A random assortment of Borderlands oneshots, featuring a wide variety of characters, genres, and pairings. Including humour, adventure, romance, and goodness knows what else. Enjoy!

Mordecai and Mad Moxxi used to be a couple. Then came Handsome Jack. Now Jack is dead and old sparks rekindle... Prepare for eloquent erotica and in-character lemon, with all the innuendo and intimation you know and love about Borderlands! Mordecai/Moxxi

Moxxi finds a distraught Tina at Roland's grave and, despite normally finding her unbelievably annoying, feels bad for her and tries to help. Once her motherly instincts begin to show themselves, she discovers that there's more to the little girl than just hyper vulgarity. Rated T for slight language.

Nisha catches Jack cheating and decides to get revenge through jealousy. She finds the perfect candidate for a fake relationship in Moxxi, who she plans to kill after she's served her purpose, but plans change and she instead gets something far better than revenge. Mostly Nisha/Moxxi. Specific warnings inside. All-around pretty graphic and dark (eventually), but occasional comedy.

Takes Place during the events of Borderlands 2 (Pre-sequel Is relevant); Angel did not die in the bunker by the Vault hunter(s) and Jack succeeds on discovering/Uncovering the vault but at what Cost? The Trust and betrayal of his own flesh and Blood?

A Rhysha fanfiction about marriage and having a child

One-shot. The Vault Hunters try and think up a name for Axton's turret. Beta-read by Foryewhoartliterate. Non-canon story. Enjoy!

This story takes place after the end of Boarderlands 2. Gaige has found herself on a downward spiral, who will lift her back up? It's a slice of life story with an unknown romance. Zer0, Maya, Mordecai, Lilith, Brick, Tannis, Moxxi, Tina, Torgue -Contains yuri.

Zero was left behind by his fellow vault hunters...he has a single contract that can get him out of the poor lifestyle of Pandora and that contract is...The Firehawk...he seeks this being as a challenge and payment, little does he know he will be changed for the rest of his life. Pairings are (zero,lilith...Maya,Mordecai...axton,gaige...sal,scarlet)

You just wanted to come home from a longs day of school/work, you wanted to just relax & play Borderlands 2 but you get thrown into your own story of the Borderlands series with action, guns romance, Hyperion & Handsome Jack! This is going to be a long story..Will you be able to handle it or will you have to give into Hyperions control & live on Pandora?

It's been two decades since the Hyperion Wars. Angel, Roland, Riley, and Priscilla are children of Vault Hunters who must contend with their parents' legacies and the heavy burden of heroic namesakes in a post-war Pandora. (A cast of original characters and guest appearances from old ones as a new generation takes Pandora by bulletstorm) [Priscilla debuts in the next chapter!]

Ever wondered what the vault hunters would give each other for Christmas? Also, an actual story involving Marcus will be added later.

Try to picture this being a morbid sitcom series..

An ambitious retelling of the entire Borderlands saga. It will include the Chapters from my other fanfic as that is currently on hiatus due to this project! It will be told through various narrators, but is actually set after the events of all the games including the last Episode of Tales from the Borderlands. As always, none of the content belongs to me, all belongs to Gearbox.

A collection of short stories. Lot's of ships.

Axton has always been a man with one goal; survive. After being dishonorably discharged from Dahl and forced to flee to Pandora. He merely set out to get rich, but things aren't always that simple.. After saving the planet from the greatest threat its ever seen and even making great friends. He'll discover somethings not only about others, but himself aswell.. (Post- Borderlands 2)

This actually started out as a really detailed picture I was going to draw, and then I found out I suck at drawing complex idea's… so I wrote a story for it instead. Sorry if it's terrible.

The Vault Hunters haven't been together long, but that doesn't make them less of a family. One fucked up family, but still. A collection of drabbles about the day-to-day lives of the BL2 Vault Hunters. Abandoned.

Set in the second game this story takes the view of a Mordecai, who was put through eridium experiments as a child which gave him 'special traits' and a burning hatred for Hyperion. But wait! Theres more! After waking up from a perticularly uncomfortable nightmare Mordecai finds a girl in his room. And she looks a hell of a lot like Bloodwing...

A short little story about Gagie, Tina and Moxxi and what they did on the day Lilith interrogated Athena.

After a wild night of drinking, our favourite band of Vault Hunters try to remember what happened last night with comical and explicit results.

maya plans everything all the time, although she is quick witted enough to make her actions seem whimsical she actually hates being taken by surprise. sometimes you see...life is an absolute bitch

SEQUEL! Selene's Return to Pandora. Now working for Sir Hammerlock, she is eager to find out just what she has been missing in the past 5 years of her absence. The danger or Pandora seems to have gotten much worse with the rise of Hyperion and Handsome Jack but Selene will stop at nothing to help the Vault Hunters and the hunter she'd been aching to see since the day she left.

Zer0 is an assassin who's all about accuracy; Gaige is a sixteen-year-old who thinks accuracy's overrated. God knows what happens when they get into an argument bordering the subject.

Ryan's thoughts as he finds Jodie dead (Beyond ending.)

A new routine in Pandora's Resistance home.

Hey! Deadpool here. What happens when I, the merc with a mouth, start taking jobs on Pandora? I'll tell you what! Awesomeness! Trust me, this is going to be awesome! Rated M because it just wouldn't be me if it wasn't M rated for swearing, drinking, and very VERY suggestive themes. Go ahead and read it!

Mordecai stumbles into Tina's workshop, where she's threatened him and strung him up like a doll but does anyone know why Tina's crying?

Crackfic wherein Roland REALLY loves Christmas, Lilith is unamused, Mordecai is a loveable jerk, and Brick goes with the flow. Lilith/Roland, Lilith/Mordecai, Roland/Holiday Cheer

just how i thought the quest "Number one Fan" should of ended.

It's kind of funny, the things you talk about when you're drunk.

Happy VALENTINES DAY! Time to celebrate it MY WAY! M rating for: Yuri, Lolicon, Nonconsensual, and smuuuut. Rate, favorite, and, most importantly, COMMENT! no trolling though. ;) May later turn into a story.