"What the-" Cartman stared at the male before him, red coat, blue hat, slightly larg, it was like looking in a mirror. The only difference between the two males was a brown beard that circled around the newcomers smiling mouth. "Cartman you idiot," called Kyle. "You created a parallel universe!" [Cartman X Kyle]

Tweek has been haunted by the grotesque form of his missing best friend since childhood. Perplexed by his vivid visions and growing bond with the mangled little ghost boy, he has searched for years to find the answer to one question: Who murdered Craig Tucker?

It was a shock in itself when Craig found Tweek back in South Park after six long years. What came as even more of a shock, though, was the little boy buckled into his shopping cart.

Jack was definitely not supposed to hear that.

The sequel to The Septiplier.

(SEE A/N ON PAGE ONE) It turns out Butters was actually a vampire, and he accidentally turned Cartman into one as well. And what makes Kyle's blood special from everyone else's in South Park? This started out as a joke between me and my best friend, but then like most jokes I took it too far. I tried to keep all use of offensive language true to the show. Rated M for all the above.

A bunch of Septiplier one-shots. This ship has sailed too far to be able to turn back.

A compilation of Septiplier-themed shorts! Read with caution: there will be fluff and there will be smut!

A Septiplier and Pewdiecry fanfic I wrote for a friend. Rated M just in case.

Sean had always had Multiple Personality Disorder, but what happens when a darker side tries to take over? Includes Septiplier! Rated T to be safe!

Tweek & Craig have been a 'pretend' couple since childhood, but ongoing confusion about their 'true' sexuality has kept their relationship from moving past the best friend stage. Both boys have started needing more from a relationship. What happens when Craig's hormones, Tweek's emotions, Cartman's interference, and Damien's vendetta start forcing the issue.

Based on the comic by smollerei on Tumblr. All credit goes to her. I'm just the writer.

"It won't hurt me just once, right? I can stop anytime. I just did." What happens when Mark starts cutting again and Jack is there? Tears, angst, and cute hugs between the boys.

Tweek and Craig have been friends forever that is until Craig suddenly left the gang for Wendy Testaburger. And now he's in his junior year, having to deal with drama, heartbreak, and conflicting feelings. This was definitely not his idea of a calm high school experience... Rated M for swears and possible sexual themes. (Style and other ships in there too)

Mark had been sick for a while. First Brochitis, then Pneumonia for a while and eventually something worse. Pleurisy. He had been taking pills for months. There's another problem though, He hasn't told anyone. -Oneshot- -Rated Teen for type of influence-

Basically, Craig is transgendered, he moved away when he was twelve, however, now he's seventeen, and he's moving back to South Park. Instead of going back as Craig the boy, the decides to go to South Park as a girl. I'm horrible at explaining things You just have to read it :) Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.

A new student joins South Park University but he isn't alone. Tweek makes his return after two years, spent in a psychiatric hospital when his relationship with Craig declines. Can Tweek make a full recovery with the help of the "new student"? Creek, Craig x Tweek, OC

Jack has visited Mark in LA and is staying with him for five days. His feelings don't hesitate to keep him confused and on his feet at all times.

"And then she rescued him right back yadda yadda yadda la dee blah blah da. Listen, I'm not looking for a fairytale but what exactly do you call the resident Croesus suddenly taking an interest in the poor boy?" "South Park level craziness maybe?"

At age 23, Kenny returns to South Park. The first person he meets is a less recognizable Craig Tucker who reveals he's in remission. Slash.

Tweek is getting these weird, new feelings, Clyde is oblivious as always, Token plays matchmaker and Craig just wants to watch porn with his 'fake' boyfriend.

Life's hard when you have to hide visible signs that you're in love with your three closest friends. (C4) (Inspiration from a tumblr post)

After a chain reaction of terrible events, Craig and his family are forced to move out of state and reside in a cheaper, remote little town in Colorado. What started off as a depressing new leaf, becomes something a little more exciting when he notices the sudden activity on his compass. That is, until Craig learns just who his compass was pointing too. [ Cryde, Soulmate!AU ]

Jack is a high ranking guardian angel, who has lived for thousands of years, playing by the angels' rules. He has never felt the need to break a rule. Jack is not a young angel and is set in his ways, only changing his way of dressing and speaking to match the times, but never his morals but his world begins to unravel when he meets a young orphan named Mark.

It's been seven years since Craig has last seen his fake ex boyfriend Tweek, who has moved to another town. While all of his friends like to tease him about his childhood crush, Craig knows it's more than that. When they finally meet again at a class reunion, he sees it as his chance to win Tweek back.

