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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. Hey I'm Jess yes I know I've been on hiatus for waay too long but I'm back and rarin' to go -hopeful smile-. My main project is Bella's Promise but I've start putting up a few mini projects so try them out, see what happens when my mind goes haywire with blockage. XD and yes I'm extremely disappointed by Breaking Dawn. Renesme sort of ruined it for me...that and the whole creepy imprinting. Whatevs. I still love you steph meyer! - adieu TEAM EDWARD ATTENTION READERS!! HERE ARE ALL THE IMAGES FOR THE STORIES Bella's Promise Marcello from Bella's Promise looks like Marcelo De Campos from Elite Modeling Agency except blonder and ah...more undead looking Fight For You Aaron | |||||||
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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Bella's Power by Cullen ACTIVE reviews
Edward keeps his muchanticipated promise & turns Bella. But what if Bella had a power so unique that it could change the predicted happilyeverafter? what about the treaty? & Charlie? Victoria? & most importantly Edward & Bella's wedding?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Eclipse: My Own Version by AriesWiccan415 reviews
This is what I think will happen in Eclipse. ExB Rated T for Language and possible scences to come. Chapter 14 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
A typical EdwardxBella story by iim asia reviews
What would have happened if Edward had changed Bella at the end of Twilight? Many people ask this question, many people answer it with their own versions of the story on this site. Well this is mine. Check it out.!COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,997 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Belladona by Swissa reviews
I suck at summarys,theres no good way 2 describe my story. It's very unique! But ppl have told me they love it and have never read ne thing like it. So give it a shot. It's Edward, Bella, and the Volturi, o my! Unfortunately there r no ruby slippers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,529 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
The Perfect Summer by ladyenterprise reviews
This is the story of Bella's blissful summer with Edward. You know, the one she talks about in the beginning of New Moon? A simple summer, but a wonderful one, nonetheless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,137 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Pretty little thing by Montresor reviews
Edward stumbles onto Mike and his friends trying to do something that leaves Edward very,very angry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Dusk 'Til Dawn by Books4love reviews
Bella begins another year at Fork, this time not alone. Set after Twilight. BellaXEdward pairing, of course. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,496 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Mikes first last date with Bella by eddyismymonster reviews
Very first fanfic. The cullens have a plan to make Mike get over Bella, by taking her on a date gone wrong..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Not even a Tear by EntrustingLove reviews
What if Jake died? What if it was Edward who killed him? Why does Quil look SO appealing? Does Bella want a new beginning or not? Who will she choose when she's forced? choices... choices... REVIEW please!...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,903 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007
Mike's Stupidity by Forbittenlove reviews
So, what happens to Mike when he finally decides to stop being 'discreet' and to just show Bella how he truly feels in the most physical of ways? When the Cullens find out, it's not a pleasant thing. For Mike at least. Rated T for adultish content!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007
Torn by cherrytone reviews
Bella & Edward go to college together. Edward won't change Bella until after they are married. Bella meets a man who can dazzle her like Edward can, who is he?Who will she choose? & will her past come back & take it all away.My 1st Fanfic.Please R&R Thank
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,915 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Be Safe by BitexMexEdward reviews
Mike led me into the forest. I thought we were just stepping outside for a minute? I began to worry. Maybe I should have listened to Edward's warning. 'Kiss me,' Mike whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Little Moments by Chedea reviews
A bunch of little oneshots about life with the Cullens. Because I just cant resist the urge. All of them are meant to be hilarious. T to be safe. You'll see why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
In The Middle of Nowhere by thesunshinekid reviews
Even as a vampire, Edward is not infallible. What is it with men and asking for directions?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Hurt by vjd reviews
Edward has done something that has truley hurt Bella deeply. How will Bella react? How will Edward try to fix things? Review plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Family Time and a Surprise for Edward by vjd reviews
Bella visitis the Cullens for the first time since Italy and has a heart to heart with Edward. She decides to surprise Edward and recruits the other Cullen's for help. Plz review. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
An Imaginary Date with Bella by lbj reviews
Mike is in Biology and dreaming of a fake date with Bella. During Twilight before spring break, but while Edward and Bella are going out. One Shot that turned into more because people wanted me to finish it. Mikes POV Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Everlasting Scars by twilightfanatic reviews
What if Alice never told anybody about her vision? She never came back to help Charlie. Edward never went to the Volturi. But he did come back, just not soon enough. JxBxE NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,974 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Times Are Hard by SmilinSmiles reviews
There is a new clan living with the Cullens. Rosalie and Emmet get into a fight. Secrets are revealed. What will happen to there relationship? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
A Thousand Miles by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO THE NEW BELLA. Something is wrong with Bella. She feels human. Then Carlisle tells her something amazing. Could it really be true? But then again is it really her biggest problem? Rated T for saftey. Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,088 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Almost by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
“You don’t understand, Alice! I would have killed every single one of you to get to her! I didn’t even recognize you, my own wife!”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Testosterone Induced Stupidity by Mstar the Cat Demon reviews
I suppose that even a perfect guy is still a guy, which is always going to result in the occasional moment of testosterone induced stupidity. Do vampires even produce testosterone? Who knows…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2006
Attempted Sin by Boho Bella reviews
A spin off of the fabulous Twilight, by the awesome Stephanie Meyer! Edward and Bella adventures! Bad summary, sorry. EDITED CHAPTER ONE NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Forever Twilight by sharniexxox reviews
The most dreaded happened. He left her. Bella's story of how her life was changed when he left. He returns and discovers her once again at Forks High. He loves her but she is mad and belongs to the most powerful coven in the world. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,340 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006
The New Bella by reader71 reviews
Bella kissing a vampire. Not an odd picture. To bad that vampire isn't Edward. Bella's been chaged. It's been ten years. Edward is back and Bella is pissed. My first fanfic so be nice! Rated T for my implying things. Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
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Fight For You reviews
Bella's was changed a year ago & the Cullens moved to Alaska. Time to go to college but what if they meet more vampires, one of which tries to seduce Bella? Read on as something horrible exposes both covens and brings on the Volturi! CH4 is now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
Just Can't Stand You reviews
The Cullen Family is full of perfect couples, but what happens when they switch partners for a day? How far will the Cullens go in order to break the boredom of a sunny day spent inside? Who will survive the new, ridiculous pairings? Ch3 UP NOW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Bella's promise reviews
A delicious smell wafted under my nose, tempting me to awaken. Sweet and chilling, seductive in all its icy glory, Edward's scent surrounded me. Stretching and cracking an eye open, I was greeted by his beautiful smiling face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007
Playtex Edward reviews
It's that time of month for Bella, and Edward is determined to be useful and help her through it. But what happens when a simple event becomes a little too chaotic? Read and Review! Chapter two is up now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward