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Favorite quotes

"Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet he still lives today...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you truly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son...

Then copy and paste this to your profile...

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

I blieve in god not because of the Bible, but becuase of my heart." -Wise person on Fanfiction

"There is nothing more dangerous than being in the presence of lions when they are fully awakened." -Lisa Bevere

Other stuff

Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir."

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could... in fact most of us would if we could...God doesn't." [No answer.] "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" [No answer] The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones. "Let's start again, young fella...Is God good?"

"Er... Yes."

"Is Satan good?"

"No."

"Where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From... God..."

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns to the smirking, student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"

"Yes."

"Who created evil? [No answer] "Is there sickness in this world? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world? "

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"Who created them?" [No answer] The professor suddenly shouts at his student. "WHO CREATED THEM? TELL ME, PLEASE!" The professor closes in for the kill and climbs into the Christian's face. In a still small voice: "God created all evil, didn't He, son?" [No answer]

The student tries to hold the steady, experienced gaze and fails. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace the front of the classroom like an aging panther. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues, "how is it that this God is good if He created all evil throughout all time?" The professor swishes his arms around to encompass the wickedness of the world. "All the hatred, the brutality, all the pain, all the torture, all the death and ugliness and all the suffering created by this good God is all over the world, isn't it, young man?" [No answer] "Don't you see it all over the place? Huh?" [Pause] "Don't you?" The professor leans into the student's face again and whispers, "Is God good?" [No answer] "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor. I do."

The old man shakes his head sadly. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen your Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir. I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus...in fact, do you have any sensory perception of your God whatsoever?" [No answer] "Answer me, please."

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"You're AFRAID...you haven't?"

"No, sir."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"...Yes..."

"That takes FAITH!" The professor smiles sagely at the underling. "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Where is your God now?" [The student doesn't answer] "Sit down, please."

The Christian sits...Defeated.

Another Christian raises his hand. "Professor, may I address the class?"

The professor turns and smiles. "Ah, another Christian in the vanguard! Come, come, young man. Speak some proper wisdom to the gathering."

The Christian looks around the room. "Some interesting points you are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you. Is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"Is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor's grin freezes. The room suddenly goes very cold.

The second Christian continues. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold, otherwise we would be able to go colder than 458 - You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. Because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just..," [Silence fills the room] "...the absence of it." [More silence. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom.] "Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?"

"That's a dumb question, son. What is night if it isn't darkness? What are you getting at...?"

"So you say there is such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes..."

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something, it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, Darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker and give me a jar of it. Can you...give me a jar of darker darkness, professor?"

Despite himself, the professor smiles at the young effrontery before him. This will indeed be a good semester. "Would you mind telling us what your point is, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with and so your conclusion must be in error..."

The professor goes toxic. "Flawed...? How dare you...!"

"Sir, may I explain what I mean?" The class is all ears.

"Explain...oh explain..." The professor makes an admirable effort to regain control. Suddenly he is affability itself. He waves his hand to silence the class, for the student to continue.

"You are working on the premise of duality," the Christian explains. "That for example there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science cannot even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism but has never seen, much less fully understood them. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, merely the absence of it."

The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk of a neighbor who has been reading it. "Here is one of the most disgusting tabloids this country hosts, professor. Is there such a thing as immorality?"

"Of course there is, now look..."

"Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence of morality. Is there such thing as injustice? No. Injustice is the absence of justice. Is there such a thing as evil?" The Christian pauses. "Isn't evil the absence of good?" [The teacher is temporarily speechless.] The Christian continues. "If there is evil in the world, professor, and we all agree there is, then God, if he exists, must be accomplishing a work through the agency of evil. What is that work, God is accomplishing? The Bible tells us it is to see if each one of us will, of our own free will, choose good over evil."

The professor bridles. "As a philosophical scientist, I don't view this matter as having anything to do with any choice; as a realist, I absolutely do not recognize the concept of God or any other theological factor as being part of the world equation because God is not observable."

"I would have thought that the absence of God's moral code in this world is probably one of the most observable phenomena going," the Christian replies. "Newspapers make billions of dollars reporting it every week! Tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" [The professor makes a sucking sound with his teeth and gives his student a silent, stony stare.] "Professor. Since no-one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a priest?"

"I'll overlook your impudence in the light of our philosophical discussion. Now, have you quite finished?" the professor hisses.

"So you don't accept God's moral code to do what is righteous?"

"I believe in what is-that's science!"

"Ahh! SCIENCE!" the student's face splits into a grin. "Sir, you rightly state that science is the study of observed phenomena. Science too is a premise which is flawed..."

"SCIENCE IS FLAWED?" the professor splutters. The class is in uproar.

The Christian remains standing until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, may I give you an example of what I mean?" [The professor wisely keeps silent.] The Christian looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out in laughter.The Christian points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain...felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain?" No one appears to have done so. The Christian shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one here has had any sensory perception of the professor's brain whatsoever. Well, according to the rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science, I DECLARE that the professor has no brain."

The class is in chaos. The Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is for.

If you believe in God, copy, paste in your profile, then add your name to the list: Doctor Frostybuscus, PrincessOfChocolate2

Do this one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Meko

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. Black

3. your first initial? G

4. your month of birth? February

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Ariella

7. your favorite number? 15

8. do you like California of Florida more? I have issues with Florida, so California

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) For Mom to get her wish.

Now, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person. (Well, he's a cat, so...)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (I'd say that's right)

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (Again, right)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (What if I don't want to fall in love?)

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. (I think I know what you're talking about)

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (Well, she's my sister)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (I want more than 15 close friends)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. (I did walk across a pipeline that was 15 feet above ground there.)

