Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!

Forcing Stefan to dress in a handcrafted curtain toga, getting married in Vegas, dressing as a woman called Delilah, being forced to move into the Mikaelson home for a week, hugging Klaus, playing Twister with Elijah... Damon's new Bucket List really gets him into some strange situations.

Three times that Klaus did as Caroline wished...and one time he didn't.

Love makes no sense, especially not when you feel attracted to the man who is your worst enemy. A man who is supposed to have no heart, no soul. A man who has no humanity left. Or does he? Klaus/Caroline Rated T, because I say so.

The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.

"You know what you should do? Get over that 'I-have-to-have-feelings-for-the-men-I-sleep-with' crap. Go to some random bar, flirt with some good looking guy and get laid. Casual, recreational, no strings attached." Damon said. Caroline should have known better than to listen. AU/AH

The girls come up with a plan to send Caroline back in time to kill Klaus before he ever arrives in Mystic Falls. But it turns out their plan won't be as simple as they thought. Especially when Caroline gets stuck in the past & only has Klaus to rely on.

[ONESHOT] Given the choice, he would choose her every single time. Even with the certainty of pain. (set in the future)

Post 4x09. Caroline is upset and Klaus doesn't want to play games anymore. Can they really be honest with each other and reach an understanding?

This is a drabble of what I wanted to happen in 4X09 between Caroline and Klaus after Caroline finds out about Tyler's plan.

Based on promo stills for 4x07 (written before 4x07 aired), and set after the Miss Mystic Falls Pageant. Damon and Klaus end up at the Mystic Grill, drunk and discussing their most recent problems with two certain women in their lives. Klaus/Caroline and Damon/Elena pairings, more Klaus/Caroline, though.

ONE-SHOT! Klaus has lived in his apartment for two years and after an incident with one elderly female neighbour, some funky tasting milk and his butt being groped in the elevator, he's not too thrilled by Stefan's suggestion for him to get to know his other neighbour. AU/AH

London, a place of adventure, mischief and romance. Enjoy it while you can, if you're not careful, what you once loved may jusy slip through your fingertips, "The number you are trying to call does not exist. Please try again" {AU / Inspiration from: the movie 'PS. I love you'}

Hermione is in her fifth year. Like Harry and the other students, she can't forget what happened in the maze. But mostly, she's feeling guilty: she didn't help Diggory when he asked for it. Could bringing Cedric back to life be the perfect way to redeem herself?

An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D

Caroline gets a visit from someone who opens to eyes on how even the most horrible people can change for the ones they love. One shot, maybe sequel. Rated T for swearing

She gasps, clapping her hands over her eyes. "You're naked! Oh my god, you're naked." she moves one hand, waving it at him, "Stop being naked!" / Or, Klaus ends up on Caroline's porch the morning after that first full moon, and really, when a hot naked guy knocks on your door and asks for a cup of tea, you can't say no. -— Klaus/Caroline, AU. Complete

Human AU, where Klaus promises he's not a serial killer, and Caroline lets him in.

Klaroline drabbles. Everything up to 3x15 has happened. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

'Alaric smiles at her, and his smile sends chills up her spine. It's the sort of smile that just does not look natural on his face. Alaric never smiles like that.' In the brief time spent "borrowing" Alaric Saltzman's body, Klaus gathers intel from an unlikely source: Caroline. And then the obsession begins.

A Klaroline drabble: In which the green-eyed monster wreaks havoc on Caroline's heart.

Trying to find out which Original the gangs bloodline leads to, Bonnie produces a spell that sends Caroline into the past; learning more about Klaus and uncovering secrets she never expected, Caroline begins to realize that nothing is merely coincidence.

Great, just what she needed – a billion year old evil hybrid, dare she say it, aroused by her insolence. She couldn't help the sudden excitement that rapidly pooled in the pit of her stomach. My god, she was actually humoring him. KLAROLINE-FLUFF-ONESHOT

Elena's missing and everyone knows what this means. Unfortunately, it's Caroline that's been sent to retrieve the doppelganger from the Big Bad Hybrid. Klaroline one-shot.

Caroline is raising a human boy in New York and she keeps it secret. She promised she'll keep Benjamin safe. She promised he'll lead a normal life. The very thought of Klaus finding them strikes terror in her heart. Why is that boy so important?

It was ridiculous because she's known him since she was about five years old. Klaroline one-shot

Caroline decides that she, Matt, and the Originals are going to have a movie night. What could go wrong? Crack fic, you've been warned... Klaroline & Mabekah

80 years after he was dropped in the ocean, a certain hybrid washed up on the beach... "Well Klaus," she said as if he could hear her "I might as well get you inside before someone sees us." She said as she dragged him along the sand to her backdoor.