Craig's new to South Park and decided to keep to himself. Over time he'll make friends and he'll make enemies, but the one thing he never expected was to fall in love. Rated T until later chapters!

He supposed he saw it coming from the time he first laid eyes on the twitchy blonde. He could taste it on his lips like the first time he sampled the dark chocolate mocha at Harbucks. It was bittersweet. And he couldn't tell if he liked it or not. Creek AU.

Tweek and Craig were dating in secret. Everyone finds out, Craig blames Cartman. Cartman is in High school now, he's no longer fat and he's changed for the better, but will it last? Warning inside. Craig x Cartman (Craman?) , in that order. Oneshot for now, if continued it'll be Kyman in later chapters.

Tweek realizes what truly makes him happy, let's just hope that "He" feels the same way. One-shot, Craig X Tweek (creek) T for language. DISCLAIMER: I do not own South park.

Halloween is Craig's favorite holiday just because it gives him a reason to stuff his face full of every piece of candy he can get a hold of. He planned on spending his holiday with candy and horror movies. His friends want to go to the school's Halloween party. What hijinks could happen? Craig told Tweek he would get them costumes. He has no idea what he's doing... creek cuteness

bitch i cannot begin to tell you how not safe for work this is

Ike ends up having to stay at Kyle and Eric's home for a while. Unfortunately, Kyle and Eric haven't told their families about their relationship yet. For Parti-Pooper!

Craig wants to take a break, but it makes both him and Tweek miserable. Just a short one-shot. Please R&R! Rated T for language.

The holiday rush just isn't bringing money into the coffee shop. Craig doesn't wonder why. The place kind of sucked anyways. [Christmas gift to kofukune!]

With PC Principal, new found love of guns, yaoi, and the advent of ads still on the horizon, the only problem Stan takes offense to is Kyle's choice of romantic partners. What's his problem? [Gift-fic for feufollet-xo!]

Kyle is overwhelmed by his life in South Park.

(Septiplier) Mark/Jack afterparty confessions and mistaken pod people.

(Septiplier) Morning after fic with Jack and Mark!

Kyle has always noticed the silence outside on this day, but he decides to embrace the noise inside his friend's home on Christmas day. Only T for swearing.

Eric Cartman just wants his charities to succeed for the holidays. It just sucks living in a universe where beards are commonplace and being evil is rewarded. And with Christmas purges and his own depraved boyfriend trying to put the kibosh on his good deeds, will Eric get the Christmas miracle he deserves? Probably not.

They are not really boyfriends. They are just pretending. It might be the most real thing in that joke of a town but still it's fake.

Tweek Tweak's mommy duties for Token, Kevin, Clyde and Craig will need to be put on hold while a surgery puts him on bed rest. That leaves the other four boys to play Mommy for a Day. Hopefully this will be funny, if not entertaining.

Boring. Just the way Craig liked it. Tweek wasn't boring. With Tweek, there was always something to do. But Craig wouldn't have it any other way.

A week spent in Hell s Pass together worked magic and Tweek and Craig leave hospital walls wishing to be each other s BFFs. Not more than two years later they find themselves boyfriends and real poster children of ideas of love and commitment for the whole town. How queer kids know they're queer and what challenges they have to face on the way of figuring stuff out.

"What really kills me is that the homosexual comments were passed around even before the assembly; it's like the whole school wants me to be gay!" TweekXCraig This is my first story I hope you enjoy. :P

Craig just wants Stan out of the way so he can get to Kyle. ONESHOT.

Tweek has quite the addictive personality, but it seems he's not the only one and who knows sometimes some addictions can be good for you. A story of how Tweek slowly comes to terms with his feelings for his best friend Craig. While Craig try's figure out the best way to tell him he's been in love with him since day one.

In the snowy town of South Park, people are enthralled by the couple they have forced together. But do they really feel anything for each other at all? - One-shot, contains smut

"Dude, how many times do I have to tell you? To get Tweek back you have to serenade him with a boombox, outside his window. Peter Gabriel is optional."

Kyle isn't too happy that Cartman's getting the attention he thinks he deserves. He's not jealous. That's impossible.

Two years ago, Tweek Tweak suddenly left South Park. Neither he or his parents told anyone where he went, or why he was going. When he returns, painfully scared of those around him, Craig Tucker and his friends quickly realise that he's not quite the friend that they once knew.

Takes place after Tweek x Craig.

