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 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Team Fortress 2, Dexter, Misc. Books, Homestuck, and Haruhi Suzumiya series. I'm a private detective. In my spare time I write fanfiction. Fear me. Also, most of these were written awhile ago, so I'll apologize right now for their terribleness. | |||||||
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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6553 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 7,257 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35023 - Favs: 24,911 - Follows: 18,607 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Doctor Whoof: First Impressions by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Every new companion has a first impression of the TARDIS, regardless of the Doctor. Twilight Sparkle is no different.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Dr. Whooves - Complete
To Be Continued by Diana the Actress reviews
Kyara Majors, Brad and Janet's 13 year old daughter gets lost in the rain on a warm summer night on her way to a friend's house. She finds a castle with strange people in it. I truly am terrible at summaries, take a look for yourself. I do not own RHPS
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
A Time Warping Time Lord by GwenOwenforever reviews
Just as Riff Raff and Magenta are about to kill Frank, two strangers suddenly appear in a strange blue box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Halflife: Hero Beggining by squirrelking reviews
Henry Freeman has to fight Combines and save humen kind
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Lives At Sacred Heart by Blood Red Vampress reviews
This is a funny collection of haikus by yours truly. Most of them are about JD and Dr. Cox and are humor based. Please read- they're better than you think! Promise! And review too! :3 Rated T for language.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008
Niichan's Baby Sister by kattylin reviews
A COLLECTION of what it's like if Sakura had eight older, overprotective brothers breathing down her neck at every move she makes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hell Girl by kattylin reviews
-REVISED VERSION UP-What if Sakura lived in Sound and was Orochimaru's daughter? SasuXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,320 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Utter Chaos by kattylin reviews
They were so used to hating each other that they didn't realize that they were starting to fall for one another...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,697 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Welcome Gift by Sakura-LaCroix-Kusanagi reviews
What happens when Sasuke finds Sakura all alone in a room at midnight? Includes SasuSaku, SaiSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
7 Days, Come What May by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
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Finding Jesus reviews
What follows is a Homestuck fanfiction written by Nadia of "Homestuck-is-a-sin" fame. Seeing as how she posts 20 pages worth of new posts every day, I figured that this gem would get buried in the clutter and be lost to the ages. So it is also hosted here. Whether or not I personally agree with Nadia's politics is irrelevant. Enjoy. I do not own Homestuck or Homestuck-is-a-sin.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Gamzee M., Lord English
When Two Worlds Collide
A short poem I wrote in English Lit today based off of a fanfiction I wrote that I won't publish until the series crossing over with Haruhi exists. At the moment, it looks like I just inserted my own shitty characters into Haruhi. Iambic Tetrameter.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
The Life and Times of Mandark Morgan reviews
Dexter has a brother and he's cooler than Dexter and he also kills people.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010
Sentry reviews
I wrote this sonnet for a creative writing class and since I guess it counts as fan fiction, I'm posting it here instead of on FictionPress.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
European Ninja, Part 1: France
The original team 7 travels to Europe with another team made up of completely original characters. Contains a bit of French, accompanied by translations. FRENCH NINJA ALERT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,405 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007
Sakura's Big Geisha Adventure reviews
In an alternate universe where women are rarely allowed to become ninjas, Sakura is kicked out and moves into an okiya. There she meets many new friends and foes and uncovers a strange secret about herself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sakura H.