if you hate racism

So true!!!

17 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WALMART

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in a official tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away.

6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9.Look write into the security camerause it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme.

12.In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look'', using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!''

14.When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetal position and scream...''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting"Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

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If you can read this message, you are Awesome, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If your one of those weird people who hate war but love violence, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

I agree with the dictionary... ...Girls before Guys, Fun before Studying, Friends before Love

A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.Add this if you Belive this should be true in real life! :)

Unspoken Rules Of Being Badass:

1. A badass does not talk about being a badass. Period.
2. A badass does not try to be a badass or look tough. A badass simply is a badass.
3. A badass stays true to themselves, always. This means being themselves for themselves, and not being fake to impress others.
4. A badass does not give up. Badasses will always push themselves for the better, no matter how hard it gets.
5. A badass is not a jerk. A badass does not prey on the weak, and shows kindness in return to those who are kind.
6. A badass knows his/her limits. Don't be stupid, you're not Superman, you'll die if you jump off a building.
7. A badass does not make enemies or go looking for fights. They do not get into fights that aren't worth fighting either.

Any breaking of these rules is grounds revoking of the status of being a badass. If this happens, a badass must once again prove they are worthy of being badass by following the rules. A badass can only be determined by the opinions of others.

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

Copy and paste this if you have discovered an extreme amount of respect for this student and believe he should've instantly graduated.