Mean Girls AU where Mikasa isn't related to Eren. When Eren Jaeger moves from the city of Maria to Sina Prep, he faces the hardships of being the new kid. Throw in teen royalty led by a clean freak, a nagging crush, and the Spring Fling Heichou into the mix and you're bound to get Shingeki...No...Mean Girls! Rated T because Levi humor and Mean Girls humor makes rated T.

Hanji Zoe is actually a Major, something no one really knows as she rarely, if ever flaunts it. One day, she decides to use her rank in front of everyone on the least likely person to actually listen to her, Levi Rivaille, humanity's strongest warrior. Levi decides it's time to teach Hanji the price for doing it. Smutty smutsmut. JUST IN CASE YOU WERE NOT SURE. SMUTTY. Please RnR!