Moving to a new town and attending a new school was something I could handle. But when the school is filled with an enthusiastic ramen lover, a stoic guy with hair that looks like a ducks butt, a mad pyrotechnic she-male, an insane religious psycho, and a teacher who shows you erotic tapes just because the class is called "Health" - well, that changes things. One OC warning.

As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]

What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!