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.(I've been told that a lot)

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday (*sigh* I wish... I'd need $100,000 for that to happen)

YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice (Heck no!)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:11/25 Wow, I'm more like a guy then I thought

YOUR GIRL SIDE

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink.
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.(I love wearing the color black.)
x You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(Who doesn't?)
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I don't get it)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love going to the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything. (I'm more into the sidekick thing)

TOTAL: 12/24 I'm only half girl? This is troubling news.

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
x You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 1/11 Awesome, I'm not a prep!

GOTHIC

xBlack is one of your favourite colors.
xYou have thought about death. (Before you're like, "Why!?!?!" I thought about how HORRIBLE it would be to die young. Not about how great it would be...)
xYou wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
x You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
x You have worn black lipstick.
x Your hair was/is dark.(Naturally)
X You dislike preps.

Total: 7/8 Now I'm concerned

PUNK

You can skateboard (I wish)
x You’ve worn plaid.
x You like Converse.
x You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I might get streaks when I'm older, though)
You dislike pink.
x You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 4/8 Cool! I'm half punk!

GEEK

x You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
x You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
xYou get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like. (Half and half)
You have a curfew.
x You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6/10 I always knew I was a geek

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
x You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
x You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. (I would, but I don't have any...)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
x You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
x You have a specific number. (15, or 3)

Total: 4/9 So I'm not as athletic as I though I was...

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST!! (I was)

1 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 () You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 () You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle (I jumped out/off of a bicycle. It is a vehicle. It counts.)
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 () You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 () You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 (x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow
18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 () You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class (I was in the fifth grade and my teacher was boring)
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 () You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 () People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug (Ants are spicy. XP)
28 () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 () You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 () You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)
31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 () You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you (I know not to use big words around my friends. :3)
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused (I ALWAYS tilt my head when I'm confused. That, plus raise my eyebrow.)
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a dis-formed heart

Total- 17/40

Try Not to Cry (I did. A lot.)

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Don't Drink and Drive

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming,
Mom Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

My name is Tiffany
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- Um... *sarcastically* Oh I don't know. This?

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- No. I'm an angel. :3

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- Honestly, I don't remember.

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Nope

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- My dad

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- Nope

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- Yeah. My friends.

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- I used to.

Honestly, who did you copy/paste this from?- a person on Fanfiction

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?- In my mouth or from a bubble mix? Yes to both

Can you dance?- No. I suck.

Can you do a cartwheel?- Nah. I just end up rolling on the ground

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?- No I cannot

Can you whistle?- I wish

Can you wiggle your ears?- Nope.

Can you wiggle your nose?- I'm not sure what that means

Can you roll your tongue?- Yup.

Can you make a clover with your tongue?- Huh?

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you're mad?- I do things to get my mind off it until I forget that I'm mad.

Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- I make myself cry sometimes

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cry your heart out?- Several times.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?- More than I want to admit

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- no

Ever cried over the opposite gender?- Yes. My dad.

Ever cried over the same gender?- nope.

Do you cry when you get an injury?- Yeah

Do certain songs make you cry?- No

Do certain movies make you cry?- Most

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?- Of course.

What makes you the happiest?- My family and my friends.

Does being with your friends make you happy?- Read above.

Do you believe in yourself?- Heck yeah!

Do you wish you were happier?- If I was any happier, I would explode

Is being happy overrated?- Happiness being overrated is an oxymoron

Does music make you happy?- yeah

HATE SECTION:

Do you actually hate anyone?- Only one. And I'm trying to stop.

Ever made a hit-list?- What's a hit-list?

Have you ever been on a hit-list?- How would I know if I was on a hit-list?

Are you a mean bully?- No. Bulling is for weak people.

Do you hate your President?- very much

CURRENTLY WEARING?:

What shirt are you wearing?- a purple one

Shoes?: none

Necklace(s): None.

HAVE YOU EVER?:

Hugged someone?- Yeah. Family and friends

Laughed so hard you cried?- More often than I'd like to admit

Kissed someone?- nope. Never had my first kiss, because boyfriends can wait until after collage.

THE LAST:

Person you spoke to in person?- My mom.

Person you talked to online?- person on Fanfiction

Person you hugged?- My mom

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?- If this is a survey of sorts then yes.

Do you get along with your parents?- Only my mom

Do you have mental breakdowns?- no

CURRENT:

Current mood?- happy

Current hair-style?- down. I don't do anything to my hair.

Current windows open?- fanfiction.net (X3)

Current desktop picture?- Black and white picture of the ocean

THE DIDS:

Did you ever get into a fist-fight in school?- no.

Did you ever run away from home?- Nope. I'm a good child.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?- yeah

Did you ever want to be a firefighter?- Nope

THE DO'S:

Do you know how to swim?- Yeah

Do you like roller-coasters?- Most.

Do you own a bike?- no

Do you think you could handle the stuff on reality shows?- I don't watch reality shows, so I wouldn't know

THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family?- Nope.

Does you car get good gas mileage?- Um... I don't know.

Does your family have family picnics?- no

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?- More times then I could count

Have you ever been to the ocean?- I could live there

Have you ever painted your nails?- heck yeah

THE HOWS?

How tall are you?- 5'7"

How much money do you have right now?- 20 bucks

THE LASTS:

The last person you hung out with? My mom

Last thing someone said to you?: "Don't forget to feed the dogs."

Last thing you said out loud?- "Last thing you said out loud?"

THE WHATS?:

What are you listening to?- My air conditioner

What is the weather outside?- hot

What radio station do you listen to?- Air1