99 truths about me :) 1. Real name: Ashley 2. Nickname: Ash, Ashie, Moony, Padfoot, Fred 3. Zodiac Sign: Cancer 4. Male or Female: Female 5. Elementary School: St.Patrick 6. High School: PHS 7. College: Not there yet 8. Hair color: Blond with red dip dye 9. Tall or short: Tall 10. IM or email?: Email 11. Sweats or Jeans: Sweats 12. Phone or Camera: Phone 13. Health freak: Hell no! 14. Orange or Apple: Oranges 15. Do you have a crush on someone: Nope 16. Eat or Drink: Eat 17. Piercings: Just ears 18. Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi HAVE YOU EVER? 19. Been in an airplane: Nope 20. Been in a relationship: Yess 21. Been in a car accident: Nope 22. Been in a fist fight: Sort of 23. Where else do u want a piercing at?: Belly button 24. First best friend: Brittany Cole 25. First award: Dance when I was 8 26. First crush: Christian 27. First word: Dada 28. Last Person you talked to in person: My dad 30. Last person you texted: Hanna 31. Last person(s) you watched a movie with?: Hanna,Faith 32. Last food you ate: Chips 33. Last movie you watched: King of The Camp (stupid movie) 34. Last song you listened to: Harry Potter in 99 Seconds 35. Last thing you bought: No clue 36. Last Person You Hugged: Hanna FAVORITE: 37. Food: Chips 38. Drinks: Pop :) 39. Bottoms: Sweats 40. Flower: Rose 41. Animal: Cats 42. Color: Blue red black white 43. Movies: All the Harry Potter films, and the Outsiders 44. Subjects: Science (Put an X in the brackets if yes) 45. (x)fallen in love with someone. 46. (x) celebrated Halloween. 47. (x)had your heart broken. 48. [x] went over the Texts/Minutes on Your Phone. 49. [x] lost friends or family members 51. got pregnant 52. had an abortion, 53. [x] did something I regret. 54. [x]Broke a Promise! 55. [x] hid a secret. 56. [x] pretended to be happy. 57. (x) met someone who changed your life. 58. [x] pretended to be sick. 59. left the country. 60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. 61. (x) Ran a mile. 63. (x) went to the beach with your best friend. 64. [x] got into an argument with your friends. 65. [x] hated someone. 66. [x] stayed single for a whole year. CURRENTLY: 67. Eating: Nothing 68. Drinking: Nothing 69. Listening: Music 70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting 71. Plans for today: Dance 72. Waiting for: nothing 73. Missing: My cousin and her new kids YOUR FUTURE: 74. Want kids? Oui 75. Want to get married?: yes!!! 76. Future career?: I want to work with animals WHICH IS BETTER IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: 77. Lips or eyes: Eyes 78. Shorter or taller: Taller 79. Romantic or spontaneous?: Both 80. Nice stomach or nice arms?: Both 81. Looks or personality?: Both ;) HAVE YOU EVER: 82. Lost glasses/contacts: haha yes :) 83. Snuck Out Of a House: Nope! 84. Held a gun/knife for self defense: Do laser guns count while playing laser tag? 85. Killed somebody: lol nope! 86. Broken someone's heart: Not to the best of my knowledge, no 88. Cried when someone died: yes :( DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 90. Yourself: Sometimes 91. Miracles: Depends 92. Love at first sight: No 93. Heaven: Yes 94. Santa Claus: Yes!! He is so amazing he brings me presents and has elves i mean who wouldn't like that??? 95. Sex on the first date?: NO 96. Kiss on the first date: Sure TRUTHFULLY: 97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: Yes 98. Do you know who your real friends are?: Yes :) 99. Do you believe in God?: Yes!! :) List 10 of your favorite characters: 1 Harry Potter 2 Percy Jackson 3 Weasley Twins 4 Draco Malfoy 5 Annabeth Chase 6 Thalia Grace 7 Ron Weasley 8 Hermione Granger 9 Two-Bit Mathews 10 Sodapop Curtis What would you say or do if… Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? --Freak out then wonder what the hell he wants Number 2 asked you to go out with him? --HELL YES Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? --Fred: Probably planning a prank so freak then invite him in George: same Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? --who dude i thought you were straight... Number 5 cooked you dinner --whats the occasion? Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? --wonder why shes at the beach near Poseidon... Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? --pretty cool cuz i get 7 new siblings! Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? --Wonder why shes with the muggle doctors when she can fix herself... Number 9 made fun of your friends? --its Two-Bit hes probably drunk... Number 10 ignored you all the time? --Wonder why the hell he is.. I mean hes freakin hot Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do? --use some amazing spells against them You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? --Have a freak attack then wonder if a monster did it... then go find some water It's your birthday.What will number 3 give you? --Probably a whole bunch of pranks... You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do? --use Aguamenti You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do? --try and talk me out of it with logic You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction? --probably disgusted cuz im marrying a guy then be happy You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up? --ask me to eat food with him? You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down? --read me hogwarts a history it would put me to sleep You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you? --crack jokes and get drunk You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do? --probably join in with the laughter Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? --hes harry freaking potter and you ask me why?? Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? --I'd support it i guess You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? --Which number 3? Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? --tell him to go for it i keep 2 Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? -- Gods no Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? --be glad im not a lesbian and wonder why shes breaking her oath... You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? -- well hey there hes cute!!! Number 8 thinks s/he'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her? --tell her hes like her best friend!!! Bold=Yes Regular=No YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total= 18 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 4 PREP (X)You own a cell phone. You love Starbucks. GOTHIC (x)Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK (x)You can skateboard GEEK (x) You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA (x)You like rap. HARDCORE//scene (x)You like loud music Athletic (x)You watch/watched the Superbowl. Total: 7 1st = Athletic/Geek/Punk 2nd = Hardcore/Ghetto 3rd = Gothic 4th = Prep/Emo Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! (doesn't mean I am a homo, but I do support their rights.) I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. Homophobes are sick, ignorant bastards. If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you are weird and proud of it put this on your profile. Yay! weirdness is sooo fun! If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. A friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: will comfort me when he breaks my heart Friend: Will share their umbrella with you _You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder. _If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. _If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. _If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. _If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (allnighters, be-otch) _If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. _If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. _If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. (can you say paranoid?) _If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile. _EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile _Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile _If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile. _If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. _If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. _If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. _If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. _If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (did you see the movies, books, music, ect list?) _If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. -93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE (")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY Put this on your profile I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man, do I have fun! Greaser... greaser... greaser... O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood. Juvenile delinquent, you're no good! Get thee hence, white trash. I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well dressed. I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties. And what do you do for fun? I jump greasers! "The Outsiders has taught me some valuable life lessons: Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you. Sodapop taught me that it's okay to be laid back sometimes. Darry taught me to protect the ones I love. Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt. Two-Bit taught me that it's okay to make a joke every once in a while. Steve taught me that you should always stick by your best friends and that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars. And Johnny? Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold." You say Edward, I say Ponyboy. You Know You're Obsessed With The Outsiders When... You laugh every time you drink a soft drink for reasons unknown to people around you. You name your horse (or any other pet) Ponyboy. You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from a million different sources. You've read Gone With the Wind, even though it's more than a thousand pages long, for no other reason except because it was mentioned in The Outsiders. If you HAVE read Gone With the Wind, you get randomly excited and squeal at the page where it quotes exactly, "riding into sure death because they were gallant". You've started wearing black leather jackets, old jeans, and white t-shirts a lot more than you usually do. You've researched the 60s for fun, and you have asked questions concerning the 60s to your baffled history teacher. You've tried slicking back your hair with hair gel/grease and squealed happily at the results. You've bleached your hair just because Ponyboy did. You've started caring about your hair a lot more than you did before. You've stopped getting haircuts. You daydream about the greasers and imagine yourself in their time period. You have a sudden urge to eat bologna...although you may think it tastes like spicy dirt. Your fear of fire has suddenly become a bit disturbing or you can't be around fire without bawling. You suddenly start looking for greasers when you're out of your house. You compare random people to The Outsiders characters when you see them. You've started using the words, "ain't", "golly", "gee", "dig", "tuff", and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you. You've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it. You love your English teacher for getting you to read it. You announce to your stunned parents that your new favorite cartoon character is Mickey Mouse. You want to hit people when your teacher's showing the Outsiders movie, and they don't pay attention to it/laugh at it. You rush up to every random person reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it so much. You say these thing to COMPLETE STRANGERS too. You suddenly wish you had a southern accent, and you love people who actually do. You've developed a sudden interest in old movies. You do a double take each time someone says the word "soda" or "pony". You laugh every time you drink Pepsi (Ponyboy's addiction) or Coke (Dally/Cherry incident) You write "Stay Gold" as the last line of every letter you write. You've paused the movie at the very beginning when Ponyboy writes in his composition book, and tried to copy his handwriting. You've wondered what it would be like the live as a greaser in the 1960s. You and your best friend spend three hours running around the mall asking random people where you can find some white and black Converse high-tops, just because Ponyboy has white ones and Johnny has black. Then you spend all your mom's birthday money buying some. You spend twenty bucks at the bouncy ball machine, trying to get a red one. Then when you do, you walk around your subdivision for hours, bouncing it like Ponyboy does in the beginning of the movie. You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house" Certain songs remind you of characters/gang. You've committed the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory You've written (or are writing) multiple fanfictions relating to the Outsiders You start quoting the book. You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts