Ever since Alfred had moved in Arthur's home, there were no problems between the two. Until one night, Arthur discovers an annoying habit (or curse) that Alfred has. Human AU with some fluff. Based on Arthur's view.

Arthur and Alfred are stuck in an elevator, and it's Alfred's fault. How are they going to spend four hours alone together in an enclosed space? Rated M for language and possible later chapters.

Space Navy Captain Arthur Kirkland travels the Universe to see its marvelous sights. An encounter with a strange computer on a pirate starship gives him a new dimension of beauty to consider. But the computer is secretive and vehemently hides his horrifying secret, one that will threaten Arthur's -and the computer's- existence. Beauty can be so dangerous out there in the unknown.