Name: Just call me Noa

Favorite animes: Naruto, Death note

Likes: Sea food, writing, the Akatsuki, sweets

Dislikes: snotty bitches, the color pink, skirts

Hi, Im Noa. Im 14 years old, i have a bit of a cursing problem, and I love Naruto. I have medium length brown hair and eyes that change from greyish green, to green, to blue depending on the light. I love to eat sweets and writing stories. If you piss me off I will go off on a cussing rant. I consider myself a Jashinist in training. Im very passionate about art! I am rather random and a bit bipolar so beware, my moods change a lot. I have a sort of catchphrase, 'so yeah'. Im part Irish (my grandma's side) and part German (my grandpa's side).

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[X] -My eyes are grey
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4] Pein-sama!

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 2]

Itachi
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[X] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Score: 4]

Kisame
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore
] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Score: 4] Sweet im like Kisame

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4].. Cool

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[X ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X ] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2] O.o...

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 6] Sweet! im a fucking Jashinist!

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5] sweet!

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

[Tobi Score: 6] Im a good girl!

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X ] - Michael Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru score: 5]

RP TIME! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS!

1. Tobi

2. Deidara

3. Hidan

4. Itachi

5. Hashirama

6. Madara

7. Pein

8. Kisame

9. Sasori

10. Sasuke

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

[Tobi] “Oh Tobi-chan! Do you wanna play with Noa-kun?” murderous sparkle in eye as I whip out a chain saw. No one interrupts my sleep but me!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

[Hidan] “HIDAN YOU JASHIN DAMNED PERVERT!” and then proceed to throw sharp objects at him.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

[Itachi/Sasori] That's a little odd...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

[Hashirama] Hashi-sama made me dinner? Im so grateful!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

[Madara] Must. Resist. Urge. To. Glomp. And. Cuddle. The. Living. Shit. Out. Of. Sexy. Uchiha...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

[Pein] Oh my god! Yes! Im related to Pein-sama!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

[Kisame] OH NO! MY POOR LAND SHARK!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

[Sasori] Bad Sasori! No being mean to Noa-chan's friends! sprays him with water

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

[Sasuke] STOP IGNORING ME!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

[Deidara] He would carry me back home and be extremely pissed about it.

t's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

[Hidan] A knife, a jack saw, and a chain rope. Plus some clorroform. MUHAHAHAH!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

[Itachi] He would put the fire out like the bad ass he is then scold me for playing with matches again.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

[Hashirama] He'd be the nice person he is and encourage me not to feel embarrassed or something

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

[Tobi] “Noa-chan and Sasuke-kun are getting married? IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU! Can Tobi be the flower girl?!”

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

[Pein] He would hand me a cookie and tell me to quit whining. Then he would help me get revenge!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

[Sasori] Tell me how horrible im doing, that way I'll get pissed and play harder

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

[Sasuke] Just stare at me wondering if i've finally lost it.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

[Tobi] Because Tobi is a good boy!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

[Deidara/Sasori] OH MY GOD I KNEW IT!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

[Hidan] Um... I dont know...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

[Hashirama/Madara] In the minds of perverted yaoi fangirls (like myself)

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

[Madara] It's Madara Uchiha, what can I do?... Actaully... Give me some rope and needles and I'll be set. -devious smile-

You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

[Pein] Me: Is he staring at me? I think he- Oh look! A shiny!... What were we talking about?

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

[Kisame] “Who wouldnt want a shark boyfriend? Especially one as big and cuddly as you!”

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

[Sasori] Danna loves me? I feel so happy!

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

[Sasuke/Tobi] Me: Ooo! Uchihacest! Let me get my camera!

Split personalty me: GAH! BAD SASUKE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREWING NARUTO!

Tobi and Sasuke: what the fuck is wrong with her...

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

[Hidan/Itachi] Me: Is Itachi helping Hidan clean his scythe or something?

Split personality me: The Jashinist and the weasel? Who would have guessed!

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

[Madara/Tobi] That's taking 'loving yourself' to a whole new level

Would 2 trust 5?

[Deidara/Hashirama] I dont know. They never met

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

[Itachi/Sasuke] Sasuke pokes him back and they get into a poking war.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

[Hashirama/Tobi] Um... I think maybe gardening... And for Tobi... Art?

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

[Madara/Hidan] Something inedible and alive

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

[Pein/Sasori] Pein would be a piercings artist and Sasori would do puppet shows.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

[Kisame/Hashirama] HAHAHAHAHA!

