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Joined 08-17-09, id: 2051242, Profile Updated: 09-22-09

Pen Name - My pen name is fossils because my friend Quokka decided that when my hair dries out it looks like fossils. that's what you get for being friends with some one called Quokka the Unco. ha ha (: Hair colour- brown and blonde Eye colour- Brown Height- 5 foot 5 or 6 or some thing close to that Over-used phrase- Well, what made you think that I was a very nice person? Hobbies- Scouts, reading, writing, camping, annoying people (there's just something enormously satisfying about annoying the crap out of people!) hanging round with my awesome friends!Oh don't forget snowboarding and rifling (only at targets not animals) and umm... i like cooking. Friends- Buddy W, Quokka and Annoniemouse my 3 best friends from School

Random Rants- I fkn hate stereotyping it's extremely unfair and stupid and annoying and disrespectful and so goddamn grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Quokka it's all your fault for getting me addicted to this site and I'm going to blame you 'till you take your last breath and if I'm still alive at your funeral I'll be mumbling under my breath about how in yr 8 you got me addicted to this site... on second thoughts I don't think I'll remmber in between balling my eyes out and poking the person in front of me and telling them that it's all their fault that your gone (: hmm don't I always make alot of sense! Buddy W! why are you going to leave me alone with these 2 nut jobs at the end of the year? HMMMM. . . All well I guess we'll just have to invade your new skool and freak them out to the point were we won't have to fight to get through the corridor because people will try to avoid us at all cost! yes, I like that idea very much. Annoniemouse annoniemouse he he I love your pen name Iit's so cute! OMG! I just ate PIE! Ha ha now I'm eating Ice cream! Back to steriotyping- Yes I am a SCOUT (by the way I am a girl) and I hate it how people steriotype it because scouts has played a major role in my life and my friends there are awesome and one thing that people think of when some one says scouts is some one in the old tacky uniform, helping a little old lady cross the road, I think that me and my friends at scouts would more likely push her in front of a bus and watch as she got run over, and if we were driving we'd put it in reverse and do it again! - by the way I have nothing against old people it just sounds like fun running some one over- metaphorically of course. Also we don't go walking round naming the names of random plants and tying knotes, well yeah we learn knotes but not every single time mabye a couple times a year! I would much rather walk around meeting randoms and lighting things on fire- Oh yeah did I mention just about every scout is a piromaniac? I really suck at spelling that half the time I don't even spell my own name right so if your going through my profile picking up on all my spelling mistakes well, good for you I don't want to know about it because when I clicked on spell check and just about every 3rd word was wrong and I'm too lazy to go through a nd fix them all! Okay I think I'm done with my Random ranting that has every thing and nothing to do with any one that thinks of icy poles on a hot day.

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If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile - I'm not American, but this definetly applies to me :)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. -I like never annyones name so most people expect this of me.

If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.- What if you were trying to avoid it it just walk in front of you? oh by the way I've had my fair share of tree's do this to me as well!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile- You feel so much better after one of these though!

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of/behind you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile- whats even funnier than doing this is when your best friend does it then a door falls on her!

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If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny I must be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a punk, so I MUST do Drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be be ugly... or Crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist. I'm a scout so I MUST want to help little old ladies cross the road.- I think that me and my friends at scouts would more likely push her in front of a bus and watch as she got run over, and if we were driving we'd put it in reverse and do it again! - by the way I have nothing against old people it just sounds like fun running some one over- metaphorically of course.

My Fav Quotes

'I never knew that you could feel sorry for someone who dosn't exsit. It's like feeling sorry for your imaginary friend when they drop their ice-cream' - Me - Okay I was feeling sorry for Link Because he's an orphan and I know this is really sad but I was almost Crying in the middle of class.

'I don't know what is more sad; the fact that my report smelt like coffee, or that the teacher sniffed it when I said so' - Quokka

'Hmm... I haven't heard that voice in my head before!'- Buddy W

'Tam why are you hugging a kettle?' - Someone walks into the kitchen at scouts and asks the person next me this question ha ha

'I'm not a caffiene addict!'- Quokka - she says this as she opens her locker and an avalanche of Ice Break (yummmmmmmmmmmm) falls out. Very convincing.

Fav Teacher at the moment it's my maths/science teacher because i wrestled my best friend (Quokka) to the ground and was strangling her (don't worry she could braeth... just) and he walked up to us looked at our books, seen that we'd finished our work, turned around and walked off, despite Quokka turning blue!

He's now been taken over by my english teacher because Quokka and I were in his car (school thingy) and our favorite song came on so he turned it up so that we could sing along! That and I can get a way with just about anything in his class.

WARNING- I would like to warn people that i am an extremly violent person (in a good way) and also a sevre piromaniac, but don't worry I don't kneed help! :) I also have a sort of twisted Humor, Did ya notice? Hmmm... mabye I should put this further up my profile, Nah I'll just scare everyone for life for the fun of it! he he he evil laugh I love bein' me!

One more thing I AM a nice person it just depends on how you meet me a whether I like you or not. seriously though I havent set someone on fire, or stabbed or killed someone. Although I have come extremely close to these things I mean REALLY REALLY close but it just shows that I have enough self control not to!

One Year Only by buddy w reviews
Zelda starts at a new school. After a disasterous first day, she makes her first real friends. On the side, Zelda is studying. Her dad is determinded for her to get a scholarship into a better school. Question is, does she want to?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,144 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Zelda, Link