Hi there,

Fellow insane person? Sweet.

Avid reader of kakairu? Now we're getting somewhere!

Basic info of dear Iruka Lover:
Nickname: [The] Silent Stranger, Terris Mayweather.
Gender: Male
Lives in: The insanity of the mind.
Language: English with some Italian.
Current occupation: Wasting life away with wonderful stories.
Favorite hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, and dancing in the rain.
Special features: Extremely perverted mind, Strange personality, habit of writing dark, dark, poetry, and enjoying the suffering of others to an extent.
Uncommon life experience: Talking to spirits.
Indulges into: Male gay romance and porn (kukuku), videogames, long hours of fanfiction that deprive him of sleep, burritos and nacho cheese, and spending time with his most important friends.
Zodiac: Sagittarius

Favorites of all time:
Drink of choice: Cream Soda
Favorite movie: Sucker Punch
Favorite Authors/esses: P.C. Kristin Cast, Christopher Paolini, Masashi Kishimoto.
Favorite Comic: Calvin & Hobbes
Favorite books: The House of Night Series, Ranger's Apprentice, Eragon/Inheritance Cycle.
Favorite games: Final Fantasy 7, Kingdom Hearts (Just starting), and Final Fantasy Tactics
Current favorite T.V. series: Modern Family, New Girl, Glee, The Middle, etc. etc. etc.
Favorite Naruto Couples: *KakaIru, KibaNaru (I like this pairing. It works.), GenRai, IzuKo.
Favorite Supporting Couples: GarraxNeji, SasuNaru, HinataxKankuro, GenRai, *IzuKo, GarraxLee.

The* means -- OTP

Thank you for visiting my humble lil' hole! I am obviously a major fan of Naruto, and more specifically Kakairu. (They're perfect for each other and you know it.) I will continue writing and pumping out chapters with love and encouragement from my dear reviewers! (*cough cough, hint hint*). The other half of my time that I spend not on FF is either playing videogames or the life-draining school. I am also somewhat insane. (Yay!) So, that's me in a nutshell. Enjoy your stay! And please please please read and review my stories when they are up! The more motivation and love I have the much faster the stories or chapters come out! :heart: (In case you haven't noticed, I'm a strong review whore. Love you!) Also: I must warn you that I am very insane. My special plot bunny Rodrigo haunts me night and day whispering ideas for these fics or updates... I am terrorized by him because if he wants something done, he is going to be CERTAIN it's done. Even if it means torturing me alive until I end up with only three hours of sleep for school... It's scary peeps... scary... = ( So yeah, that's my random shpeel!

Ciao!
I.L.

My schedule: /*UPDATED REGULARLY!*/ (Well, as regular as possible considering I have a chapter story.)

Works in Progress: ON HIATUS FOR NOW, WILL BE UPDATED EVENTUALLY

Perplexed

Kakairu- Romance/drama (Or angst? With a splash of humor.)

"Iruka always perplexed Kakashi. The chuunin would do things no other chuunin would even try to do Kakashi, or any other jounin for that matter. Just why was Iruka so bold? Kakashi is sure to figure it out!"- I am seriously the world's worst writer and should kill myself. But I have come to inform you all... this story is ON HIATUS nuuuuu!!!! D= Honestly I have no choice but to put it that way because it's been so long since I updated and i feel so bad making all of you wait... I'll update it eventually. I'll finish it eventually. It's just going to be anywhere from a few months to several years...

Possible one-shots up and coming (may not actually appear):

Scars

ClintxSteve- Friendship/Romance

"Clint has always been a quiet and shifty guy. Steve expected that, he was an assassin. But he noticed a red scar on the man when no one was looking." Part of the "Broken Arrow" universe. A one-shot I may eventually write. Or incorporate into a chapter for "Broken Arrow".

I Hate To Love You {Uncertain title}

KibaxNaru- Romance/Drama

"Kiba always assumed Naruto was the definition of a 'fricken ray of sunshine' but when he gets to know the blonde his curiosity begins to confuse both him, and the boy." Originally intended to be a one-shot, but may very well spawn into another SMALL chapter story. I have no clue yet, it's just an idea.

Too Little Too Late {Uncertain title}

Kakairu- Tragedy/Angst

"Iruka has been sent on a secret ANBU mission. Rank: A. Description: Get Hatake Kakashi. Only problem is, that the "chuunin" has never really liked the man... Right?" The results of being emo from time-to-time, and therefore inspiration coming and tackling depressing thoughts. Warning: probably will make you bawl your eyes out. (I hope!... sorta'...)

The Darkside of Youth

GaixKakashixIruka- FRIENDSHIP/Angst

"Gai has been well-known for his constant spouts of "youth", "love", and "springtime", but what lies underneath the underneath of that happy exterior? Is it all just a well thought out act?" It's pretty much an angsty and "in-depth" take on Maito Gai. Kakashi is his friend, and Iruka by extension of Kakashi is too.

Broken Arrow

WRITTEN AND COMPLETE

ClintxNatasha- FRIENDSHIP/Hurt/Comfort

"Clint comes home from a mission; exhausted, tired, and emotionally unstable. Natasha is there waiting for him." 1 month after New York. HINTED one-sided(?) StevexClint and FRIENDSHIP NatashaxClint. Angst galore.

Bittersweet

WRITTEN AND COMPLETE

Kakairu- Romance/Angst

"Iruka and Kakashi love each other, but he had to leave on an uncertain mission. Iruka wishes he had said those words again as he tries to cope with the silence." A songfic that was inspired by the song "Bittersweet" by Within Temptation. Angsty, but happy too!

Void

WRITTEN AND COMPLETE

Kakairu- Angst/Tragedy

"Iruka was recently killed on a mission and many mourn his death, but a certain jounin doesn't really care. He never knew the man, so why did he feel a deep sorrow and emptiness in his heart?" A super sad fic idea I had and considered it an awesome idea! But it is really, really, really, sad... I am unsure when I will write it. Likely when I get writer's block on Perplexed... } _ } Turns out I registered the wrong character and now all of you got an e-mail saying it's Kankuro. -.-' It is Kakairu. Not that weird crack pairing.

Mistletoe

WRITTEN AND COMPLETE!

Kakairu- Romance/Humor

"Kakashi is bored and learns of an interesting action that mistletoe usually causes. He wants to try it out." Christmas fic to get into the season and nothing but fluff really. Perhaps crackish. :D

Finished Stories:

-Bittersweet

-Comfort

-Mistletoe

-The Rhythm of Our Hearts

-Void

Feel free to PM requests! But I will only accept Naruto YAOI pairings at the moment.

Or you can also just PM ideas and just talk to me about my stories and planned stories! I would LOVE a good chat!

Random fun and amusing things to waste your time on (mostly from TjRythum);

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(='.'=) This is my bunny Shale. help the bunnys achieve World
(")_(") Domination! Come join the Dark Side! We have YAOI! ("My" being TjRythum. Such a dear. Spread the bunny!)

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

My friends used to be normal...then they met me...

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

(All from TjRythum)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

(Again, all from TjRythum. So funny. XD)