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Joined 06-25-12, id: 4082554, Profile Updated: 02-07-13
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Hi, I am a book loving, game loving, boy who lives somewhere in the states. I can't tell you my age. I'm awesome, and so is the environment. I like the environment so much I might go to West Point to help out with new engineering. My actual birthday is within 1 hour of 2 days. I'd tell you but i don't want some freak to show up at my house on my birthday using some kind of tracking device the government thinks we don't know about but we do. Alright I am back, finally got my account back, so I will be a lot more active from now on. Thats about it, so copy and paste section:

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, Zeorzia, fangsgirl123,samzeman, Ptrip3

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Month one:
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:
You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four:
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy. Your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven:
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more professional murder

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Funny Sayings:

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

try not to cry on this one:

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

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Heat and Hearts by Andjuzane reviews
Finn is heartbroken. Torn between his love for Flame princess and his dislike for 3rd degree burns. A radical idea pops into his head after the two's dramatic meeting. There will be love, excitement, envy, and of course, adventure. Takes place after Hot to the Touch.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Finn, Flame Princess
Gone by exb756 reviews
Civilization has fallen. In the wake of a string of natural and manmade disasters, various factions strive for the most basic resources and the great cities of the world are left to ruin. One man tries to survive with a group of fractured refugees, as a war begins that will threaten everything still standing. Part I of The Simulation Arc. Rated T for intense violence and language.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 169,625 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
The World in Which We Fail by Mellifluousness reviews
This world is full of danger, great obstacles that only the bravest can face and the mightiest overcome. In that case, how the Nether did this idiot survive the first night? Join your slightly schizophrenic narrator and all her Latin in a quest from beginning to End and back again. Can she survive creepers, failures and vengeful white eyes? Yeah, nah. (REALLY OLD AND TERRIBLE)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,918 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
The Shadow Tunnel by Beacker1160 reviews
RowanTheTurtle is a player who lives in the town of Kingsville, leading an ordinary minecraft life: mining, crafting, and socializing with his two friends, Onionboy and Lyra. However, this all changes when the ruler of Kingsville asks the three of them to go on an expedition to find the location of Winterhold, a town that was thought to be abandoned years ago. Will they survive?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012
Tears On Every Page by MaximumRide-Fang reviews
"Simon, what did you see?" Finn asked the man as he coward in the corner. The ice king licked his lips with wide white eyes, "Horrible things...the vision...different, Oh god...it's Ooo now! please not again...not again Betty!" One book, a diary that dates back a thousand years, might hold the secret to where the last humans have gone. The Lich wants it. Full summary inside.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Finn
It Came from the Shad'O Realm by hydraex2 reviews
Fionna and Cake find another human... my OC. First fanfic- please review! It would make me happy to get feedback on my writing style. Rated T for excessive cursing and violence. LOTS of violence.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Fionna, Cake
Silver by ptrip3 reviews
We visit Silver from my other story Another Sad story. We will see what he has been up to in his forest. One-shot. As always please review, favorite, or follow
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
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Another Sad Story reviews
In a world full of blocks, Steve must venture from the misty forests of Minecraft to stop a force that will destroy life on all worlds. Will he stop it or be killed with the rest of the mobs. Rated T just in case. Please review I want to know your thoughts. Currently on hiatus.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012
Silver reviews
We visit Silver from my other story Another Sad story. We will see what he has been up to in his forest. One-shot. As always please review, favorite, or follow
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
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