Hey there

To everyone who's bored enough to read this, welcome to my profile.

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"

IIt's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm a "Otaku"

If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.
If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thank you very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pull out a mandrake in his presence and/or make fun of his distinct lack of facial features while doing so.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms".

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month".

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand.

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work".

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full".

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's".

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core".

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin.

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

34) I will not call the Weasely twins, "bookends".

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

36) I do not have an Emmett Cullen Patronus.

37) I will not lick Trevor the toad.

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey".

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween and ask Harry if he forgives me for what I've done.

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape or Draco Malfoy is the Voice of God.

45) I will not ask Sirius if he's really serious.

You Know You're Obsessed With Naruto When...

1. You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.

2. You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3. You can spout a random character quote on command.

4. You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7. You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8. You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9. You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

11. You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

12. You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13. You try to kill your brother every day.

14. You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.

15. You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of death!"

16. You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17. You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18. In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19. You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20. Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21. You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22. You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23. You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."

24. You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

25. You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you.

t(- . - t ) to the people who don’t believe in unicorns

Harry Potter Oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am in a hospital room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty and love.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my dedication

Because I know what the wizards know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession

It's a way of life, you know...

Ya ne ;D