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 Author has written 4 stories for American Horror Story, Stranger Things, 2016, and Game of Thrones. q.q |
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What We Do in the Basement by Magladin reviews
Mike gets picked on at school. El is the new girl. MIke's favorite hobby is watching porn to get himself ready for when he can finally leave Hawkins and start fresh. They get paired together for a school project and get to know each other REALLY well in Mike's basement.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/13 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W.
Losing My Religion by Magladin reviews
AU where Mike's dad is a fire and brimstone spouting evangelical preacher and El and Mike meet at church. This is SUPER SMUTTY and super angsty. If you're easily offended by church sex or anything like that, maybe this story isn't for you. I'd rate it a hard E if possible. Story is finished and I'll update frequently. Oh, I should mention that THIS IS SMUTTY
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,249 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Complete
Thunderbolt and Lightning by Magladin reviews
After El defeated the demogorgon Mike's parents took her in just like he had said they would. It's been a few years almost, and despite how much Karen Wheeler wants El (or Jane) to think of herself as Mike's sister, neither of them can do that. And she's terribly afraid of thunderstorms. Only Mike can make her feel better about that. Shameless smut, warning apply
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2018 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W. - Complete
The King's Bastards by TheCoolKid15 reviews
King Joffrey follows in his father's footsteps, impregnating any girl he so wishes. These are the tales that ensue.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,129 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Margaery T., Sansa S., Joffrey B.
The Life You Deserve by FangirlingStrangerThings reviews
A coming of age story focusing on El and Mike, their friends and family as they go through the ups and downs of adolescence. Takes place right after El closes the gate and will follow the party as they struggle through teenage and adult life. Rated Mature for future Smut. *Winner of Best Romance Story in the Stranger Things Levoes Awards (Thank you SO much!)*
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 322,659 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Complete
A life long secret by Laharls Vassal reviews
Lisa has always loved her brother despite the choices he has made in his life but because of the recent distance between them relationship wise, she is not sure how to show her love anymore. Warning, incest. If this idea does not appeal to you then I would not bother reading this. I do not own any of the simpson characters.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Bart S., Lisa S.
Skein by fire-is-my-happy-place reviews
A first person account of how the Joker seduced Harleen Quinzel, his betrayal of her, and her subsequent relationship with Poison Ivy. (A reinterpretation of the Mad Love story line) WARNING: THIS IS NOT AN EMPATHETIC JOKER. DO NOT READ THIS EXPECTING A JOKER ANTI-HERO.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,337 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker
How It All Ends by ReneyyySprouse reviews
Stendy, Kybe - Wendy left South Park two years ago. Stan swore that he would never let himself fall for her again. Because they would only eventually break up - they always did. That was always how it all ended. Wasn't it? - (Rated for swearing, drinking, sex, etc) Stan/Wendy/OCx2 Kyle/Bebe
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 209,226 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Mommy's favorite by rocket505 reviews
Ms. Cartman tells Eric he can have whatever he wants. now was that really a good idea? Warning: there is incest, don't like don't read M for sexual content
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2015
JXHQ: Jealousy by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolanverse!) When Harley spends a little too much time with Poison Ivy, the Joker gets a little jealous. When Harley talks back, heh, heh, well... (Non con smut, rape/abuse/humil, etc. Don't read if you're bothered by these themes.)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Like We Never Loved At All by ChapterHappy reviews
Michael realizes that Amanda is cheating on him with Fabian. That was what she wanted wasn't it? To cause him the same pain he had caused her? He doesn't react like she expected though and leaves her unsure of what she wanted anymore.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Michael D., Amanda D.
The Thrill and the Hurting by Harmonic Friction reviews
Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey's games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king's desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid,he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 151,240 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Cersei L., Sandor C.