Clyde's been acting weird all morning, and his boys are determined to find out the cause. (C4 Two-shot)

Early mornings suck...Or do they (Another C4 one-shot)

Don't take Eric Cartman's seat at lunch. Don't laugh and get chummy with his friends. Most of all, don't flirt with Kyle Broflovski.

The teens of South Park play a little game of "Seven Minutes in Heaven". Kyman one-shot!

Cartman loses his sense of purpose as everyone grows and moves on without him. Maybe he deserves it.

[Oneshot, fluff, Creek] Tweek needs his coffee fix and a dumbfounded Craig does his best to assist. Characters are age 18. There are F-bombs in the story, rated for language. Enjoy!

Another south park ship challenge. This time starring Tweek x Craig x Token x Clyde. Seems like all the boys are having one bad day.

Sometimes you just walk in at the wrong time, and see things that fool your eye. Get your mind out the gutter and maybe what you witness isn't as bad as it seems. One-shot Low-key Kyman, (and yes, I drew the cover picture)

"I hate them," He sobbed, voice slightly muffled by his heads position in the crook of Stan's neck. "I hate them so much. I wish they'd just go away!" His voice cracked and his nails dug deeper into Stan's back...

If Eric had his stubborn way, he'd deny his feelings forever. But Kyle's not going to let that happen. Rated M.

Some people have different ways of apologising. Cartman and Kyle fall into that category. Oneshot. Hints of Kyman. Rated T for swearing.

Everyone thinks Tweek and his friends are too close. Tweek thinks things have never been more perfect. Craig/Tweek/Token/Clyde

A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.

Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman have been butting heads for ages. Could the hatred be due to something deeper? ((Based loosely on my own life experiences)) Kyle/Cartman slash with a hint of Style

Things don't always go the way we intended. But sometimes that can be even better in the end... Kyman short story...

So, Craig happens to be from outer space and Clyde's cool with it apparently. Oneshot, slash, Cryde, hints of mpreg and a tiny bit expansion with generally weird alien stuff on the side. Enjoy... or not. [M sexual content]

Eric only sings about love at first sight, he doesn't really believe in it. Until a handsome waiter enters his life. Rated T.

One cold winter night, after some horrible events occur in Kyle Broflovski's life, he shows up on Craig Tucker's doorstep, looking like a wreck and being completely broken. Kyle's now torn apart life desperately needs fixing, but can the seemingly indifferent Craig help him at all? CRYLE, one sided K2. Mentions of rape.

Just a little peek into a day in the life of some guys in love and the children they have together... Fluffy Kystotchman (KyleXButtersXCartman)

It's been several months since Kenny died, and left the others behind. Kyle finally decides to visit his friends grave. Like he once promised that he would. But what he finds when he goes there is not what he expected to find. What exactly is going on? Is this a dream? Is this a miracle? Or maybe this is just the simple reality? A K2 Oneshot

Craig has problems at home and decides to go on a road trip to try and escape. Clyde tags along and maybe helps Craig find himself along the way. (Eventual Cryde.)

After being rejected by Stan, Kyle is heartbroken. Things become strained with his friends and family. His relief comes in the form of a school education program, which lets a number of students travel the world and "learn by interaction." Kyle is accepted. Its now two years later and Kyle has returned to South Park, but he isn't the same Kyle everyone knew. He's different; Better.

Stan and Kyle left South Park five years ago. When Kyle gets a letter, drawing him back to his hometown and all of the people he left behind, he rediscovers relationships he thought were dead and begins to realize how little he knows about himself. Kyman

Kyle Broflovski was nearly always concerned about his friends. For good reason too. Stan, Kenny and Cartman were literally insane. How can you not worry? At least there was one person that Kyle never needed to worry about. Craig Tucker. He was responsible and stable... At least, that's what Kyle assumed anyways. Craig/Kyle. Cryle.

Craig Tucker has a dirty secret he's willing to take to the grave. Can he keep it from Kyle or will he end up spilling the beans? Find out! Crlye or Craig/Kyle.

The kids of South Park have long since left childhood, but that doesn't mean their old games are through with them. Stan realizes this when he wakes up to find himself in the lands of Zaron. Now he must decide whether to live a life of fantasy or fight to return to his sometimes cruel reality. Based off both the show and Stick of Truth

Hanukkah was completely different from Christmas. As someone who was Jewish and didn't celebrate the holiday, Kyle was fairly excited to help someone decorate for once. He thought of paper snowflakes and sugar cookies baking in the oven, something relatively simple. Boy, he was wrong. Cryle. CraigxKyle.

