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 Author has written 8 stories for Minecraft, Warriors, and Five Nights at Freddy´s. Hey I'm hurdygurd Lowercase h please There's a poll in my bio right up there about whether I should continue Clans and Cubes or Demented Sooooo, you're obviously here for a reason. Did someone recommend me? Were you browsing? Tell me in a review how you got here, to my profile. Anyway, go enjoy my stories. What are you waiting for? Why are you still here? You're wasting your time reading this bio, you know. OH FOR LOZIV'S SAKE GET OUT OF HERE |
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Miles and Inches by coldstone4815 reviews
After a moment, the angel sighed and said, "I just- I have this bad feeling. Something's wrong. Or- Maybe everything's fine, and I'm just overthinking. But there's something off about... I don't- I don't know."
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 320 - Words: 846,387 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 12/9/2013
Growing Up With Steven by MadeofLove14 reviews
Steven's only a baby-an exceptionally good baby, but a baby nonetheless. The gems have been readying themselves for the day that Steven moves in permanently with them in their newly constructed home. These are the stories, not in chronological order, of the events leading up to first season of Steven Universe. Can the Crystal Gems survive raising Steven?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 130,092 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Home by Artofskating reviews
The year is 2030. The monsters are now aboveground, freed by the then nine year old, now 11 year old Frisk. Papyrus is taking regular cooking lessons, Toriel's a teacher. And Sans? He's happy, finally. The nightmares have stopped, and he has an amazing wife and is an awesome dunkle to Frisk. But one day, he goes to tuck in said child, and finds a nasty surprise... SPOILER WARNING
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 169,367 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Frisk, OC, Sans, Chara - Complete
Inseparable by UnderAnon reviews
The quintessential save-Azzy fic is finished! Papyrus is a lawyer and Donald Trump is the President in this long-running epic. Yes, this is the Undertale fanfic that memed President Trump into existence. You're welcome, kids.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 241,246 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Asriel, Frisk, Asgore D., Toriel - Complete
Unintentional Return by Dactylogram9092 reviews
Steven rolled into a ball on the ground and began to sob. He felt destroyed. His entire world was crashing down around him, and it was his mom's fault. [Steven is having horribly realistic dreams and his gem starts acting up. Little does he know, these seemingly meaningless occurrences add up to a DEADLY truth].
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Adventures in Fusionland by The Nerdinator reviews
Ever wonder where fusions go when they aren't in use? They go to Fusionland, a realm between two dimensions of spacetime, and two particular fusions are about to have a very eventful time! AU, takes place during Homeworld Bound (basically what's happening in Fusionland during each chapter of Homeworld Bound).
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Opal, Rainbow Quartz] Sugilite, Malachite
Knocked Out by Zygella reviews
Three years. They missed three years of Steven's life. And he blames them for every second wasted. They may be back, but their Steven is gone. How could they apologize? How could they ever get along the same again? How could they stop Homeworld, and the terrible things they were about to let loose on dear planet Earth?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Amethyst, Garnet, Pearl, Steven U.
Shattered Realities by Cryssy-miu reviews
"It was at this point that Jasper finally looked up. Gone was the malice from her face and the murder in her eyes. Emotions flashed across her face all at once; shock, fright...and then a devastating realization." Nothing will ever be the same for anyone after Jasper is found in Kindergarden and a dark secret is unearthed. But Steven won't let anyone face pain alone. R&R
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,229 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Steven U., Jasper, Peridot
What it Means to Be by Tigereye96 reviews
Everyone has a past, some are just less willing to share it Redemption/Purification fic. Lots of character delving and OCs.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,024 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Pearl, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot
Repaired, but Broken by AquaCapricorn reviews
The defective Pearl can be reprogrammed. With such a faulty program, why hasn't anybody tried to do this before? Peridot hatches a scheme to get her escape pod back, by reprogramming Pearl's natural servant-class program to serve her. However, when the attempt goes poorly, Pearl is restore to her "factory default", and the Gems are left with a repaired, but lost Pearl. My first fic
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U., Peridot - Complete
Reprogrammed by Neppy-Chan reviews
Takes place after the events of "Friend Ship". Peridot gets ambushed by the crystal gems and somehow resets herself, resulting in having a completely different personality and no idea who she is or what's going on. Rated T for violence.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Peridot
On the Care and Maintenance of Human Bodies by SU and CM by Dragon Elexus reviews
If you're an ageless magical space gemstone, accidentally switching bodies with a human teenager can come as a huge shock. But thankfully, this excellent how-to guide has your back! With advice on such essential topics such as 'organic bodily functions', 'pain management' and 'social faux pas avoidance', this title is a must for anyone trying to navigate humanity!
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,961 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Garnet, Pearl, Steven U., Connie M.
