AU John meets Sherlock as he struggles with the most pressing mystery of mankind: high school. Sherlock is the cohesively intriguing and insufferable misfit who, despite John's good judgement, becomes his one and only friend. Putting aside the school's speculations about them, the duo elect instead to inspect the mysterious murder of local rivaling schools. Fun, fluff, and romance.

Sherlock grapples with his feelings for Dr. Watson and creates a plan to win his flatmate's heart. "And John would come in, and they would talk and argue and laugh, and Sherlock would "delete" his feelings. The trouble was, unlike the other information, the feelings always came back." Characters: Sherlock, John, M. Morstan, Mycroft, Mrs. H, Molly, etc. Post-season one.

".. / .-.. - ...- . / -.- - ..- .-.-.-" Sherlock and John are both getting horribly annoyed with each other - "Why can't he just do what I want him to do?" S/J Fluff. I think.

"I wish you would stop that." Sherlock grumbles. "Stop what?" "Telling everyone... that we're not a couple!" The boys aren't fooling anyone and this constant denial is getting tedious. Why can't they just stop lying to themselves and everyone else?

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!

"He knew this would happen, and you still won't leave because you're a self-sacrificing idiot. You're the one he'll burn to get to me, can't you see that?" Sherlock/John

And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John