Sakura and Shisui have gone on a lot of dates for people who aren't actually dating.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Crack. ZetsuSaku and... complicated UchiSaku. Request from tumblr - i wish you would write a fic where Sakura and Zetsu fall for each other, and the Uchiha boys don't approve. Violently. DONE. Rated T for language.

ItaSaku. Naruto-verse. Based directly on tumblr user itasaku's "Hokage Sakura" post. Sakura is Hokage, and Itachi is her faithful ANBU attendant... who is trying desperately to get her attention. Rated M. PWP.

In which Naruto dates an unconscious Hinata, Sasuke wants a girlfriend, Sakura accepts an impossible task and Itachi is very protective of his younger brother. And everyone prays that Itachi doesn't end up killing Sakura. AU; ItaSaku.

"You have to act like Sasuke for three days." No problem right? It is when you get paired with Itachi for your next mission. Standard Deidara torture here. Rated T for safety.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.