Creaturefic MPREG KymanSome Bunny,Creek,etc.Sub!Kyle.The South Park kids are in high school..and Creatures? Cartman is a werewolf and is looking for his mate. Kyle is hiding something big from his friends. Bebe will have Cartman at any cost. Will Kyle be hurt? Will he confess? Or are they doomed to forever be creatures of habit. It isn't always easy getting your happily ever after.

It's hard to keep it together when you're the only one left. [Apocalypse AU. Still in progress. Short but somewhat frequent updates.]

The boys are juniors in high school, and a lot has happened. Kyle is openly gay, but don't let that fool you. He can be a monster himself. And it turns out Cartman's art of deception goes much deeper than money making schemes. M for language and later Kyman. Please R&R!

It was three weeks before the end of Stan Marsh's junior year of high school when his entire life changed. He just didn't know it.

Tweek is crazy, Craig is stifled and Red can't seem to mind her own business. When she catches wind of Craig's infatuation with a certain twitchy blond, she decides to put her own feelings aside and take things into her own hands.

Craig is an alien... Sort of. At least he thinks he is, with some very astonishing proof. Which is totally fine, until things start to progress with his little twitchy boyfriend. (Creek/Craig x Tweek) (Weird alien anatomy ahead, be warned. VERY much rated M)

A one-shot I did when I was feeling really depressed. Originally published 7/13/2011 on my old account.

When Gerald gets a high paying job in Jersey the Broflovski's move away from South Park. Kyle falls into depression and writes to the person everyone least expected... Tweek Tweak. Letters are posted back and forth over months, while both boys sort out their lives and feelings. We follow Kyle and Tweek for a year until the letters stop. Fic contains some Creek and eventual Twyle.

Dr. Brian Swiss, a child psychologist, has been summoned to South Park to help with the problems of three children: Butters Stotch, Kenny McCormick, and Tweek Tweak. What's on these boys' minds, and how will Dr. Swiss handle these situations? Well, read to find out!

It'd be easier if he wasn't already dead. It'd be easier if I knew he wouldn't slurp out my brains like noodles. It'd be easier if he didn't look at me like his next meal. Actually, everything would be easier if he wasn't a zombie, and this wasn't the end of the world. Creek. Previously He Likes His Rare

Craig's parents had never been abusive like Kenny's dad was when drunk, they had never brainwashed him with the whole we-do-it-because-we-love-you crap like Butters' parents had. Craig's parents had never ceased caring about him like Clyde's dad had after his mother's death. To everyone else in town Craig's family seemed normal, happy. That was far from the truth.

When Craig see's Tweek spending more time with Butters, he finds himself jealous, and feeling new feelings. FLUFFY! Creek! Bunny!

An AU of South Park where everything is the same, except Kyle is a girl. Genderbend feat girl!Kyle

If these feelings were really true, why was I not kissing him back? Why was I just standing there with my eyes wide? My stomach dropped almost to the ground as Craig stared at me, taking the cigarette from my mouth. "I like you, Stan." My body froze. What was I going to say? (Staig Stan/Craig, yaoi)

Today was going to be the day that Butters would tell his crush that he liked him...if his nerves let him.

Kyle didn't want this. But Tweek just had to go and screw everything up once again. TWYLE BECAUSE IT'S SUPER DUPER CUTE. Short and Stupid!

Craig (very reluctantly) goes on the history field trip to Machu Picchu in Peru. It doesn't exactly take long for him to end up in a delicate situation regarding a blonde, some photographs, and a fatass with a penchant for making other people's lives miserable. Written for the SPRMB 2013.

Kyle Broflovski is just trying to keep his little brother alive. Eric Cartman is all alone, with only his combat skills to help him survive. If anyone has suggestions for a better title, please tell me.

Kyman, one-shot. What prom might turn out like for our two unlikely lovers :) Rated T for the usual South Park reasoning.

craig needs money

Stan and Craig have a lazy afternoon, but when Craig finds an interesting song on Stan's IPod some interesting things occur. (IT IS STAIG/CRAN YES... ILOVE!)

taken from my other account to be continued here! So its time for a change of plans. Stan Marsh and Craig Tucker have been convinced to thinking they could walk in each other's shoes and no one would notice...pairings may or may not happen, but obvious hints of Style, Cryle and Candy

If you are a Cran fan you must read this! Contest for readers inside! Stan is just the creepy emo kid that always hangs around the art room but that doesn't stop him from being secretly in love with Craig Tucker, one of the most popular (and straight) boys in school. Maybe Craig's sexuality isn't as black and white as originally thought. Does Stan actually have a chance?