A Superhero's Weakness by xonceinadream reviews
[Disney-Kink Fill] Violet doesn't know how she ended up here, panties around her knees and Syndrome's fingers up her skirt.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Violet P., Syndrome] - Complete
You Deserve Better by The Writing Crow reviews
Tim helps Barbara get over Dick. Or the other way around. Rated M for explicit sexual content. One-shot.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Barbara G., Timothy D.] - Complete
Pompous by fadingfast92492 reviews
One-shot Chuck/Serena. "I'm Chuck Bass." We all know this explains everything.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Chuck, Serena
Manipulation and Seduction by TheRedViper reviews
When Margaery Tyrell enters Joffrey's bedchamber, he is not expecting what is about to happen. Yet another one-off, though I am going to make a series of these, and possibly put them all into a larger story later on. As always, very graphic.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Margaery T., Joffrey B. - Complete
Contact by movieholic reviews
With a few deep breaths to steady himself, he finally looked into the mirror and tried to assess the damage.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Michael D., Amanda D. - Complete
Wall, Hearth, and Home by RedSmileyFace reviews
Alternate Universe. All characters are either a wildling, a crow on the wall, a companion at the brothel, or some combination of the above. For mature, and open, readers. Final warning, for mature only. Multiple pairings.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,969 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
A Face Only a Mother Could Love by Orange Parka Kid reviews
Cartman has found out a horrible secret and only his mother can help him. Rated M because, well, you'll find out.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
Strobe Light by dirtydarkness418 reviews
AU - He had to have her. He saw her legs, her pushed up breasts, her contagious smile and long, golden hair and just knew. She had to be his tonight. CS o/s SMUT
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Chuck, Serena - Complete
Perfect by theredpoofballhat reviews
Wendy Testaburger is a perfectionist, but her life is anything but perfect now. Told in a flashback to senior year of high school. CartmanxWendy, LEMON. please R & R!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Time by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Finally, a moment alone. Hetero smut. weird, amirite? Stendy
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Were the Simpsons Ever Normal? by MauMauKa reviews
Bart has a secret. As it turns out, so does Lisa...
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bart S., Lisa S.
Kitty Cravings by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
I lost a bet, so I can't take this down...ever. DON'T READ THIS! I seriously recommend NOT reading it. Rated M for a reason!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Bebe S., Kenny M. - Complete
Boyish Attitude by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Wendy wants to spice things up, but Stan is a bit off-set by her approach. Mostly because he initially questions his sexuality. Cross-dressing Wendy, Stendy smut, pegging.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Chuck and Blair by WhenTheWorldComesDown reviews
Chuck and Blair's relationship throughout the TV series. Chuck and Blair's thoughts during the episodes. Rated K for now but will go up to M because of the limo scene in Season 1.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Sharing DNA by Kensley-Jackson reviews
CS. Rated M.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Chuck, Serena - Complete
A Stepbrother's Love by Miss McKeil reviews
Chuck and Serena can't fight it any more.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Chuck, Serena
The Black Sheep by herdanhar reviews
Oneshot. AU Season one. Chuck and Serena find each other in an unused lab at school before their parents wedding to remember their dirty past.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Chuck, Serena - Complete
Remorse by Luna C. Starque reviews
I'm not quite sure why I wrote this, it's kind of depressing and it was meant to be happy. Kenny/Bebe oneshot. Rated M, just to be safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kenny M., Bebe S. - Complete
Booty Call by Twinkletoes McGee reviews
Bebe recieves an annoying call from our favorite SP perv, Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Bebe S., Kenny M. - Complete
Will You Be There? by Marcipie reviews
Bloo needs some comforting after a dream gone wrong. Who does he turn to but the caretaker of Foster's? R&R. One-shot.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Sadistic Pup by Del Schiz reviews
George's discipline of Tommy, following Evan's 'advice'. Fratverse [1 of 1] [Note: The title might not be an exact quote, but follows the guidelines about being 'clean' in title and summary.]
Butterfly Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
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Fallen Angel reviews
Angsty AU, underage smut. Margaery is a beautiful, young queen and is so good at being the perfect, loving wife of King Joffrey. Isolated in this glamorous, royal lifestyle, she falls deeply in love with him, however, things get messy and complicated in life at the Red Keep when her strange, new feelings for Sansa Stark tangle in. Language, underage sex, violence, F/F/M threesome;)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 5/27 - Margaery T., Sansa S., Cersei L., Joffrey B.
Sinful
One shot ;) Margery and Joffrey run off together and we all know what they're up to. Read at your own risk ;P Church sex and graphic underage smut! (This is actually just a scene from a story I have uploaded here called Fallen Angel, if you're interested in more)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25 - [Margaery T., Joffrey B.] Jaime L., Cersei L.
Tonight reviews
One shot set a few months after the Snowball dance. Mike invites El to sleep over at his house while his parents are gone for the weekend. (WARNING underage sex)
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W. - Complete
Play Dirty reviews
Dandy Mott is a perfectly groomed, aristocratic boy. Dakota is a sweet but troublesome girl. Her whole childhood she had known Dandy as her best friend. Her playmate. She was his partner in crime. She stuck with him through good times and bad, but as she grew she didn't except to fall in love with him. But, hey, love has a funny way.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 11/9/2015 - OC, Dandy M.