The Doctor and Jack have found themselves to be 11. Unfortunately, there is no easy fix, so the Doctor decides they should attend Hogwarts until they can find a way to return to their proper ages. Here, they make friends, confuse professors, and desperately try to avoid disturbing fixed points in time. Updates on a monthly basis.

Edward Elric. Wait, no. Pretend you didn't hear that. The name's Dumbledore. Right...Minerva, this isn't working. I know I need to fill in for the headmaster until he comes back, but I'm not really cut out to run a school. Do I really look like Dumbledore to everyone else? Truth is going to have some explaining to do when–not if–I make it back...And who is this "Voldemort" guy?

Unable to pass through the gate, Truth sends the Homunculi to an alternate dimension... one Hundred years before the start of the Harry Potter series. Skip a forward a bit in time and four of them have just moved into Number 6 on Privet Drive. What happens when Harry is raised by them? What happened to the other three homunculi? How will this change the world?

Meet Etreyl; a young boy living with his family like a normal Hylian. But what adventures could possibly cause him to travel through time, defeat alternate versions of himself, save the omniverse, create a new timeline per triforce piece and even MAKE A SANDWICH OH MY GOSH WHAT IS HE A GOD! (lol) This story is inspired by my Wrinkle in Time obsession and Zelda. Enjoy! (PLZ LIKE)