You make a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know. When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name. You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang. You've read the book multiple times After reading it again, you wonder at the details. (Like why Sodapop signed his full name on his letter to his little brother. Did he think that he'd been forgotten? Or why they mentioned the nightmares...?) You go to Dairy Queen. While at said restaurant, you order bar-bq-sandwiches and banana splits. You contemplate the meaning of "gallant" You start calling your group of close friends a gang You watch sunsets (and sunrises) You say "Oh My (S. E.) Hinton" or "Oh My insert Outsiders character name here" instead of Oh My G. (from JanayOkay14) When a friend asks you to borrow the book, you pause becuase you don't want to part with it You point out all of the itty-bitty details that they got wrong in the movie (Dally's hair color, Ponyboy getting shoved instead of slapped, etc) You eat chocolate cake for breakfast and immediately think of the the Curtises You have to stop yourself from laughing whenever someone says "soda" When someone says "pony" you immediately think "boy!" You continually ask your history teacher about the Vietnam war, or anything else pertaining to the sixties When people say sixties, you think of greasers and Socs, not hippies like most. You have a GIGANTIC FAN ATTACK (bouncing up and down, hyperventilating...) when Ralph Macchio danced to "Stay Gold" (I had a huge attack! And after I had the attack, I started crying. JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset) You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOOOOOOVE The Outsiders! :D :D :D :D :D Copy and paste to your profile if you have done any of the above things! XD I sure had fun writing it... :) Also add to it... Original by EternalBookworm Greasers' Birthdays: Ponyboy- July 22, 1952 Johnny-March 1, 1950 Soda pop-October 8, 1949 Steve-April 15, 1949 Dallas-November 9, 1948 Two-Bit-June 20, 1948 Darry-January 5, 1946 The music quiz! Instructions: 1. Turn on your i-pod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle. 2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the playlist. Got that? 1.) How are you feeling today? I cry - Flo Rida 2.) Where will you get married? Hey, Soul Sister - Train 3.) What is your best friend's theme song? Raise your Glass - P!nk (accurate) 4.) What is/was high school like? Blow Me (One Last Kiss) - Pink (haha) 5.) What is the best thing about you? Hands - Jewel (perfect. that's funny) 6.) How is today going to be? Red Planet (ft. T-Boz) - Little Mix 7.) What is in store for this weekend? The Lucky One - Taylor Swift 8.)What song describes your parents? Burning - Mia Martina (WTF!) 9.) How is your life going? Lord of the Rings in 99 seconds - Jon Cozart (sweet. love me some hobbits) 10.)What song will they play at your funeral? Wings (Acoustic) - Little Mix (well. I do love them) 11.) How does the world see you Hey Baby (Drop it to the Floor) - Pitbull ft T-Pain (once again WTF) 12.) What do my friends really think of me? I'm Yours - Jason Mraz (aww) 13) Do people secretly like you? Glad You Came - The Wanted (yay? they're happy i came. but i actually dislike the wanted) 14.) How can you make yourself happy? Dark Side - Kelly Clarkson (be evil?) 15.) What should you do with your life? I won't Give Up - Jason Mraz (yay!) 16.) Will you be happy? Locked out of Heaven - Bruno Mars (aww :( ) 17.) What is some good advice? In Case - Demi Lovato 18.) What is your current theme song? Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf & Lil Wayne 19.) What does everyone else think your current theme song is? Bangarang - Skrillex ft Sirah 20.) What type of men/women do you like?: Just Give me a Reason - P!nk ft Nate Ruess 21.) Will you get married? Rock that Body - Black Eyed Peas 22.)What should you do with your love life? Everything About You - One Direction 23.) Where will you live? OMG - Usher ft will.i.am 24.) What will your dying words be? What Makes you Beautiful - One Direction 25.) Are you hot? Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 ft Christina Aguilera 26) What are your hobbies? If We Ever Meet Again - Timbaland & Katy Perry 27)Do you like sports? Whip My Hair - Willow Smith 28)Do you talk a lot? Moments - One Direction ( I guess i have my moments) 29)Do you like books? Titanium - David Guetta ft Sia 30)do you like yourself? Drive By -Train If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand Socs...COPY AND PASTE! If you know in fact Sodapop Curtis is BLOND, but don't the heck mind when Rob Lowe played him, copy and paste If you think we should all go back to the 50's-early 60's, copy and paste this into your profile! If you support Sodapop Curtis, copy and paste this to your profile. Rest In Peace, Patrick Swayze (Darry Curtis) "Patrick lived a hundred lifetimes in one. I will remember him for that, and I will remember him for how much he loved his wife Lisa. He was such an intense actor, so full of passion and vigor. He definitely made the most out of it. It's a sad day... He played my brother twice, so I feel like I lost a brother today. " Rob Lowe "I have always had a special place in my heart for Patrick. While I was fortunate enough to work with him in three films, it was our passion for horses that forged a friendship between us that I treasure to this day. Not only did we lose a fine actor today, I lost my older Outsiders brother. My heart goes out to not only his entire family, but all his fans as well." Tommy Howell "Patrick fought the ultimate fight as passionate as he embraced his life—with strength, dignity and grace. His love of his work and family was inspirational. He touched so many...I am proud to have shared in his journey... Remembering my fellow greaser. Stay Gold, buddy." Ralph Macchio If you're Swayze Crayze and know it, add this to your profile!!! :D Socials may be large, Socials may be rough, But man, oh man, them Greasers are tuff. Socials got Mustangs Socials got cash, But I heart Greasers that roll in trash. Greasers are great, Greasers are bold, Put on your Converse shoes and stay gold. I'M A GREASER GIRL! A GREASY, GREASY GREASY GIRL! I'M TUFF, I'M LOUD, AND SHOOT, I'M PROUD!! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "Tuff enough. Wait till I get out, though, so you can keep Darry off my back." The Outsiders 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find? My chair 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? America's Got Talent, live results 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:30 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 3:06 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My Ipod. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday when i came home from the orthodontist 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? the profile from which i stole this from 9. What are you wearing? a hoodie and plaid pj pants 10. Did you dream last night? possibly but i don't remember... 11. When did you last laugh? last night 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? a minibulliten board thingy, posters, pictures, a mirror, a calender 13. Seen anything weird lately? oh everyday... 14. What do you think of this quiz? Why do people always ask that? I think it helps me know what kind of person i am 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? One Direction tickets, then everything else 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: i know sign language pretty well 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics… gossip!! -.- 19. A quote that you love/live by: i dont have one at this particular moment im still looking for a good one 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Aleya 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Xavier 27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" 1 syllable : 2 syllables : 3 syllables : 4 syllables : 5 syllables : 6 syllables : 7 syllables : 28. Favorite planet? Pluto!!! i dont care if its not considered a planet any more its my favourite!!! 29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? my aunt... 30. What is your favorite ring on your phone? its a scene from a Very Potter Sequel 31. What shirt are you wearing? a hoodie from school its green with my last name and number on the back 32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? sorry, i go barefoot 33. Bright or Dark Room? bright 34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? cool he/she is an outsiders fan!!! 35. What were you doing at midnight last night? having a dance party in my room 36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? its from twitter : "@pewdiepie: Never played a game so full of bugs and glitches :D" 37. Where is your mailbox? down the street and around the corner 38. What's a word that you say a lot? dude 40. Last furry thing you touched? my cat 44. Favorite age you have been so far? no clue 46. What is your current desktop picture? One Direction from last year 47. What was the last thing you said to someone? "you have banana bread? Gimme!" Than i ran away with it :D 48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take? a fly cause a million dollars would be gone in like a day whereas if i can fly its for lifetime 50. The last song you listened to? DNA - Little Mix (listening to it now) 51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? depends who it is 52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be? a "friend" who gossips behind my back 53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? being with One Direction and Little Mix!! 54. Your worst fault? I have absolutely no filter i speak before i think VAMPIRE [ ] You rather be pale than tan. ] You like to eat or drink red things. ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them. [ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. [ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it. [ ] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. [x] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others [X] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything. [x] You're more active at night. (Oh, yeah. That is me. I wake up at 3 in the morning!) Total : 3 ZOMBIE ] You're an outcast. [ ] You feel as if You're not truly alive. [x] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry. [X] You tend to zone out. ] You don't feel very smart. ] You like worms. (I don't not like worms. They're just there.) [X] You like taking things slowly. [ ] You like odd foods. ] You prefer to suffer in silence. [x] You don't get much sleep. Total : 4 GHOST/PHANTOM ] You're invisible. [ ] You have an oddly eerie presence. [ ] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them. [ ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face. [x] You're incredibly/very gentle. [x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive. [ ] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking. [x] You enjoy scaring people. ] You like the indoors. [x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens. Total : 4 GHOUL [x] You will eat just about anything. ] You like to attack people verbally or physically. [ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed [ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them. ] You like stalking people. [ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces [x] You get hungry easily. [ ] You like torture. [ ] You live to hurt people. [x] You like the idea of being insane. Total: 3 SHAPESHIFTER [x] You have different personalities. [X] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second. [ ] You're fickle. (What does fickle mean?) [ ] You have more than one lover. [x] You're unpredictable. ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date. [x] You are fond of many different things. [x ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor. [x] You often say one thing and mean another. [x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off. Total : 7 DEMON [x] You have a very bad temper (When angered.) [ ] You're usually angry. [ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take. [ ] You worship Satan. I believe in Hell, but I don't worship Satan. [ ] You like pentagrams-Woah, What? [x] You love to mess with peoples heads. [ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud. [x] You laugh when other people are hurt (If it's funny and i know their ok) [ ] Physically harming someone turns you on. [ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person. Total : 3 If you say Harry Potter spells like "Accio!" out loud, and a part of you thinks they might actually work. If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave. If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back. If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled. If you call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references. If slow computers drive you CRAZY. If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe. If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work. If