A rewrite of the scene in "The Sign of Three" where John finds that Private Bainbridge is still breathing and provides medical treatment. An excuse for writing some more competent Doctor John.

76 McCoy episodes. 76 McCoy-centric reflections, codas, and missing scenes.

utter, shameless, clint injury. It's been a couple months since New York changed everyone. Bruce tracks Clint down in his room one night and finds the archer in dire straights. terrified to move with a ten inch steak knife stuck in his chest, what will they do to save him? And what sort of pain has Clint been hiding beneath the physical?Team bonding, Clint!whump, Steve/Thor revenge

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The Trials and Tribulations of Creating a Painkiller for a Super-Soldier in Tights: a story by Tony Stark.

They lock Steve in a freezer for 34 hours. It takes much longer for him to thaw.

"How—how long do rattlesnakes take to kill a guy?" I asked eventually, casual, like I didn't have no stake in the answer.

A bureaucratic error results in Medic having the most ridiculously awful week of his entire existence, and making a terrible, life-altering discovery. Will he survive? Will he remain sane after gaining this new, dreadful knowledge? The answer to the second question is easy, of course: whoever said he was sane to begin with?

It had been a year since the team was beaten and forcefully retired by Gray Mann. Wounds are mending, and average men are rising out of the shattered remains of the United States to reclaim their former jobs and teammates. What have they lost? What will they gain? Can forgotten bonds be repaired, or are they doomed to be destroyed once more? (Cover by PyBun.)

"Nobody will think you're my husband of twenty years. They'll think I'm cheating on my poor accountant husband with some young lover I picked up who can't keep his hands off of me." Scout/Miss Pauling

The team arrives at a luxurious Colorado mansion to pull a weapons heist. They've got Miss Pauling dolled up as a beautiful distraction, eyes on the ballroom, a man at the wheel ready to roll at a moment's notice, and a dapper Spy ready to go to work. So, how does it go horrible wrong? Don't forget to pick up your shoes!

Lukewarm water surrounded him at all sides, yet he dove ever deeper. Away from the sounds of battle and the calls of his team mates. : Halloween story, oneshot

A series of strange happenings during surveillance and a personal ad lead to one last night scouting mission which Scout tags along for. Stuck outside the base with a robot army looming and communications down, they make their way through the labyrinth of TFI's secret tunnels. Scout/Miss Pauling

Miss Pauling takes what could possibly be her hardest mission yet: turning the mercenaries into gentlemen long enough to undertake a mission to infiltrate a high class party. Scout/Miss Pauling

After an accident, Miss Pauling visits Scout in the infirmary. Scout/Miss Pauling

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

His senile boss wants an impossible thing. The Demoman has no choice but to catch it. What's living out in Thunder Mountain, and why is it so preposterous? (Just a long one-shot.)

When Respawn goes down, Miss Pauling goes on a mission to Mann Manor to try and find the lost notes of the late Radigan Conagher in hopes to fix it once and for all. When Scout joins her to deliver an important message, they join in a race against time to find the papers before dark–and the horror that lives within it awakens. Scout/Miss Pauling.

When Miss Pauling reveals that she only has two minutes of free time a day, Scout asks her on a two minute date. Scout/Miss Pauling

En Route to the next mission, Scout gets injured and pissed off, and Sniper tries to fix it. T for language. Drabble. Sniper/Scout. Just fluffy stuff here. COMPLETE.

Six mercs locked in a never ending war against hordes of robots. Sometimes they get close, they get comfortable. Sometimes they lose people. Sometimes they blame themselves for lives lost. Sniper/Scout bromance.

The robots had been bad enough. An associate of Gray Mann's has upped the ante. An entire team has been compromised, leaving Miss Pauling alone in a foreign city, unable to call for help. If her men and the city are to be saved, she's going to have to face the problem head-on. Whom can be trusted? Is she the only one left? What's out there in the night?

Respawn fails, and a solitary BLU is captured by RED in order to save one of their own.

"You eva' been to Boston, smokes? You know what it does to ya, growin' up poor in a shitty Boston neighborhood?" Scout watched patiently as his teammate squirmed in pain. "Growin' up like that, all it does is take kids an' turn 'em into junkyard dogs. Into guys like me."

An old man hears a shot in the dark. He gets out of bed, never imagining what terror awaits him in the fields. There is a saying that the apple never falls far from the tree.

It happens every six years apparently. Rated M because it's TF2.

The super-soldier serum really should have come with a Surgeon General's warning, Tony decided bitterly. Movie-verse. One-shot. No slash. Rating for brief language.

A standard weekend for the mercs we know and love. Exploding baseball, campfires, booze, a touch of angst and just a hint of lunacy. Insert statement about crap summary here.

The Spirit of Australian Christmas exacts his revenge on an unsuspecting RED Scout. Now it's up to his team and Miss Pauling to save him. A harrowing and ridiculous rescue mission to Antarctica ensues. Based on the TF2 "Smissmas Story" comic series. *REDONE AS OF 09/25/13.*

No one noticed how badly Steve was injured until it was almost too late. Whump, angst and Loki two-shot

Just a little tag to the movie. Spoilers for the very end of the movie the fabulous shawarma scene . Whump for everyone! Hurray! And possibly a little bit of BlackHawk

She's out in Harvest, if you ever want to visit her. You're lucky you didn't meet her, kid. She was a true menace, and nothing could stop her. God help you if she ever fell in love with you. A tenth class deconstruction.

Scout isn't immune to everything. Medic is happy to prove some professional assistance.

Every machine is susceptible to errors. This one caused three hundred and sixty deaths.

"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."

When BLU do nothing but flee in the face of a RED onslaught, Scout takes things into his own hands.

All Scout can do is think. Two-shot.

A Teen Titans and Danny Phantom crossover. Amity Park is under seige, attacked by a terrible evil that another group of teen superheroes know all too well. And Danny, even with their aid, will learn that evil never dies, and it needs...to burn...