Tourmaline by Phantomrose96 reviews
A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,818 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
New Member, New Adventure by Grey Fox Ninja reviews
When Amethyst and Pearl fought at the Kindergarten, they had accidentally started up one of the old machines. While all of the Gems were fine, safe and sound in their home, a new gem was being created. He is the first male Gem, but that's not all, he has a strange connection to earth and its inhabitants. Watch as he discovers how he was made, and why he's different.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015
Maybe in Time, You'll Want to be Mine by Peridork reviews
Trapped. Cramped. Alone. All you have is someone who means the world to you. Accept your loving feelings, realize your heart's fate. (Pearlmethyst. Takes place during Jailbreak. SFW. This is my first story!)
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2015
Putting It Back Together by Dragon Elexus reviews
When some ancient and unknown Homeworld technology accidentally erases their memories, the Crystal Gems figure their forgotten 13 years is trivial; but unfortunately, it appears a LOT has happened in that time. Now with their leader gone, and saddled with a half-human boy who claims to be her son, they must somehow find a way to restore what they lost.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,166 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Strings and Sorrow by Zygella reviews
Steven knew the Gems wouldn't hurt him... right? He knew the Gems could break free from the monster's hold on their minds, right? They wouldn't hurt him, even though right now, they wanted him dead.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Eragon Alone by NinjaRiderWriter reviews
Betrayed by his leaders, Eragon and Saphira run into hiding in the northern parts of the Empire to escape both the Varden and the Empire. Now Eragon is alone with only his dragon for help, or will he find new friends and followers and maybe a student to teach the ways of the Riders?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,340 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Eragon S., Saphira, Arya
Read by QueenInnocent reviews
And she read.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Complete
You Called? by QueenInnocent reviews
YC is just a small collection of oneshots about Orchid and I's friendship. Its not always happy... But have fun, laugh along, and join us in, "You Called?"
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014
Sincerely, The Reality of Warriors by Infinite Legend reviews
Warriors FanFictions tend to get a bit crazy at times. This is my version of "Dear FanFiction Writers" for Warriors to create some well-intended humor. Please come in and enjoy the story. Sit down, sip a cup of hot chocolate, and have a few good laughs. This is not meant to offend anyone.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011
Fallen by coldstone4815 reviews
"They say that being an angel is, well, heavenly." Bodil fell that day. " I say otherwise, being one myself." He didn't want to be a Fallen, but the others forced him to Fall. "I wonder sometimes: What would it be like to be human?" When he made friends, he knew he could be semi-normal. "I... guess I found out by Falling." (SEQUEL to Insomnia and Animal)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Complete
Insomnia by coldstone4815 reviews
"I never really liked my father that much. Maybe it was because that he was cold, and all I was used to was the heat of flames. When I came to the Overworld, I promised myself not to make any friends. Well, I failed myself in that promise. And he tried to kill you, all of you... This is why I shouldn't make friends. I'm sorry...I truly am..." With that, Jordan ended the letter.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,524 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete
Animal by coldstone4815 reviews
"S-Sky, please stop..." He never intended for this to happen. "I-I can't control- R-run, Dawn!" He didn't want to hurt them, but... "Fight it, Sky! I know you can!" He never thought this could ever happen. "I-I'm sorry, Ty. I didn't want to hurt you..." But it did, and now everyone had to pay for it. "Behold, puny human, the true and mighty power of the squid!"
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,172 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Complete
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The Girl Who Read reviews
Books? Books. Books! Books...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - OC
Demented reviews
OCs, Team Crafted, and a former friend bent on revenge. Oh, and an alien. This probably won't end well.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015
Spinning In Circles reviews
Ring around the rosy, pocketful of posy, ashes to ashes, we all fall down. One-shots.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015
Clans And Cubes reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Sequel to Of Cats And Blocks. There are six cats, summoned by StarClan to fulfill a prophecy. These cats are from another world, but remember nothing of their past. The Clans are recovering from the Dark Forest battle, thinking they finally beat the evil cats. But the inhabitants of the Forest have other plans... I know I suck at summaries...
Crossover - Warriors & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2015
Scarf
When Autumnpaw turned back into a human, she knew something was wrong. One-shot about Autumnpaw OC from Of Cats And Blocks.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Of Cats And Blocks reviews
Skypaw is going to his first Gathering with his Clan, WindClan, when he sees a very surprising face. Deadpaw is excited to go to his first Gathering after the accident. When they see each other, all the memories come back. Enjoy! Rated T for later chapters.
Crossover - Warriors & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
This is NOT N-O-T a theory, this is a short little thing for my friend's birthday. Rated T for death.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Tyb0rg reviews
First story, hope it's good! Summary: Ty has a secret. He's a cyborg, and Seto is his creator. What will happen? This story took a dark turn. I didn't mean to originally, but... too late now! Rated T for blood/cursing.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Complete