Set during/after 3x11...

Caroline and Klaus end up in a deserted island, but things aren't what they seem. They soon learn they must rely on each other if they want to stay alive. Emotions run high and matters of the heart come into question. Rated M for later chapters.

in which klaus becomes an art teacher at mystic falls high.

Even the most honorable actions have the potential to reveal Caroline's darkest secret.

He was doing it for his brother, but Elijah couldn't walk away without being touched by what happened in some way.

Random moment where Caroline wants to fight a new vampire and everyone knows better then to let that happen.

The Cullens go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. During Half-Blood Prince. After Breaking Dawn. Rated T. Canon Pairings. Better on the inside.

Cedric and Hermione had a very successful relationship...but what would happen if something happened that caused that success to go down in flames? Follow Cedric and Hermione as they work their way back to that level before everything fellapart.

Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH

Bonnie Bennett has loved Damon Salvatore forever, yet they'd always been best friends. Bonnie will do anything to win his heart, even if she has to change everything about her to be Damons 'type'. ALL HUMAN. DamonxBonnie

The rules are very simple. Each on has got three words and with those words you have to make your partner blush. What could that cause for Bamon? Not good at summaries, but R&R pls. T to be safe.

You know, he isn't really my type. Actually, I got a precise image of my type and I already have found the right guy, the guy that is the one for me. Always has been, and probably will always be. The other guy, he's the one I love. BAMON! R&R please.

It all starts with a dream or a nightmare and leads to an obsession for Damon Salvatore much to Bonnie's unhappiness. How can they work together to get rid of a common enemy, while fighting their growing attraction that started with a dream?

Just then Damon pulled into a lay-by. The road was dark and deserted and he turned to her with lust and something else in his eyes. "Did I hear you right?" He whispered. "You would want that, after all I've done to you?" "Yes," she replied.

When Elena asks Damon Salvatore for a loan, he agrees on the condition that she marries him. What happens when she finds herself falling in love with a man who has told her he will never love her? AU. All human.

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

Bonnie wants Tyler. Tyler doesnt seem interested. Elena has an idea. So she asks Damon to pretend to be Bonnie's boyfriend to get Tyler's attention.. So a love game begins.. Will Bonnie and Damon be convincing and be able to capture Tyler's attention?..

Tyler is hiding something from bride-to-be Bonnie. Damon realizes that he can't let Bonnie marry Tyler, though he's not sure why. Bonnie gets caught in the middle. Bonnie/Damon. Future AU.

Set after Fool Me Once..Bonnie lately has weird dreams about being chased by a strange creature in the woods of Mystic Falls. She confides this to Stefan which is led to the constant guarding of the Salvatore brothers. TheAngelGirl1992 thanksforsummary

What if the main characters of Twilight had been Bonnie and Damon? Complete

As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc

what happens when a simple argument turns into something unexpected

Set during "Founder's day". When Damon thanked her, Bonnie realized that she had made a mistake by not deactivating the device.

Elena's best friend is comming to town, and she only has one goal: to keep her away from Damon, the womanizing older brother of her fiancee. But will she be able to keep Bonnie away from him or will Bonnie be unable to keep herself from falling for him?

Bamon. Damon takes Elena's dare too seriously. Nothing is impossible with Damon, but Bonnie won't budge.

Bella and Emmett are teachers at Forks High, but what happens when Emmett's younger brother comes to teach there as well? What happens when Bella starts passing notes with him? "Check yes or no" All Human; Extreme Fluff - Adding Outtakes

When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.

A Collection of one shots with my new fav pair Hermione and Cedric. This isn't an on going fic and won't be updated much but I'll try. Hope you enjoy.

Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella

Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE

Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.

All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...

This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!

Hermione has changed over the summer without realising it and keeps running into a certain person who has only just noticed her. What happens when people who she thought were her friends change? NO VOLDEMORT.

Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons

Cedric Diggory was not happy. Not one bit. And why was that? All because of a stupid book.

It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH

What would happen if Nessie didn't fall in love with Jake like Quil said? And what if Jaocb was willing to do ANYTHING to get her to fall in love with him? Sorry for the crappy summary but please give it a look!

Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

Cedric/Hermione. Since they met on the Hogwarts Express, both have been intrigued by the other. Can they overcome the obstacles as the Magical World becomes more and more dangerous? Complete.

Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.

Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH

She wore a dress with cherries on it, headed somewhere where she’d be wanted. He was on his way home, to the family that missed him so. Together they’d find love, on the backseat of a Greyhound bus. Edward/Bella, All Human. Very loosely based off the song

Edward is the only son of billionaire Carlisle Cullen. When his life is threatened Edward is sent to live in Forks where he meets some new friends that change his life in ways he never thought possible. But is he safely out of harms way? BxE Canon pairs.

"When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object." - Milan Kundera. Continuation for Indecent Proposal.

Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.

CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"

Edward is infatuated by the girl in the school uniform but when she leaves her black notebook will everything change one-shot AH B/E

After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization

Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. When a mysterious new student turns her world upside down, will she have the strength to resist him, or is she destined to repeat her old mistakes? Will he be able to save her when the past catches up with her? AH

Have a potential Dark Lord looming on the horizon? If you ever want to stop him these 10 easy ish steps are for you!

...that would put me in very close proximity to a gorgeous man that made me lose all sense of time and place and proper behavior. He bent to one knee and the dog jumped into his arms, which was funny because that was exactly what I wanted to do...

My one-shot for the 'Epic T-Rated Contest' co-organized by Bronzehairedgirl620 and in the loving memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal. Would being forced to participate in a 'win a valentine' contest do Bella any good?

Bella meets Edward in college. Edward isn't the easiest person to get to know. EXB. Bella POV. AH.

The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!

Edward is talked into going his sister's club to meet up with an old high school friend. Instead, he follows an upset woman outside, who starts destroying someone's truck. That woman is none other than his first love, Bella Swan. Song inspired.

Once upon a time there were three very different girls, who grew up to be very different women. They are brilliant. They are beautiful and they work for me. My name is Carlisle. AU/AH/OOC/Canon pairings. Rated M for a reason.

Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH

He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; “I’m assuming this note came from the book thief?” - AU

EDITED. Multi-millionaire Edward Cullen makes a proposal that Jacob Black can't resist. Written for the SMC Contest.

I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.

Emmett Cullen gets put into Bella's math class. Hilarity is guaranteed when Emmett "falls asleep" in class. slightly crackfic.

Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU

I hated that I couldn’t hear her voice, her thoughts, or her laugh. I hated that I didn’t even know who she was. Edward Cullen is an up and coming actor who dreams of a mysterious girl... who could she be? All human AN:NEEDS EDITING - First Fic

This is an interview with Cedric Diggory, Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen. Of course the other characters of Twilight and, too, Harry Potter, have their appearances. The poor interviewer... :

Hermione Granger is having horrible dreams about the death of a certain student. After finding an unlikely mentor she learns the terrible truth. These are not dreams. They are visions of the future. A future, no matter how terrible, she can never change.

Edward has fallen in love with one of his students, the trouble is, she won't even look at him.

Hermione Granger had a complex... the paper had read. She had a complex about comforting boys who not only faced Voldermort but survived against him aswell. What silly and utter rubbish that was.

Bella and Edward are a divorced couple. Tentative friends, they call each other every year on Christmas Eve and reminisce about the days when they were in love. Will they ever realize that they can’t live without each other? A Christmas Short Story

“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”

/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!

Bella and her parents are on vacation in London for Christmas. When she meets a handsome Londoner, Edward, while out in the city, she gets more than she ever dreamed. All Human.

AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?

All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!

I listened to his deep, quiet voice and wondered what it would sound like if he whispered in my ear.

Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB

He was told to send back a ring with just the address, no returning one. So when the person he thought was SUPPOSE to get it never gets it but instead Bella does. Now Bella is connected to a very important person through a very important ring. Enjoy! R&R

Hermione contemplates her fourth year on the train ride home and makes an unexpected friend in the process.

Bella Swan doesn't like & doesn't want to go to Prom and neither does the new HOT guy, Edward Masen, who happens to be Alice's cousin. But when a scheming pixie decides to get these two together...well...let's say no one is safe.

AU. When Hermione is the person at the bottom of the lake for Cedric to rescue during the second task, everyone is surprised. None more than Cedric and Hermione themselves. How can they mean something to each other when they don't even know each other?

AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.

All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.

Mikes POV. A funny oneshot about when Mike finds out Bella and Edward are getting married and what he tries to do about it. SEQUEL NOW UP! FIND IT ON MY PRO.

Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.

Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here

What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?

Well, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do. She said with a huff, and turned to walk awayAnd what could possibly be better then kissing me under a tree in the rain?Before she could answer, he pulled her back in for another kiss.

Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.

“What have you gotten yourself into this time, Granger?”

Why is Cedric suddenly mean to Hermione?

After Hermione's tiff with Ron at the Yule Ball, she could not be found. What happened in that time? Who did she meet up with? Did she find her prince in those fortyfive minutes away from the ball?