Hey everybody! My name is Deni, and I'm new to fanfic! I mostly use my account for reading and reviewing the awesome stories on here, but who knows! I might decide to add my own fanfic some day! ;) So, not much to tell about me... I have two adorable black male standard poodles named Jerry and Stuart, I'm a twin, I love the Maximum Ride, Boy Sherlock Holmes, and Warriors series. My fave solo books are Whale Talk, The Outsiders, Daddy's Little Girl, The Killer Angels, Gods and Generals, The Last Full Measure and Black Beauty. Swimming is the best thing EVER! Also I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm funny, random, laugh a lot, hyper, and am over all pretty easy to get along with! =3 I don't have much of a dark side but if you get on it, BE AFRAID! And one last thing, William Moseley is hot! And on that note, shockingly no, I'm not British... ~xoxDenixox

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