Oneshot in which Craig and Clyde play Monopoly, but Clyde makes a mess, which is a problem for germaphobe, Craig. Cryde, rated T for swearing.

Craig Tucker has never forgiven the four boys for their Peruvian escapade, and now he's found a way to even the score. Contains spoilers for the "Pandemic" and "Coon" sagas.

Kyle, stan, kenny, cartman, butters, kevin, clyde, tweek, craig and Token play truth or dare in Kyle's tree house. This is no normal game of truth or dare, its south park truth or dare. A bit of Bunny, creek, kyman in this. Written from Kyle's POV.

There's a reason Craig picks fights with Stan all the time and maybe it's exactly what both of them need. Smutty Staig Oneshot! M for sexual content and language

Tweek Tweak is a lone, teenaged paranormal investigator who finds himself in the company of the deceased Tucker family. They seem nice! ... for a bunch of restless spirits.

Craig and Butters hang out while they wait for their clothes to come out of the drier. For thoughtpolice.

At twenty years old, Thomas has finally been able to live as a "normal" guy, despite his Tourette's. A college student with a job and plenty of friends, Thomas has it all. Most of his help is from his friend, Craig, but not in the way most would think…

Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde

OLD / / Pure, unadulterated, Bro-Crack, all for you guys :heart: Clyde decides to visit his dear friend Craig, which proves to be a fatal and scarring mistake. Thank You To aiconx for letting me use her picture.

AU Drabble, Kyle&Ike fluff "Things had changed since Mom and Dad died. Kyle, barely legal to be working at all, was now pushing two jobs to pay off debts that kept rolling in. By the end of the day, Kyle wanted nothing more than to collapse..."

AU. The mutant "problem" is out in the open and everyone's taking a stand. This includes South Park. In the heat of all the mutant propaganda the teens of South Park must learn to deal with their powers...Comp. Summary inside. Slash-Style, Cryle.

A few weeks before Craig Tucker's 16th birthday, he's attacked in the street by a man who turns him into a vampire? Craig wants nothing to do with any of the supernatural things he will encounter. He just wants his boring life back. -Creek

Maybe I'm just turning into that vampire Sparkling McSparkles-a-lot. Does that mean Marsh is my Blinky Whore? Pairings: Staig/Cran

Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman are on their way to Token's Christman party in Nebraska, but a storm is making it difficult to get anywhere. Craig can't wait for Kyle to show up, and won't stop harassing him via texts. For SouthParkFan8's Christmas Contest

Craig is sick and Clyde takes care of him like the good friend he is. But is Craig really a good friend in return?

That's why he wants Craig to join their team. He wants him to experience being a superhero with an adorable cape and mask. Clyde couldn't help but let out a chuckle at the thought of his own emotionless best friend wearing something dorky.

A New England KKK story. Kenny's obscenely happy to be getting out of South Park, and Stan really didn't see this coming.

Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Craig, and Token are doing a dare: Get Tweek Tweak in a dress. Unfortunately, Tweek can become very violent...

Craig finds himself stuck to a giant desk waiting to be killed, only to meet an unexpected twist, oh what freaking fun. Staig, Stan/Craig, SLASH, Don't Like, Don't read. ONESHOT

Clyde was, by nature, a very apathetic person. Craig always knew how to defy that apathy. CraigClyde. Oneshot.

Kyle is going to be late to school and Craig is there to help! Cryle love!

Another CraigxKyle. I know I have no life, you don't have to tell me!

Get me the number to a clinic!" the Jewish boy shrieked, standing up now with his hands in the air. CRYLE, Mpreg, T for themes and language.

After mulling over the fact that he is quite the boring guy, Craig Tucker gets a hold of an old friend to see if he can help change that. Rated M for strong language and sexual situations.

Craig doesn't know what Tweek is anymore. But it's scary as hell. MA for sexual content and language and bloodplay. One-shot.

A smutty oneshot I wrote for my friend because we were disgusted at the lack of love for ClydexCraig. Craig's POV

Craig and Tweek's secret has gotten out, and Clyde confronts his friend about the matter.

Sometimes, you have to remember that what he doesn't know will not hurt him. Mysterion x Kyle. /Pre Coon&Friends trilogy/

Craig stumbles into Clyde's window one stormy night and something just doesn't seem right about his friend. Can Clyde find out what's troubling him? Cryde, slash.

AU Tweek can't share his parent's Enthusiasm about their new Summer home. The place is downright creepy. Things move on their own, and if you listen closely, you might hear the voices of South Park's lost children, calling for someone to save them...