Collection of South Park TEXT MESSAGES!

Not even that long ago, the thought of doing something even close to this to his best friend had been unthinkable. Now… well, it was amazing how many boundaries were pressed for the sake of competition. OR: Craig and Clyde play gay chicken. A lot.

Stan and Kyle are taking a test, but Stan's making that difficult for the both of them.

Tweek's got Craig pinned this time. M for a reason. Creek. Bondage. ONESHOT.

A collection of smutty oneshots involving Kenny. Pairings thus far include K2 and Crenny with more coming soon.

The boys are off to college and Cartman insists they participate in the frosh week scavenger hunt. They'll be getting drunk, getting naked, getting lucky and perhaps even arrested, but unfortunately, they aren't in for purely fun and games. The past comes back to haunt them and they're all forced to pay the price for childhood mistakes they once buried. Slash, Kyman & Crenny.

Craig wants to be done with him, but Kenny has other things in mind. Crenny/McTucker. Rated M for smut.

To Stan, Evergreen has never felt like home the way South Park does, where he has friends like Kyle.

On the night of their senior prom, Kyle demands to be taken to the Grand Canyon. Stan hasn't talked to him in years, but he gets his keys, gives Kyle his coat, and drives him there.

After being kicked out of his now ex-girlfriend Wendy's house Stan is left with no where to go. After trying to make his way back to South Park for three days he finds himself at a bar in a city in Colorado that he doesn't know the name of. What happens when fate sends an old friend his way and a bit of luck? Slash / Style

Kyle's being a bitch and there's a dog leash. Let drunken Stan do the math. M for stupid smut.

Kenny is bummed because he hasn't gotten any in wayyy too long. His resources have been tapped dry, and he thinks he has no where to turn. That is, until he spots a certain someone taking out his trash. Previously titled "For Matt"

Stan comes to visit Kyle's new house and is disgruntled by the lack of attention he's receiving against the almighty facebook. Slash, Style, Stan/Kyle. Pretty much PWP.

Kenny and Craig stayed behind after everybody else left South Park. Though they won't admit it, they've got each other. Smutty Crenny oneshot.

When Kenny finds himself in need of help, he tends to accidentally end up with Craig Tucker. Crenny oneshot.

If I had to keep these words caged up inside me just so I could stay by him forever, I would. stanXkyle, slight craigXtweek, OC plays major part in getting them together. Give it a try.

a horny, cheesed-out, kenny bumps into Craig, half naked ;3

He's mine...mine...mine...

“Heard Jewboy was coming home.” Kenny turned to look at Cartman. "What? Kyle?" "Yep. Wendy told me. Met up with him in France. Dude he’s been in boarding school up there. Freaking Lame.” Style. Rating will change.

Things were about to get weird. "No, I want your penis up my butt before it goes up Wendy's vagina."

The boys grow up, and grow apart. Kyle knows this story is nothing new, but perhaps there's a reason you don't mess with the classics. Style fic.

Stan has a big secret. He's in love with someone. But he has a girlfriend. She knows about his secret. He dumps her; she spills the secret to everyone. What's a guy gotta do! rated for a reason. WendyxStanxKyle triangle

Kyle and Kenny are doing homework. PWP Lemon Stylenny ;D KylexKennyxStan Threeway MMM, S-M-U-T! oneshot

Upon exiting the confessional, he strode over to the empty pews of the empty church and grabbed dusty, red bible hastily, shoving it under his jacket. Taking a last glimpse at the altar and at the confessional, he smirked and pushed the door open with his