What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

[Madara] A beautful lady with a strong will to put that bastard in his place. Of course he'll be happy!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

[Sasuke/Sasori] Sasuke: I thought I heard odd noises coming from Itachi's room. After a few hours, Deidara walked out.

Sasori: Oh my god O///o

1 accidentally kicked 10.

[Tobi/Sasuke] Tobi: WAAAHH!!! DONT KILL TOBI!!!
Sasuke: WHY IN HELL DID YOU KICK ME?!

2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

[Deidara/Sasori] Sasori: Do you really like me, Dei?

Deidara: Uh... y-yeah O//\/

5 and 6 did a workout together.

[Hashirama/Madara] O////O -perverted thoughts

6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

[Madara] Madara: Why wasnt I invited?!

Me: Because you were being a meanie!

7 won the lottery.

[Pein] YAY! PEIN'S RICH!

8 had quite a big secret.

[Kisame] What's the secret?

9 became a singer.

[Sasori] O.O

10 got a daughter.

[Sasuke] THE FUCK?!

What would 1 think of 2?

[Tobi/Deidara] Tobi: Deidara-sempai is a good boy!

How would 3 greet 4?

[Hidan/Itachi] A dango shop

What would 4 envy about 5?

[Itachi/Hashirama] His awesome WOOD techinques ;)

What dream would 5 have about 6?

[Hashirama/Madara] A little bit of 'jutsu' practice never hurt anyone, right? ;)

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

[Madara/Pein] They both wanna take over the world!

What would make 7 angry at 8

[Pein/Kisame] Um... I dont know

Where would 8 meet 9?

[Kisame/Sasori] The akatsuki base I guess

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

[Sasori/Sasuke] His weakness

What would make 10 scared of 1?

[Sasuke/Tobi] Tobi being given coffee and a bag of sugar O.O

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Deidara

2. Hashirama

3. Tobi

4. Itachi

5. Hidan

6. Madara

7. Shisui

8. Sasuke

9. Minato

10. Sasori

11. Pein

12. Kisame

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

[Madara/Pein] I think...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

[Itachi] Yes. Super smexy uchihalicious hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

{Kisame/Sasuke] Itachi's not gonna be happy

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

[Minato] Yes

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

[Hashirama/Madara] Oh yeah -drools slightly-

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

[Hidan/Minato] or {Hidan/Sasori] I vote Sasori and Hidan

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

[Shisui, [Hashirama/Kisame] Shisui: O.O mentally scarred for life...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic.

[Tobi/Minato] The Yellow flash finds an odd interest in the Akatsuki's 'Good Boy'. After all, yellow and orange have never clashed before. So why stop now?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

[Deidara/Sasuke] I think there might be one.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

[Shisui/Kisame] Shark in Dead Waters.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

[Itachi/Deidara] Itachi and Deidara being stuck on a mission together and being stranded on an island. While on that island Deidara manages to make a bird that's big enough for the two of them just as they are running out of food and Itachi realizes how useful Deidara's art is. He admits this to the blonde, they fall in love, and said de-flowering happens.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

[Tobi] I dont have anyone on my friends list so far

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

[Pein] Dont have any friends yet

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

[Hashirama/Itachi/Hidan] Probably not...

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

[Sasori] Danna doesnt scream...

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

[Sasuke] The Happy Song by Liam Lynch

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

[Deidara/Madara/Kisame] Warning: Uke Deidara, Evil Madara, and ultimate Seme Kisame. This is a very fucked up threesome. You have been warned

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

[Sasori/Hashirama] 'So, I hear you like wood...' (you can fill in the rest ;))

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

[Pein] [Hashirama/Sasuke] That is slightly fucked up and pedophiliatic

20. How emo is Seven?

[Shisui] Um... Shisui is happy and easy going. Not emo at all

21. What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

[Deidara/Itachi/Hashirama] Why are they fighting over someone who's more than 100 years older than them?

22. What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

[Madara] Hair up in a bun, wearing a pink flower pattern kimono, a deep annoyed scowl and Hashirama with a nose bleed in the background.

23. What would a One/Two baby look like?

[Deidara/Hashirama] Medium length dirty blonde hair and dark blue eyes.

24. What is Five's ultimate weakness?

[Hidan] Soap XD

25. Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

[Hashirama/Itachi] uh... Siblings?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. =-P
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.( Fuck anyone who says I am!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have a problem with SELF CONTROL
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (actually, im Bi-curious)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (All Hail Jashin! Does it count if it's from an anime?)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (confused if this is the guy or girl option...)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a (Former) CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist