UPDATE NOTICE:
Though I've been debating this decision for a week now, my inability to get on schedule again through brute force has led me to this end. The past month's chapter update has been skipped for sanity reasons. It's written, and I'm working on the chapter after that one now. This way I'll be on schedule again with a buffer and no longer tripping like a dingus between updates.
Nothing is abandoned, just delayed to force a return to schedule.
Sorry for the late notice!

Hello and welcome to what may very well be the least interesting corner of the internet! I mean, I'd like to think it's an exciting place but let's be honest here: it's probably not.

You can also find me on tumblr (I'm really inept at it, though), deviantART, Archive of Our Own, and YouTube under the same username. Just, ya know. If you're interested.

Anyway... let's talk writing. That's presumably what you're here for, after all. I've got several fanfiction and non-fanfiction stories in the works, though here you'll only be seeing the fanfics obviously. I most definitely do NOT write smut or that sorta nonsense, so if that's what you're looking for feel free to back away slowly. Seriously: there will not be much in the way of pairings in this account's fics. There might be some romance, I'm not gonna' just ignore that facet of a character's personality, but most of the time it'll be canon pairings or between OC's.

A common theme one might notice in my fics (once there's enough out there to even notice a theme) is what I like to call "secret-keeping". This is where a character has a secret and, surprise surprise, they want to keep it. For example, if I ever write a Full Metal Alchemist and Harry Potter crossover, you can bet your shoes that Ed is not going to be forthcoming with info on who he is or where he's from.

I update my fanfiction monthly, posting a new chapter on the 1st or 15th of every month. This is because that's as quickly as I can write and still have time for university and work and generally not dying of oh-crap-an-update stress. Rest assured that I will do everything I can to keep from needing to postpone an update, though posts may be closer to midnight than I'd prefer.
Whatever, we'll see how this goes.

If you like what you read, feel free to stick around! If you have an idea you'd like me to take a shot at, feel free to send me a message!

Ignoring arguments of this account's variable cool-ness levels, let me tell you a bit about some of the fanfictions I've got currently in the works.

Unpublished:

Title: After the End, It Begins Again
Type: Crossover (Minecraft and Avatar the Last Airbender)
Description:
Steve has finally reached the end of The End. With the Ender Dragon defeated and the portal open at last, it's time for him to head back to base. But things don't always go as planned and really, who said the portal would take him back home?

Title: Double Trouble
Type: Crossover (Harry Potter and Ouran HS Host Club)
Description:
The Weasley twins always have at least six tricks up their sleeves, so it this really that much of a surprise? I mean sure, Japan's pretty far off, but in the grand scheme of things that's pittance to the dynamic duo.
Writing Partner: Doesn't have an account as of yet...

Title: Misunderstandings
Type: Fanfiction (Harry Potter)
Description:
Harry Potter can easily point out the best day of his life: the day he met August Munth. Albus Dumbledore can point out the day that everything started going haywire and, surprisingly, it has the same description.

Published:

Title: Under the Veil
Type: Crossover (Undertale and Harry Potter)
Updates on the 1st of every month. Thirty-eight chapters have been uploaded so far.
MY ART: Can be found on my DeviantART (same username as here)
FANART: [copy-past into URL bar, replace (dot)s]
- by SarcasticBeanie = archiveofourown (dot) org/works/14347077
- by MuffinQueen = archiveofourown (dot) org/works/14520621
- by DangerPuff, the comic = archiveofourown (dot) org/works/15186650
- by InsertSomthinAwesome, over on deviantART = goo (dot) gl/CYn9eX
- by Xelipoops, over on deviantART = goo (dot) gl/MWmV7Z
- by Agent 3 Novi = sweetheartdj13 (dot) tumblr (dot) com/post/180536215557/so
- by Agent 3 Novi = goo (dot) gl/C949sK
- by Agent 3 Novi = urlzs (dot) com/HVTGr
- by Creator 29 = youtu (dot) be/5m8WRvwHBss
- by pundertaleundertale = archiveofourown (dot) org/works/17898188
- by Soda-fiedPsycho = youtu (dot) be/bO7_8UwVC0M

Title: The Undesired Second Chance
Type: Fanfiction (Naruto)
Updates on the 15th of every month. Twenty-four chapters have been uploaded so far.
MY ART: Can be found on my DeviantART (same username as here)
Writing Partner: Rikkamaru

Out of curiosity (and on the off chance anyone cares), which of the works-in-progress would you be most interested in me posting? Any particular reason? How about your own prompts, got any of those?
Not saying that I'll act on anything... but who knows, maybe something will catch my attention.

Thanks for visiting, and see ya on the flipside!