Hey guys, My name's obviously not Ecoll1984 so you can call me Em. I am obsessed with Harry Potter and you'll find that most things I write will be about it. So anyway, here's some stuff about me!

Favorite Color: Pink

Favorite Food: Hash Browns

Favorite Books: Harry Potter (duh)

Favorite Book Character: Ginny Weasley

Favorite Movie: Titanic

Favorite Animal: Sloth

Here's some great quote stuff I love:

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT won’t make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL. So why bother?

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!" Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

Girl: Why do you like me? Boy: Too many reasons Girl: Give me a number Boy: How many stars are in the night sky? Girl: That's impossible Boy: So you see the problem

He is 90% of the reason I get up in the morning. The other 10% is to pee.

"I'm not physcotic, I'm a freaking retard. DUH"

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? -Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you

I hear voices and they don’t like you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Im not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to

Sometimes when im alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if i'm wrong then no one heard but if i'm right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

All I want is for one guy, to prove they're not all the same.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

No ones perfect… well there was this one Guy but we killed him

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but every time I try Alice is at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- oooh...riiiiight

Opps did my saracasm hurt you? Deal with it!

Gryffindor is Red Ravenclaw is blue Insult Harry Potter I'll CRUCIO you