you use your cell phone to see in the dark. If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM. If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference. If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is. If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL. If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings. If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations. If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in. If you love people who text back instantly. If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good. If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later. If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans. If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies. If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING. If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van. If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up. If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet. If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically. If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded. If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever. If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs. If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it! If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next. If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore. If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument. If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life. If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway. If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday". If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava. If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes. If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last. If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing. If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid. If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done." If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting. If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there. If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned. I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here I ran with scissors, and lived An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile: The ones in bold are facts about me! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bad girl. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a bad word. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bitch. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a bad word. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bad word. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bad word. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bad word. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling person. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling . I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts. (technically its a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a preppy know it all. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER. I'm from LOUISIANA, so I MUST live in a swamp and hunt alligators. Stop stereotypes! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add any other stereotypes you can think of. You Know Your Obsessed With Percy Jackson When... You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You see an owl, and you go, “Hi Athena!” Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You know what you would do if you were Percy At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work, although you dont have a golden drachma. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy. You just have to research more about greek mythology. You want to learn Latin. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agreed You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You've called someone you know a satyr. You never look at a ballpoint pen the same way. You Know You're Obsessed With The Outsiders When... You laugh every time you see a soft drink for reasons unknown to people around you. When somebody asks if you like Pepsi or Coca Cola you say, "Have you every thought about combining them both and calling it Pepsi-Cola?" You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from different sources. You have or are planning on reading Gone With The Wind just because it was mentioned in the Outsiders. You wear black leather jackets, old jeans, and white t-shirts a lot more than you usually do. (I went to my best friend's house wearing old jeans, a flannel, and a white tank top, and said hey y'all to her and her family when I walked in. They all looked at me weirdly and she turned to them and said, "The Outsiders." And then we walked up to her room) You care about your hair a lot more now. You started using words like ain't, y'all, glory, dig, tough, and all this other old slang proudly and ignore the weird looks coming form the people around you (sometimes I just look at the back and say "I'm actually from the past and I've somehow managed to come to the future.) You've read the book so many times you can quote entire pages from it. You suddenly love southern accents and wish you had one. You suddenly start loving old movies. You love your language arts teacher for making you read this amazing story. You've wondered what it was like to live like a greaser in the 1960s. You play with red bouncy balls after you leave movies (that has also gotten me weird stares). You laugh when you literally "step out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house". You've memorized the page number for all your favorite parts. You quote the book. When somebody laughs at Ponyboy's name you immediately get defensive and when they're alone you confront them and make them wish they hadn't said that. (Guilty as charged. I never did apologize. Probably should.) After reading the book again you wonder at the details. Why did Sodapop sign his full name in the letter to Ponyboy? Why did they mention the nightmares? When you're at Dairy Queen you order BBQ sandwiches and banana splits. You tell your group of friends that you're a gang now. You watch sunsets. You point out all the itty-bitty details they got wrong in the movie. Dallas's actor is his complete opposite. Ponyboy getting shoved instead of slapped. You suddenly want to eat chocolate cake for breakfast everyday. You tell people, random strangers or close friends, to stay gold. |