FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), Lightning Havoc (Canada), IamDemonWolf (USA),

Yeah, not good at the whole "Hi all! These are what I like, these are what I don't like. If you're this type of person don't talk to me, but if you're this type of person feel free to talk to me!" Here is what I can say for certain. 1) I'm a Cancer. 2) Become my friend and I'll always have your back. 3) My opinion is that I suck as a writer, and no amount of compliments will ever change that. 5) What I write will insult people. Not a few people here and there, I mean a lot of people. I won't write about anything that is disgusting as far as what I consider to be disgusting, but if religion is involved it will basically be my seed of all evil for the fic.

Reasons to use Notepad instead of Microsoft Word; 1)When I hit save, Notepad actually saves. 2)Txt.doc file are much harder to be corrupted when saving goes wrong. Currently trying to back-track where I was in the only fic that I felt good about posting and also writing it all over again.

I have sadly reached the conclusion that I just can't write stories, and that I am a much better poet anyways. May or may not post any stories, and if I do, will be for my own enjoyment, and as long as I am mentioned anyone can adopt and continue them.

RANT(S)

I recently read an old comment on a story(yes, I usually do that before I post a comment because if it has already been said once, it doesn't need to be said again) that contained a Naru/Hina pairing, that was rather offensive and threatening to the author... What the actual FUCK!? Okay, I'll be the first to admit I don't care for that pairing because it is overused in fics, and a good bit of the time that pairing has no place in the fic itself(I like to read the Dark Naruto fics and/or the ones where he leaves the village at a young age and obviously he has no real contact with the village, meaning Hinata can't say that she uses him as her inspiration[which, by the way, is not 'love' that is admiration bordering worship and in a lot of the fics I've seen Naru/Hina in, I have to wonder what the authors are planning, particularly the harem fics with Hinata as alpha] to become strong and that she loves him with all her being and will do anything for him). Despite that, I will also admit that I cannot stand Sakura, and the fact that Tsunade trained her pissed me off to no end, I am aware that she has made herself useful after the time-skip but before that she was useless and 'felt' that if she had made her team give up in the first exam that she would protect Naruto's dream... No, that was just the excuse she was telling herself, she didn't want to lose her chance at becoming someone that the Uchiha could love, but he would have hated her for that, and Naruto would have been pissed that she doubted his resolve and abilities. Before anyone tries to say otherwise, I Majored and Minored in Psychology, I know what I am talking about because of what I had seen of their personalities up to that point and after that point. But none of that is the reason I'm posting this rant, and I'm sorry for getting so far off topic, but I felt that I should explain my position on both pairings and got really side-tracked. I am pissed off that someone would threaten the author, the GOD of the story, simply because they didn't like the PAIRING!? I didn't post a comment on that story, because if I had I would have likely used it to explain how pissed I am about this, and it would have only taken away from what my comment would be. I like to think myself more controlled than using a comment section, meant to provide an honest and useful review to the author, to insult the stupidity of a reader who thinks him/herself above the GOD of the story to such a degree as to threaten said GOD when that GOD could easily make this reader a character in their next story, giving them a horrible and painful existence in the world controlled by a GOD that this now character has pissed off. It may only be fiction, but even in fiction I, personally speaking, would prefer to not have a horribly painful existence. So in closing this rant I say this; To those of you who, like me, have the understanding that the stories posted on this site are all fiction and under the control of the author(s) writing them, and have no issue accepting that fact - Thank you, not just for showing appreciation to the authors that have captivated you and taken you into new worlds so that you can take a few minutes or hours away from your life to give you some peace and quiet(or excitement in some cases), but rather thank you for not being like that person now turned character, pissing off the gods. To those who can not distinguish the lines between reality and fantasy, or those whom believe that they are right and the authors are wrong, I say this; Don't insult or threaten the authors, if something upsets you, then write your own story and become the god of the world you create, and if you can't get your own story off the ground then don't complain or think that it is someone else's fault, some people just aren't authors, I'm not.

Scarlett Johansson will NEVER be Kusanagi Motoko. NEVER!! To hell with anyone that says otherwise. She may have the sexuality down, but that's it. She only has the right body type for Arise/Alternative Architecture. She might have the attitude of Kusanagi from the two movies already released, but where is the humor, the 'do as I say or I'll rip you a new one' attitude? On top of everything else, the face. THE FACE! She won't be Kusanagi, because she doesn't have the right face, or even skin color. Sorry, Miss Johansson, you are just being used for your body and not your talent, because you may be Black Widow but you sure as Hell are not Kusanagi Motoko.

If you have read my rant(s) for what it(they) is(are), and have made it this far. Thank you for reading, and I'm sorry you wasted however much time doing so. I've never really posted a rant before unless it was about my own stupidity and how much I pissed myself off... Hope you all have a good morning/day/evening/night. Later.