Hi my name is Nathan.

Age:14

Gender:male

Interests are pokemon teen titans Danny phantom batman and dragon ball z

Don't likes are well I'm a boy so I don't like girly stuff.

Favorite teen titanshippings are beast boy x raven, robin x starfire, kid flash x jinx

Favorite pokemon pairings are pikachu x buneary, Staraptor x unfesant, Oshawott x snivy, Greninja x Delphox

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when orange meets a girl

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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Which Eeveelution Are You?

EEVEE

[x] You are cute

[x] You love to play

[x] You don’t like getting into fights

[ ] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it

[x] You have a best friend forever

[x] You love your best friend very much

[ ] You don’t say bad words

[x] Most people love you

[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings(I'm actually the oldest)

[ ] You like to wish upon a star

[x] You have lots of stuffed animals

TOTAL: 7

VAPOREON

[x] You can swim

[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week

[x] You hate racism

[ ] Someone has said that you are hot

[x] You are very social

[ ] You don’t spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV

[ ] You enjoy sleeping

[ ] You know most of your neighbors’ names

[ ] You can speak in another language than English

[ ] You visit social places (such as concerts,theaters,etc.) more than 1 time a week

[x] People call you a “smiley face”

[ ] You LOVE spending time in the water

TOTAL: 4

JOLTEON

[ ] You are a street kid

[x] You have been in an accident

[ ] You usually get into street fights

[ ] Your favorite kind of music is rap

[ ] You have been shocked by electricity

[ ] You seriously need to get a life

[ ] People say you’re too egotistic

[ ] You have tried gangsta style

[x] You try to be really cool

[ x] You really want someone

[ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone

[x] You hate something right now

TOTAL: 4

FLAREON

[ ] You are kind of a hothead

[ ] People try to calm you down

[x] When you want something, you won’t stop until you get it

[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now

[x] You annoy people

[ ] You like cartoon villains more than heroes

[x] You would like to have red eyes

[ ] You were born in summer or spring

[x] You can think of crazy things

[ ] You have burned something

[ ] Things around you are stupid

[ ] You didn’t/don’t like your life at a moment

TOTAL: 5

ESPEON

[ ] You believe in magic

[ ] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you

[ ] You really love someone

[ ] You believe in love at first sight

[x] You haven’t tried to smoke, drugs or drink alcohol

[ ] You are a goody-goody……

[x] ……or average

[ ] You get injured easily

[x] People don’t really get you (Only my best friends do)

[ ] You MUST do something right now

[ ] You are like a psychic

[ ] You have great sight

TOTAL: 3

UMBREON

[ ] You love the dark.

[ ] you like to wear/see/use the color black.

[ ] glow in the dark stickers are cool.

[ ] you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance.

[x] you look out for yourself at times.

[x] you have or would like to have a Umbreon in your Pokemon games.

[ ] you are terrifyingly silent.

[ ] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid.

[ ] you have helped or been helped by someone but never said ‘you’re welcome’ or ‘thank you’. (On accident...)

[x] you are somewhat of a loner.

[ ] you love to go out in the night.

[ ] You have excellent vision in dark places.

TOTAL: 3

LEAFEON

[x] Fall or spring is one of your favorite seasons.

[x] you adore the color green.

[ ] you love flowers but choose not to pick them.

[ ] clean, green and pristine is your way of life.

[ ] animals adore you and you adore them.

[ ] you are a very peaceful person.

[ ] you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.

[ ] you enjoy longs walk in nature or the woods.

[ ] you are a vegetarian.

[ ] your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.

[x] you really can’t stand cold days.

[x] people really love to be around you.

TOTAL: 4

GLACEON

[ ] Winter days are your favourite days.

[x] Cold weathers don’t phase you with or without a jacket.

[x] You have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.

[ ] You live in a place where it’s cold all year round.

[ ] Hot days are your most hated time of any week.

[ ] You don’t mind cold foods.

[ ] You have once used a cold joke during cold times.

[ ] You adore very much the colour white.

[ ] You take long walks in the snow.

[ ] You have a cold personality.

[ ] People can’t really call onto you for sympathy.

[ ] You have heard the song Cold by Crossfade.

TOTAL: 2

HIGHEST: Eevee 7

LOWEST: Glaceon 2

'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like to hang out with kids more than adults, so I MUST be a pedophile

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Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the Light Side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the Light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream.

Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall. They cheat a lot.

When someone annoys you, remember that it takes 47 muscles to frown but just 4 muscles to stretch out your arm and punch the daylight out of them.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

I didn't trip. I was just doing a random gravity test.

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

I've got a problem for your solution.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

I didn't fight my way to the top of a food chain to be a vegetarian.

Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion! What a bunch of idiots. I downloaded it for free.

War does not determine who is right... only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend because they're sharper than knives.

Relax. Nothing is okay.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

You have the right to remain silent. I have the right to ignore whatever you say. Either way, it works in my favor.

We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction.

I was going to take over the world, but then I saw a shiny thing.

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids that it's okay to sell body parts.

Be insane, because well behaved girls never made history.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

The doctor says that we have multiple personalities.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

They never suspect the short one.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

I've used up all of my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People know don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

I see no good reason to act my age.

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy! You right there! Yes, you! Do you like tacos?

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Flying is not inherently dangerous –– crashing is.

I have not lost my mind; it is backed up on a disk somewhere.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

In a world of Cheerios, be a Froot Loop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

You, you, and you –– panic. The rest of you follow me.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, don't be scared. You have no reason to be.

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world, but shhhh... it's a secret!

Quick, what's the number for 9-1-1?

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Patience is what parents have when they also have witnesses.

We are the people our parents warned us about!

I will not be a naughty boy. I will not be a naughty boy. I will not be a naughty boy. I will not be a... aw, who am I kidding?

I'm smiling because I'm your brother. laughing because there's nothing you can do about it!

Earth is full. Go home.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

An overly positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody's looking.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they still have pretty good ideas...

You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you.

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

I used to have a life. That was before I learned how to write.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!

When nothing goes right... go left.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

OOOH... DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!

Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!

You! Off my planet!

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Not all men are annoying... some are dead.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things –– alone.

The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...

Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.

Don't try to out-weird me –– I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

You say "crazy" like it's a bad thing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Stressed is desserts backwards.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am free of all prejudices... I hate all people equally!

I am in shape... round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Oooooh... a life. Where can I download one?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

People say that money can't buy happiness. However, I just purchased marshmallows. Isn't that the same thing?

If it ain't broken... fix it 'til it is.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't by accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

EMO –– Extravagantly Made Origami

Everything is edible. Everything. Even I am edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Taste the rainbow –– eat crayons!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."

Do not lead me into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. By the Hulk. On an adrenaline rush.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Death by chocolate –– oh, what a way to go.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something.

Worst. Idea. Ever. *pause* Let's do it.

People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.

I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.

My friend's the kind of person who breaks the silence at a funeral by yelling, "KUNG POW CHICKEN!"

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Don't try to hold your hand over my mouth to make me shut up. I'll lick you.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people tell you not to.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

So stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT!

Say no to drugs.
Say yes to tacos.

Whatever it was –– I didn't do it!

I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up every day in the same clothes, runs around in sewers collecting coins, and to buy what? MUSHROOMS!

Ever noticed that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

Dear Guy-Sitting-Next-To-Me: Yeah, I see you copying me. But joke's on you. I didn't study either.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Wanna hear a joke? Miley Cyrus.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me so.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. It's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S... tell your friends.

Three hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired I put the mirror down!

Facebook is like jail. You sit around and waste time, you write on walls, and you get poked by people you don't know!

I wish I had Dora's parents… They let that girl go everywhere!

I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.

Girls spend the first ten years of their lives playing with Barbies, and the next ten years trying to look like one.

I decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.

I want to merge My Space, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute... screw the fruit!

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them have tried to contact us.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bad girl.

Thanks for wasting aw ay a minute of your life